Its nearly time for the new episode of the strain! from the look sof it...

Its nearly time for the new episode of the strain! from the look sof it, tonights episode is this seasons version of the red hook one from last year, just with more vampires lol. Im guessing this will be another episode where the MC's think they have won, but then get fucked over at the end of the episode, probably by Eichorst lol

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The Strain, sucks!

its depressing how much of a downward spiral this fucking show has been doing

it feels like they're just spinning their wheels

also the fact that the military isnt out in force in Manhattan is laughable

Your life is laughable

The Strain was never good. It was and is okay. But never good.

I feel the same. Why do I keep coming back?

Because we're here to see the end

just finished reading the books.
lol is all i have to say.
lol.

everything else is worse

what the fuck else are we going to watch? Big brother?

Because you are a masochist. It's okay. So are we. Plus, Drunk Science with Eph and Dutch is entertaining.

they wont go the religion way for their ending

they seem to be trying to make it more star trek than star wars

And Luke Cage is turning out to be a disappointment.

I stuck with Arrow for two years and will watch it Wednesday

You can be doing a lot worse user

i never said it was good i just said that it has become significantly worse from the end of the first season onward

MST3K on Comet?

I'm streaming TNA on the other hand
Fucking hell

no surprise there

s2 of daredevil was worse too

marvel has been losing steam since ultron

They are already hinting that they will be following it. Look at the designs on the Lumen.

>We fetish now

>tfw no strigoi feeler gf

shameless cash in on nostalgia

also completely unnecessary now that youtube exists

>Felecia day

no thanks

This vamp playmate is creepy as hell.

a waifu to match the disgustingness of zach's soul

pottery

they wouldnt being pushing eff so much if they wanted to follow the LOL MAGICK I AINT GOTTA SPLAIN SHIT angle

>YWN Have a cute little vampire pet to do your bidding

How will they keep the thing from eating ack if it gets hungry?

Unless the keep them feed

She follows his commands.
If he tells her to stop, she stops.

I watched Heroes Reborn all the way through

So did I
Heroes Reborn was just plain boring with a shit ending

Dutch jelly

So is Dutch his new endgame?

Agreed.
would watch another season

HNNNNNG!~
Goddamn, those Feelers can be as cute as they are creepy.

except they already explained why the military doesn't show up

the virus has spread throughout the world, New York has been written off, National Guard is focusing on trying to stop it from spreading in DC now

>Zack is trying to get himself some strigoi pussy
fucking hell

Me too, although I can do without most of the new characters. Tommy was interesting, but her sister was shit.

did it get canceled or just have a one season run?

I couldnt get through the first episode

Zack is actually having puppy love with the strigoi slave.

This damn show. It's getting to Gotham levels of weirdness.

it might become better for it

At least Gotham was fun

So shit, everyone is going to meet today!

I hope the sun hunters come. Fucking hell.

She's real jelly. I like how her and Eph are weird science bros.

Hopefully it's the first in many right steps the show will take
And not the first in some stupid mistakes like hooking up Eph and Dutch

Why is Dutch wearing so much eyeliner? And where is she getting it?

to make her look like a slut

she looted it

Del Toco better do something with them by the time the series is over.

Fucking Del Taco man
I am still worried about Parific Rim 2

what are they doing just running around all these tunnels for

Lel, fucking women
>s-sorry Lee
B-but let me make my pea-
>BANG BANG BANG
>crying

Well, rest in peace Beecher

BUILD A WALL!

What the hell was that tunnel scene?

Its mindblowing to me how retarded the Mexican guy and his entire arc has been. Like god damn hes just been one giant rollibg ball of stupid decision

Gus is such a fucking retarded ass character.
>Ships the master out of the airport for dem monies and causes the apocalypse
>Mom turns and he's all 'dios mio mama I'll help you'
>keeps her chained and eventually try's smuggling her out because muh feels even thought is almost killed him
>unleashes her and kills two police officers
>just caused a hostage situation and got more people killed

Then there's also that older guy who just follows him around now. Gus just seems like a fuck up now with no purpose and shitty character development.

Wait when did Gus and Fet met?

proably the best human hunter there is though since he has had formal training by fucking vampires

That says more about the vamp masters than about Gus reall

when they protected the Lumin from Eichorst's snatch and grab

Man the last part of Season 2 was a blur

Alright I'm all caught up.

