>*pulls out Desert Eagle*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. What's wrong, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. I'm about to make you a star..."
I still don't understand why he didn't just teleport behind her. That's what I always do in such situations.
Easton Robinson
I don't even need to read these threads anymore, I just see the picture of that fat fucks face and start laughing uncontrolably, congratulations Cred Forums you've finally broken me.
Tyler Scott
>Amerisubs
Jaxon Smith
Jonahposting will never not be funny
Elijah Martin
comes off as a little needy, dont you think OP?
Isaac Smith
good one OP, is it original? I thought it was pulp fiction at the beginning
Camden Edwards
she a total cutie doe
Gavin Ward
What? No, it's literally the perfect comeback.
Lucas Sanchez
>What's wrong, frog got your tongue? the french are already frogs
Charles Baker
>Choose your next words carefully.
Do you feel in charge?
Liam Robinson
>Now listen, you whore, stop making fun of me or I’ll sock you in your goddam face, and you’ll stay plastered.
Owen Watson
I literally don't get this meme. Where did it start?
Alexander Thompson
Directly the day after the interview. The meme is meant to make Jonah look even more pathetic by desperately coming up with an absolutely terrible comeback for him.
Jeremiah Turner
TIME TO DIE, HOE!
*audience gasps*
shit, I meant DINE >pulls out footlong meatball marinara sub
*laugh track*
And that's how it's really done hehe
Cameron Cruz
Jonah got pissed off by a demeaning joke told by some French interviewer,and the meme is people making possible responses that Jonah could've made to her
Nathaniel Sanders
>Me and my buds would leave you whiter than the flag of France.
Andrew Russell
>The meme is meant to make Jonah look even more pathetic by desperately coming up with an absolutely terrible comeback for him.
no, it started by people posting the response they would have given and obviously it ended up more pathetic with each try
his fame/money doesn't matter, for that one moment he was the fat kid in school again and it was beautiful.
Gabriel Jenkins
>these threads are still around
Liam Miller
can we can an actual, inteligent comeback in here
James Murphy
>You wanna step outside?
Lucas Price
>"oh and you would do what with them? You at least can't make love with that stone cold heart of yours"
this is the consensus best answer. It would have made her look like an ass and Jonah wouldn't come out as bitter and mean. They can now proceed with the show.
Camden Cooper
>Yeah, well, fuck you too lady.
Kayden Carter
Actually though, what did he mean by this?
Julian Ross
one person (You) isn't a consensus.
Carter Gray
there was lot of (you)s in the old threads where we came up with that. It's the best. So far at least.
