It's a "300 pounds was considered morbidly obese and not 'average' in the 90's" episode

not if he's like 6'5"

or 5'10" but buff as fuck

How do you fit on a bike?

its your genes nothing you can do about it just eat sum food

Piss of that's completely average for a full grown man of 5'10ft, maybe even a little under average. As long as I'm not a fat cunt or a skeletor, I'm not too fussed.

>completely average for a full grown man of 5'10ft
bull fucking shit unless you're buff as fuck

you need to be 130 lb

I'm 5'9.5" and was recently 150 lb and I still had quite a gut and needed to lose about 20 lbs

Start eating healthier food and no so much fucking food. Keep cycling to work, maybe do some other recreational exercise such as running or lifting, and you SHOULD lose weight. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, gets to 400lbs without massively over eating over many years.

At 160, he'd be scrawny as fuck if he were 6'2"+

or he could be 5'8" and just have a bit of muscle.

There's really no way for you to know if he's fat or not, but at 160 it's not reasonable to assume they're fat unless they're a woman, really.

>Homer was naturally 232lbs
>tfw I am 210lbs
fuck.

Who /perfect 135/ here?

I'm surprised this episode hasn't been banned yet.

are you a gril?

Speaking strictly in terms of BMI that's pretty much smack bang in the middle of ideal weight for a man of that height. 130lbs is definitely on the thin side, almost verging into skeleton territory. You're wrong, m8.

"vahingossa"

iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/2016100322407803_ul.shtml

and how tall are you

>I'm 5'9
Manlet scum always trying to bring other people down.

like everyone else here i'm 6 foot 7

no but I'm somewhat scrawny in terms of muscle. I only lifted weights for a brief period as a kid

well then if I was only ten punds overweight then that 10 lbs went a very long way. I never got to 130 so true I couldnt say for sure.

>isle 2

Sounds like part of Tracey Island

thats king of the manlets to you

I'm 6'9 and weigh 325

Is that fat and what should I try to get down to

>almost verging into skeleton territory
>almost
aka ideal

zero exercise change

100% calorie control

try 2,000 calories a day and if you don't lose weight after 3 days then cut to 1,700 and keep cutting until you start to lose weight. You'll have to weigh yourself everyday when you wake up.

literally just eat less

>everyone on the internet is 6'+

>2000 calories a day
jesus christ, that's way too low

go to /fit/ and read the sticky

If you're a midget maybe.

>5'10
>160
>buff

lad

>mfw 5'11" and 190lbs

DYEL?

They just want us to be on the same level, can't fault the lil guys for that.

6'3
210

20 pounds overweight!

lmao I was 6'0 185 when I wasn't fit and wasn't fat at all, DYEL?

>imperial

also:
manlets should kill themselfes asap

>imperial

pls stop

im 180lb and 6ft2

not all of us are manlets like you user

>jesus christ, that's way too low
just a stab. The point is to start off with whatever you're comfortable with. basically first step of the scientific process: observation. Then if by virtue of just that isnt causing weight loss then you'll have to start cutting.

Why are Americans generally so accomodating to obese people? They're not even acknowledged as obese but just "fat". If you point that out, often you get called fatphobic and shit, even if you say that it's unhealthy as fuck and they'll die if they don't do something about it.

t. 5'4 105 lbs femlet

at your weight, walking would burn more calories.
I also suggest you give up that garbage food.

and even though I dont smoke... i hear it helps you skip meals...

There's no way you can ride a bike at 400lb

t. anorexic /fa/ggot

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2000 calories a day is the average you fat fuck

>americans

'Fat Monica' was considered hilariously obese by the other Friends.

Really reminds you of a skinny version of a certain Ghostbuster Tbh

She is hilariously obese to anyone outside of USA though.

I'm 286lbs and 5.11ft. I've only started to try losing weight about 3 weeks ago. I've a big barrel belly but I'm not even close to how Homer looked in that episode

Fuck man, do you must eat like 8 bags of crisps a day, have large dinner and breakfast and drink a lot of soda and alcohol. Will you tell me what you eat on average. I'm 240 lbs. I eat a lot and do fuck all exercise

nickandartiefan.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/heroinbelly.jpg

This is a 6'4 300 pound man and if you put a moomoo on him he looks exactly like Homer in that episode.

