Kim Kardashian West held at gunpoint, robbed in Paris

i would lick her pusy to calm her down after that traumatic ordeal!

>spending $4.5 million on a rock half the size of a grape

Rich people should be publicly lynched

>niggers robbing niggers

poetry

Never fag

>if they had actually shot her we'd finally have definitive proof of our lizard overlords as the gunshot wound healed in seconds
Tsk

>have a $4.5 million dollar ring
>actually wear it instead of a replica with the real one in the safe

>meme fucking when
oh wait we have s4s b trash and everyone still posts shitty memes here fuck you i want to rape you

You say that as if it isn't what 90% of them do constantly

I think we all know who's really behind it.

This will teach Kanye not to be a gentleman.

This

I'll never understand why people don't hate these kind of people for this shit.

>being poor

fuck, that's a nice little caper right there

well done, boys .. whoever you are

Literally Robin Hood. What a hero.

>buy something to show off
>don't show it off
Kys

>telling people what to do with their money

Fuck off commie poorfags

I bet the robber already sold the ring for a few thousand and is now biting his dick when he reads how much its actually worth

how does she even get in a position where she can get robbed? surely she would be as safe as beyonce or literally anyone else the same as her status has been after all these years

>dressed as police officers
>hit a high profile target
>thinks they're amateur enough to only sell shit for a few thousand

lol

Please god let this start a trend of dumb rich assholes being fucked over. Let this year end on one positive note

do you think he fondled her fanny hole?

They'll buy another ring in a heartbeat, stay salty.

UNDERATED

shut up faggot

kys

It is france and those niggers werevery lucky

She doesn't go anywhere without a pack of bodyguards. I'm supposed to believe this isn't insurance fraud?

Triggered Sanders supporter spotted.

do you think the body guards sleep on the bottom of her bed at her feet?

They probably walked her to her hotel room and fucked off to get drunk.

Who had a worse time in Paris,
Kim Kardashian or Jonah Hill?

Happy days.

I wonder if she got raped too.

wtf I hate Paris now

when i went to paris as a teenager i stayed in a hotel and had to share a big bed with my brother and i jerked off while he slept beside me because their late night television had topless chicks in the sex-chat-hotline ads

Eagles of Death Metal.

>implying this isn't an insurance scam
>left physically unharmed

>be a regular person
>go to Paris
>get shot, blown up or ran over
>be a celebrity
>get robbed
>get made fun of in front of thousands of people

You can't win.

>I wonder if she got raped too.
I think so. They wont admit it though.

Why would robbers want to harm people if they cooperate?

What kind of person is drawn to robbing someone at gunpoint? Probably the same kind of person to get a few punches in

Story behind this?

...

i wonder what of ethnicity the robbers were

Schumer tried to be funny and Kanye ignored her.

>all these implications

No

Robbery is one crime, murder and physical abuse are taking it to the next level.

> Kys

What's it like being underage?

The very reason you use a gun while robbing someone is to scare them sufficiently enough that there's no need to get physically involved. And if they get caught, they'd rather not have assault involved.

Doesn't he know?
>girls rule
>women are funny
>get over it

well, she bought couple of hundred ak47s for war in Syria,she literally supports terrorism.
But, why do always fartpeople survive any kind of bad ordeal,
if it were Jim Morrison,Hendrix,Luther King,Cobain,Lady Di or numberless other,
they would probably be shoot dead but people made out of manure(Paris Hilton,Kardasian,JUSTin Timber Lake, shitload of other celebs for the sake of celebing,didnt contribute shit or thats all they contributed)
will survive armed robbery.
God is evil little prick.

Thanks for sharing this user

>kys

there is that word again, stop saying it, you sound like a meme hat wearing 13 year old.

Yes, just because they don't contribute enough in your eyes means they deserve to die. How much do you contribute to society, edgelord?

dubs of truth

On what planet is Kim Kardashian engaging in arms trafficking in the Syrian Civil War

like what kek

How do we make all white people violently racist?

underated

Are you a woman or an effeminate cuck?

>girls can't browse Cred Forums

:thinking:

Is it true that Paris is the Baltimore of Europe?

no!! kanye does not deserve this!!! wtf i hate paris now

SAVAGE KEKS

People should really stop travelling to muslim countries. It's not safe.

no, she needs to grow old and haggard and experience her sad shallow confectional "beauty" betraying itself. dying now would only make this talentless, greedy whore more of a martyr then she already is

here's to hoping he has a n '07 Britney meltdown

>Don't criticise human excess or your a commie!

Kill yourself