War Machine-Sorry Cap this wont kill you but it wont tickle either.
Iron Man-Wanda I think you hurt Vision's feelings.
Iron Man-Got tired of shooting golf?
Hawkeye-Made you look.- DEBATABLE
Iron Man-Yeah I detected that too.
Spider Man-Hey buddy I think you lost this!
Black Widow-This is going to end well.
Scarlet Witch-You're pulling your punches.
Spider Man-He also said to go for your legs!
Ant Man-Its your conscience. We dont talk alot these days.
Iron Man-Give me back my Rhodey!
Ant Man-Wanna get to them? You have to go through me!
Ant Man-Does anyone have any orange slices?
Levi Sanders
15 too many
Gabriel Thomas
WOW YOU HAVE A METAL ARM THAT IS SO COOL!!!!!
Connor Cruz
>ONLY 15
Jackson Gutierrez
>only
There were no stakes, weight, gravitas. It was all a big joke, like a scrimmage.
Caleb Robinson
Has anyone ever gone through the marvel movies and calculated each of their QPM (quips per minute)?
Parker Rogers
A quip is a useless snarky piece of dialogue. It seems Cred Forums does not know what a "quip" is and just marks anything funny as a quip. You can tell if a piece of dialouge is a quip if the scene can work without it.
In this case this is not a quip because Spider Man is expressing his surprise and excitement at Bucky's arm.
Brayden Fisher
I thought it was a watertruck
Jose Jones
>there are 85 jokes in the scene but only 15 are quips
DC KEKS BTFO
Noah Richardson
Not a quip. Ant Man is explaining why he almost killed Rhodey. Do you guys not know what a quip is?
Benjamin Butler
>Only
Nigga that's like ten minutes of the film
Hunter Nguyen
>We've gottem to a point Iron Man outquips Spider-Man We have to go back
Luis Jones
The airport sequence is about 20 mins long. 15 quips is reasonable.
Matthew Flores
>You're pulling your punches I don't think that counts as a quip. >Got tired of shooting golf That whole sequence was a set-up and a punch-line that tied into the action, so not a quip either.
Joseph Peterson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lucas Adams
ITT: MCU DAMAGE CONTROL
>n-not actually a quip!
Austin Jackson
This is pretty much proof that 'Mericans can't handle the BANTZ
Joshua Gomez
No. Not it's not
Lincoln Scott
Yes it is. Do you know how much dialogue you can fit into 20 mins?
Charles Rodriguez
>analyzing a children's movie
Please when will this shit genre die
Dylan Stewart
No. It's not.
Jacob Flores
Therein lies the problem with MCU. In the supposed and continued absence of a comic relief character like Spider-Man, every other character became comic relief to make up for it.
Now, Spider-Man is the least quippy character in a film with Spider-Man in it. That shouldn't happen. The levity has gone too far.
Ryan Howard
>DCucks are baffled at the idea of superheroes trash talking each other during a fight
Which is weird because Batman trash talks Superman the entire fight in BvS
Charles Howard
Is this what DCfags are doing to justify Justice League being a quipfest
Daniel Morales
S-shut up! It's too deep for you to understand! Didn't you get how the Flash saying he needs friends was commentary on the West Bank colonies and how they're great?
Yeah but that's how Spiderman is supposed to act you cuck.
Nicholas Baker
not that but super heroes and quips in battle was fucking stupid both with DC, Marvel or anykind of capeshit you see it make all of them into tryhard "hey man see I make this deeper than just man in tight suit making silly poses" ONLY some decent writer can pull this shit because they actually know how to write. Even in watchmen, most of the cool punches line is in other strong moment, not in the middle of the goddamn fight