It's a truman turns 25 and hasn't accomplished anything episode

>it's a truman turns 25 and hasn't accomplished anything episode

>it's a Truman breaths manually episode
> after the commercial break he starts blinking manually too

>he also swallows manually
>and feels his tongue in his mouth all the time
10/10 episode.

Every fucking time.

>It's a Truman is pondering about the show final episode episode

>it's a Truman is hungry but too lazy to prepare food episode
>it's a Truman decides to eat a bottle of Honey Mustard dressing instead
>after half the bottle, he doesn't even taste it anymore, and is just squirting it into his mouth for something to do
>it's a Truman hasn't had a solid meal in days and has no energy to do anything but drink water, fap, and sleep episode

>It's a Truman realises he values his worthless possessions more than his own family episode
>He's be more upset if his PS4 died than his father

What happened Cosmic_Dad?? Did you get bored of spamming those dutch and whatever threads??

Why don't producers give him kids and make him a dad?

>It's a Truman thinks Cred Forums has slowed down recently or feels something is different episode

We are talking about The Truman Show, not your life story.

>it's a Truman cums in a rag then eats it episode

/film/ soon so we don't have these garbage roleplay threads anymore

>It's a Trumen faps to loli but the network executives are pulling in so much money they decide to partially censor parts of it that comply with copyright infringement instead.

>its a truman gives his girlfriend 3 STDs and then asks her to think about his dick after her parents die episode

Easily the best episode of Season 32

Bump

What would they have done if truman died halfway through the show?

It's only illegal to experiment with human cloning in the USA if you're using federal funds/grant money to do it.

>implying The Network didn't have a warehouse full of Truman clones in stasis

Happy birthday, Truman.

> It's a Truman blows a shitload of money on a sport car to distract himself from his advancing age episode

>Hiro making new boards when he just said he NEED to close boards in order to keep this website alive

>it's a Truman hasn't logged into facebook in over three years because seeing his old friends even moderate success in life causes him to feel unbearable shame episode

>Why don't producers give him kids and make him a dad?
Then he wouldn't be able to run away

>it's a Truman takes 6 years to finish undergrad because of depression, anxiety, procrastination, and incompetence episode

I'm 26 and I haven't accomplished anything...

>25

H-haha yeah, w-what a loser

I'm 29 and still work a slave job at a warehouse and live with my dad.

But hey 1 more year and I can become a wizard.

>it's a truman finds out an asian girl with big tits in one of his classes wants his dick
>he's too autistic to make a move
what would you do in trumans situation?

Doesn't matter now since notch is buying Cred Forums

Been in that job bro. Living at home too.

At least I got back in to college I guess. I'm way on course for wizardry though.

>only 6
not bad honest

>it's a Truman's only sexual encounter was with a prostitute episode

>Its a Truman visits Cred Forums and the staff have to quickly replace all references to the show with a meme surrounding a fictional air-plane hijacking episode

I can't believe he didn't click when he saw that, I thought the show was finished for sure. Shame it jumped the shark when they got Andrea Bocelli to write and sing in the ballad.

Hej

>It's a truman was so scared of Cred Forums dying that he actually bought a Cred Forums pass and now he's so scared of getting banned and losing all that money that he can't even post the word c*ck episode

Don't worry
Notch is going to buy Cred Forums if Hiro is willing to sell(just confirmed on twitter and hes on Cred Forums right now too)

>It's a Truman wearing panties with a dildo in his ass masturbating to shemale porn episode

Have you?

>it's a truman actually fell for something so simple episode

>It's a Truman looks into the camera episode

Fucking broke my immersion, I thought he didn't know about the cameras?

>it's a Truman pretends not to understand Truman threads in an attempt to bait people episode

>it's a Truman popping his bacne episode

fuck you, jesus christ

>It's a Truman watches the neighbor girl through his window every day just feel like he has a connection with a female
>She doesn't even know he lives next door

>It's a Truman pees in a Gatorade bottle next to his computer episode

>it's a Truman watches an amazing cover and youtube and imagines he performed it at his high school's talent show

Happy birthday mate

>it's a Truman literally pukes on the carpet from spending so much time huffing his own farts and then has to turn on porn and masturbate to get his mind off of it episode

>it's a truman spends 3 hours before he goes to sleep contemplating time, his mothers death and how he will be in 30 years episode

>It's a Truman wakes up everyday at 5:30am to let his chickens out, but instead of going back to sleep or starting his day, he has an hour and a half masturbation session.

>its a Truman gets caught filming his mom using the toilet episode

>it's a truman tries to kill himself again episode

how come this always gets doubles?

>it's a Truman keeps visiting the tinder profile page of the girl he had a one-night stand with because her private instagram is linked to it so it's the only way he can keep a connection after she stopped returning his messages episode

>it's a truman cries for an hour before falling asleep thinking that everything will change tomorrow episode

doubles? its dubs ..fuckin weirdo

Wait...he cries thinking things will...change?

>Truman has a girl at his house for the first time but gets too drunk and shits himself