There are only 15 quips in the entire Airportsequence. DCucks BTFO

Iron Man-Underoos!

Spider Man-You have the right to remain silent!

War Machine-Sorry Cap this wont kill you but it wont tickle either.

Iron Man-Wanda I think you hurt Vision's feelings.

Iron Man-Got tired of shooting golf?

Hawkeye-Made you look.- DEBATABLE

Iron Man-Yeah I detected that too.

Spider Man-Hey buddy I think you lost this!

Black Widow-This is going to end well.

Scarlet Witch-You're pulling your punches.

Spider Man-He also said to go for your legs!

Ant Man-Its your conscience. We dont talk alot these days.

Iron Man-Give me back my Rhodey!

Ant Man-Wanna get to them? You have to go through me!

Ant Man-Does anyone have any orange slices?

15 too many

WOW YOU HAVE A METAL ARM THAT IS SO COOL!!!!!

>ONLY 15

>only

There were no stakes, weight, gravitas. It was all a big joke, like a scrimmage.

Has anyone ever gone through the marvel movies and calculated each of their QPM (quips per minute)?

A quip is a useless snarky piece of dialogue. It seems Cred Forums does not know what a "quip" is and just marks anything funny as a quip. You can tell if a piece of dialouge is a quip if the scene can work without it.

In this case this is not a quip because Spider Man is expressing his surprise and excitement at Bucky's arm.

I thought it was a watertruck

>there are 85 jokes in the scene but only 15 are quips

DC KEKS BTFO

Not a quip. Ant Man is explaining why he almost killed Rhodey. Do you guys not know what a quip is?

>Only

Nigga that's like ten minutes of the film

>We've gottem to a point Iron Man outquips Spider-Man
We have to go back

The airport sequence is about 20 mins long. 15 quips is reasonable.

>You're pulling your punches
I don't think that counts as a quip.
>Got tired of shooting golf
That whole sequence was a set-up and a punch-line that tied into the action, so not a quip either.

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ITT: MCU DAMAGE CONTROL

>n-not actually a quip!

This is pretty much proof that 'Mericans can't handle the BANTZ

No. Not it's not

Yes it is. Do you know how much dialogue you can fit into 20 mins?

>analyzing a children's movie

Please when will this shit genre die

No. It's not.

Therein lies the problem with MCU. In the supposed and continued absence of a comic relief character like Spider-Man, every other character became comic relief to make up for it.

Now, Spider-Man is the least quippy character in a film with Spider-Man in it. That shouldn't happen. The levity has gone too far.

>DCucks are baffled at the idea of superheroes trash talking each other during a fight

Which is weird because Batman trash talks Superman the entire fight in BvS

Is this what DCfags are doing to justify Justice League being a quipfest

S-shut up! It's too deep for you to understand! Didn't you get how the Flash saying he needs friends was commentary on the West Bank colonies and how they're great?

>Make shitty jokes
>Trash talk
Absolutely nigger tier

Yeah but that's how Spiderman is supposed to act you cuck.

not that but super heroes and quips in battle was fucking stupid both with DC, Marvel or anykind of capeshit
you see it make all of them into tryhard "hey man see I make this deeper than just man in tight suit making silly poses" ONLY some decent writer can pull this shit because they actually know how to write. Even in watchmen, most of the cool punches line is in other strong moment, not in the middle of the goddamn fight