Birth scene

>birth scene
>woman screaming at the top of her lungs like shes giving birth to a cactus

typical

you have no idea whatsoever what it entails to give birth

but you're going to comment on it anyway

like haven't seen the movie, but you can comment that it sucks

you're the problem

all I know is that I've seen health class vids and the woman doesn't even look bothered, so there

try putting an orange in your dickhole then come back and whine

>trusting anything a faggot says

natural birth=intense screaming etc.
doped up birth=cool as a cucumber

They probably had an epidural (anesthesia pumped directly into the spine) and were essentially numb from the waist down.

no different from taking a giant, slightly dry shit (makes it spiky).

>birth scene
>she doesn't have her breasts out for literally no reason
>med student doesn't make awkward conversation with her husband
>they don't use sharp scissors to make an episiotomy by cutting from her vag to the butthole to make the birth canal wider
>there isn't her poo all over the floor
>doctor doesn't decide to just go for c-section cause it's late in the day and he wants to go home

source: med student at obs/gyne

>it's someone's job to clean up birthpoop

>breasts out for literally no reason
This actually happens?

>birth scene
>mother dies from losing the will to live

My Mom said, after three children by the way, that modern drugs have made child-delivery so easy that it's almost baffling.

She said at this point she would legitimately rather deliver a baby than have a Cold.

>Wanting to be obs/gyne
lmao

Sounds like you deliver kids in the Third fucking World.

Yeah it's fucking weird

>am I allowed to look because she willingly has them out in front of everyone?
>end up looking in the complete opposite direction at the wall but peeking every now and then

I think it's so as soon as the baby is born it can do the baby crawl across her belly and apparently the skin contact releases good hormones or something to enable breastfeeding

Window Water Baby Moving

My mum described giving birth as like "shitting a pineapple" so I think this is realistic

do you look like a pineapple by chance?

My mommy says I was a miracle baby. I wish I died.

pottery

Just look at them you nerd, no one cares in that environment, it's like the most primal moment in anyone's life

Your mom was screaming because she had a vision of the future and saw that her son would be posting cartoon frogs on the internet

>abortion scene
>fetus isn't begging for life

>Being a cactus

N-no

Hell fucking no

Every med student has to do one obs gyne rotation in med school

>wanting a career where you deal hormonal pregnant women and sluts with stds

>they don't use sharp scissors to make an episiotomy by cutting from her vag to the butthole to make the birth canal wider

no

Well no shit, that's cause she's never had manflu

Doc stitches the woman up on the spot. Heals in a few weeks.

I scream when I shit

get the fuck out of here, pineapple boy

>>med student doesn't make awkward conversation with her husband

is this what you do, user

have any amusing stories?

It can vary from woman to woman, apparently.'

Some women feel like they're being torn apart, and other women can barely feel it, according to the accounts of ACTUAL women who have had children.

I had a Polish friend who's mom lived in the rural fuckall outback of Poland and delivered six healthy kids with no medical assistance or visiting a hospital.
When questioned about the presence of pain, she said it was obviously painful, but the pain itself wasn't the problem. The problem was that "women these days are too soft to handle it".

But it doesn't heal my nightmares...

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in soviet russia women take childbirth like bolsheviks comrades labored under oppressive capitalist czar , and like mother and father made beautiful new communism

oh user

>orgy scene
>1 guy, 2 girls
>not 3 guys

seriously who enjoys this

>>birth scene
>woman screaming at the top of her lungs like shes giving birth to a cactus
>"I NEED MORE DRUGS! GIVE ME THE DRUGS!"