‘Miss Peregrine’ Tops Box Office, ‘Deepwater Horizon,’ ‘Masterminds’ Bomb

Is Burton back?

Burton has been held back by shitty scripts

He never left.

This.
Whatever happened to Sam Hamm?

he finally dumped Depp.

>An Eva Green movie without tits

This is good news for Eva!

It wasn't bad but it was fairly forgettable. Though it had such a toned down Burton vibe that I feel like it must've been ghost directed by someone else.

Casino Royale, brah

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Franklyn
The Golden Compass
White Bird in a blizzard.
Are all movies where she doesn't show her tits.


Also I'm thinking burton back.

>literally no competition

>Is Burton back?
I don't know, box office receipts tell me nothing about the quality of the film. Is it good?

Pretty disgusting considering that racist wont cast any POC

WIFN

I liked it. Got a bit too Tim Burton-y towards the end and SLJ was a lousy villain but overall it was a sweet little movie. It has some nice humour and action, but also a lot of heart which surprised me. Apart from some shoddy CG in places, Id say its one of Burton's better films of late

>SLJ was a lousy villain

How was he a bad villain. He usually does well in these kind of roles.

Not really.
The potential for a great Burton movie was there but disjointed cuts and garbage script makes it hard to do a true Burton film.

He just wasn't in it that much. Maybe 15 minutes of screen time and he hardly did anything

>Tim Burton has been balls deep inside Eva Green

>Apart from some shoddy CG in places


You mean the stop animation puppet fight?

It looked retarded and out of place, but certainly looked Tim Burton'ish.
Who cares though, he probably nails Eva Green anal so hard he doesn't have time to worry about such things

Nah the carrot growing scene stuck out to me, seemed shittier than the other parts

delet this

I thought it was terrible but mainly because Asa can't act. Every other child actor was fine. Sam Jackson was hilariously awful. Judi Dench was on screen for 45 seconds and 3 lines. The medusa twins should have been used more. Picking your grandpa over a literal 10/10 qt was the biggest plot hole I've ever seen.

Is this another movie that Eva Green has to carry all by herself?

It was one of the corniest performances I've ever seen and he never felt threatening.

Any Eva feets scenes?

Tim Burton dumped Helena Bonham Carter so he could sodomise a different, yet 19 year younger, goth girl.

And NOW his goth shit movies are killing it the box office.
Since he's a rich and will known emo shit director (which girls LOVE) and a confirmed sodomizer obsessed sex freak (loves analizing goth women under the moonlight in his ancient castle).. Do you think he ever sodomized Christina Ricci?


That would be the craziest accomplishment in existence, sodomozing the 3 most Gothic women in cinematic history

>Picking your grandpa over a literal 10/10 qt was the biggest plot hole I've ever seen.

Always pick your family over girls user.

that was totally not in the script, daneil just couldnt resist coping a feel

No. She did have a generally sexy headmistress vibe though. There were a couple good loli scenes but not enough to recommend this movie. Wait for ~60 seconds worth of mediocre webums.

>ywn see her nipples

No. Especially if the girl has a chance of becoming your wife.

>it's a movie
I just skipped fucking universes again.

Wasn't this supposed to be a Netflix series? I was sure it was a Netflix series, with Eva Green and Tim Burton

>Fatina Ricci
>Not Wynona Rider

Full pleb nigga

I can wait

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She's incredibly good in this film.

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Believe it or not, I accidently put Christina Ricci in there but I meant Wynona Rider.


Now with being said, has he sodomized her?

T-they're just friends, right?

Tim must be quite the charmer.

Nigga what.

She's been naked in more than half her movies

The smuggest of Pepes

Why didn't they used guns against the hollows to defend themselves instead of a stupid crossbow?
Why did Jackson tried to trick the kids at the end instead of going rampage with his arm blades?
How did the protagonist returned to florida from blackpool at the end just like that?
Why didn't they used the OP as fuck medusa kids more in their fights?

Is he banging Eva?

Cause sodomy > taking the time to write a coherent script, obviously

Of course he is. He's tim burton

There's a scene where she's naked in the book, you telling me that's not in the movie?

that's wack yo

no!

She been naked in almost all of her films user.

You are not missing anything new.

but her areolas keep changing, I want to see what they look like now

How was the boat seaworthy, able to be steered, and able to pull right up along the dock? At best they could have rammed it into the beach. I feel like there were a ton of head scratching issues. I saw the movie a few hours ago and have already forgotten much of it.

Well just wait till Euphoria or that movie where she plays a stalker.

when they talked about loops, I honestly thought it was critique of Hollywood's obcession with WW2.

I liked that the Nazis were unequivocally good guys in this movie.

what movie?

Yeah, I'm thinking he's wearing black

Miss Peregrine. The only action they took in this movie was killing a hollow.

there's nazis? I thought it was about spooky x-man school

its set during WWII

A German bombing mission incidentally kills a monster.

>but her areolas keep changing,
It's called temperature, user.

I thought Dark Shadows was really underrated. I dug the humour and look. Falls apart towards the end though.