You're a fat fuck.

Don't exaggerate. Only 33% of the US population is obese.

>'only'
kek 1 in 3 people are obese there

I am a fat fuck, I never said I wasn't. My belly is disgusting but I'be a body like James Gandolfini rather than 300lbs Homer

you know the BMI chart is bullshit right? its willy wonka science. use two measurements to determine mass? (body mass index) its fucked, unless they get your volume by measuring you in a vat.

>kgs

Go back to Cred Forums.eu you commie faggot.

>it's an "bmi doesn't work with bodybuilders so you can't use that to point out that i'm obese even though i don't actually have any muscles" episode

Every fucking time.

>.eu

Why do you think he's from Europe? He could be from any first world country.

Literally every other country uses the metric system apart from ameriburger you autistic sperglord

Now now, don't forget Liberia.

8 foot hut.

But user everything on /fit/ is sticky

Oh boy I hope this is bait...

...

It is the most commonly shown value on nutritional tables, but it's also for a woman or a small to average man. For most healthy men it's 2500.

>135 lbs
>6'3

inb4 that version that shows the middle finger and menorah.
fyi there are more jews in USA than anywhere else.

>5'10"
>125lbs

a-am i doing life right?

>fyi there are more jews in USA than anywhere else.
Oh it shows.

Police Chief Niggum

>I'm 400lb
>cycle to work every day
How?

I was watching the mythbusters, an episode about the simpsons, apparently Homer weights 87 kg which is around 191,8 lbs.
And he is considered obese, very fat, think of that.

If you're not lifting weights at least twice a week and practicing a skill at least an hour a day then no, not even close

pls show us, where you keep your genetics

5' of that height is scalp fat.

At the beginning of he clocks in at 239lbs. Still a veritable featherweight by modern American standards.

>want to lose weight
>start lifting and running
>completely change diet and stop eating shit
>gain weight

fuck me

>That episode where an exaggerated liberal media witch hunt happens to Homer when a girl wrongly accuses him of sexual harassment

Actually kinda tame compared to what the media does to people in that boat now.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero

What if user is a lady? 125 seems about right for a low muscle-mass low-fat dame of 5'10".

>practicing a skill

Does working a real job count? I'm not a NEET like most of the people who post here.

>1/3 of the population can't see their knees looking down
>106 million fat fucks
>enough to populate 10 megacities exclusively by fat fucks

Hey, hey!

The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero 'unsafe' for highway or city driving.

>Does working a real job count? I'm not a NEET like most of the people who post here.
If it's a higher education job, then sure. If you don't have a degree then you're a waste of biomatter and will burned for fuel when we run out of oil.

Man you guys are self conscious.
>5'5"
>175lbs
I got a little belly but that's from lack of a tight core. Two weeks and I'll lose it.
>inb4 manlet
I'm short and happy cause the chicks in Chicago are like Max 5'3"

I forgot about fat shaming
the 90s sucked

guys i got the solution, don't invest in NHS and let them die eventually.
Also sterelize them since they think it's genetic.

>mfw 5'11 and 204lb
>mfw I used to be 284lb

my body wont go past 204lb

>liberal media
Breh that sort of old-people targeted scaremongering is definitely conservative media.

liberal media just laughs at the working class

Just move to a country where they don't put sugar into fucking tap water

ei tämä ei ole ylis

12 yards long, and two lanes wide
65 tons of American pride!
Canyonerooooo

>electricians, plumbers and welders have built the world around him
>thinks he can shit on them

You'll be eaten first when civilization comes crashing down around us.

Your poor fucking bike.

welding is good money

really really good money

I couldn't do the course because even though I am from the north east of the uk I couldn't understand the accent of anyone on the course the instructors accent or the fact they were stupidly dangerous people.

In ur mum's mouth m8

They built it sure, but it was engineers who DESIGNED everything they build.

t. majored in electrical engineering

What kind of a retard do you have to be to not be able to understand what people from the UK are saying?

You clearly failed the course because you're either too stupid or just not good enough. Stop lying to yourself.

A third of our population is normal weight, a third overweight, a third obese.

The South was a mistake.

err yar hurrr hurr how..mi wif is erpset that er gut secounds up ta duff
*insert random frustrated noises and things breaking when one is upset*

You might have autism.