Zack gonna get dat stigoi pussy and lose his virginity

Yeah Napalm that shit!

Strigoi don't have genitals. No pussy for Zach.

They still got a mouth

It's beautiful it's like snow. Snow that sears the everloving shit outta of strigoi.

that would weaken them but that wouldn't kill them no?

it would if mixed with fett's pee, which it was

I think it would at least cripple them. It looks like whenever they touch silver that part of their body burned and has something like 3rd degree burns. Maybe overtime it would kill them?

>yfw the son becomes the new Master

Why didn't it work? Why does nothing ever work?

Nice try Pineapple man

they still don't fucking realize how many minions the Master has

a loss of a few thousand is easily worth it for winning the fucking war

It's getting kind of annoying though, that they never win.

Eichhorst too OP pls nerf

>The Master played StarCraft while waiting to come to NY
>Zerg Rush nigga

Well they planned for 5 seasons and we're only on season 3 so . . .

Palmer and the Master have already said as much

the chance to end this has long since past, the outcome is a forgone conclusion, all that remains is how long humanity is willing to stall it out

They never did win. The world fell

I am both excited and worried about this.

I'm looking forward for Eichorst's hook hand next episode

Just because a supervillain brags about how unstoppable they are doesn't make it true.

It got renewed for a fourth season which is supposed to be the last.

i hope they kept that hand. they could attach it to a whip and make like a cool grappling line thing or they can whip it at vampires and slap them

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he'll just grow it back though

>A Nazi vampire buisness man with a pirate style hook for a hand
Wonderful image I got from this.

The other Nazi that grumpy old man IHaveNoMouthYetIMustScream'd couldn't grow his limbs back, neither can Eichorst. It's been established.

Would you let your strigoi slave girl give you a handy?

he couldn't because he is deprived of nourishment, Eichorst will be fine

That had better be a fucking good handy since it'll be my last.

The only way to save this show by turning it into a slapstick-comedy/horror hybrid.

what if some strigoi girl was givin you a good ol fashioned and then the master decided to see through her eyes and watch

Like the NSA does with my webcam?

Not if she was underage.

There's no indication that Zack is in danger from physical contact with her. If he was, he would have been mince meat already.

The real question is how do you explain to your vamp mom and uncle what you're doing when you get caught?

If you're referring to Eichhorst as uncle then I think he would be fine with it. Remember when he tried sticking his stinger up Dutch's snatch. He would probably approve and try it himself.

I'd make her fucking clean herself up first, fucking parasite

I actually never saw Season 2. Probably should, though.

Don't bully the strigoi qt pls. It isn't her fault she's a bloodthirsty unholy abomination.

>filthy parasite being the slave to a human like she's supposed to be

all parasite scum must submit, deus vult

Is the strain popular on Cred Forums at all?

>Sunday night premier
>22 posters

he'll still be a virgin

they got a butthole at least?

>page 8
>barely 100 posts

guess this show really is dead

better than agents of shield gets

I always see threads about this show, but no one posts webms or screenshots. So, I don't even know what is this about.

Is that what it is? New season? First time watching here.

I watched it after Agent of Black 3, so it's a cool new thing to check out.

In a nutshell, Blade 2 reapers (both were created by Guillermo Del Toro) start infesting New York City and are lead by an intelligent, centuries-old "Master" who is a big guy with a master plan.

literally like 20 cops go into the tunnels
>the master planned this it was a trap to lure us into the park
>your checkpoints would have failed anyways
>sacrificed thousands of strigoi just to show them how futile their efforts are
the master gives no shits about his disposable slaves or has any sentimentality about the value of a life.
I have a question why the fuck dont they use landmines and body armor like kevlar and neckgaurds

the master must be one hungry dude considering he drank like 200 people on the plane and that still wasnt enough. I find it kind of odd i mean did he just kinda piss amonia gas and make everyone pass out so he could calmly drink all of them or did he do his weird telepathic brain rape with the high pitched noise?

It's smash and grab not snatch and grab.

are there any shows currently on air that are actually good? it feels like the only things I watch anymore are shows I watch ironically because they're so comically bad, like scream queens, ash vs evil dead and this. whenever I watch something that takes itself seriously it's unwatchable hackneyed trash, like that new westworld show

Could be some new power we haven't seen, we know for a fact that the brain rape causes the people experiencing it extreme pain and all of the people on the plane seemed to have not even seen what hit them by the time they were dead.