Watch the first episode of Supergirl

>watch the first episode of Supergirl
>check reviews
>somehow critically acclaimed
what the fuck, this is some of the worst television I've ever seen
does it get immensely better? I can't imagine it doing so with all these tropes and god-awful side characters thrown in

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I felt uncomfortable watching her swoon over black Jimmy Olsen so I dropped it, will be picking it back up soon.

CUTE! CUUUUUUTTTEEE!!!

It's graded on a curve because it features a female lead and a character that's blackwashed and her love interest.

Just post webms.

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>webms
>not images
You know the ones :)

It's an attempt to make a superhero show aimed at the same people who will watch very shallow women's tv. I don't know why they'd think they have any sort of demographic.

It's bad, it doesn't get better. It has occasional good moments(lead actress is surprisingly good at being the infuriated hero giving into rage), but every single aspect of the show is so incredibly stupid.

It's absolutely terrible shit that isn't new or competent in anyway but it gets a pass from critics because it has feminist messages.

it's still better than Gotham

recently finished s1, it's bad but i'm so in love with Melissa I just swoon and barely know what's going on

What even are those feminist messages? Every single woman on the show is an extreme stereotype, and the main character is fawning over a man that is perfect in every way and has to mentor her, even though she's got the super powers. She even constantly defines herself in a mythical figure(Superman) that is, again, male.

god damn it. This is LITERALLY what hitler complains about when describing jewish art and jewish media.

>jews make all the "art"
>but jews own all the means to review the art
>shit gets praised to the heavens

>mostly female cast
>female lead
>white woman lusting after bbc

of course they love it

I just don't get what reviewers can even point to when they claim it's good. The characters are shallow and flip flop in personality all the time, there is constant ha fitted morality and "be strong now", I don't know what the hell Ally McBeals character even is, and why does a top secret high tech government agency that deals with the greatest of threats have apparently no budget, no security, no oversight, extremely unprofessional agents, and what the hell am I being memed on with this literal white guy getting cucked by black guy romantic plot, which they, btw, seem to forget and remember at will. It's such a mess. It's basically woman's romantic drama like Hart of Dixie or whatever, just even more low quality and with superheroes in the mix. Because that demographic of women loves superheroes, right?

>tfw you started watching because you remembered this girl was the star
>was in fact the stunt double
>no juicy muscle girls in the front
feels bad man

>ywn suck on her neck

>strong womyn
>feminism feminism feminism
>black guys =cool and sexy, white guys = dorky and boring

OH GEEZE I WONDER WHY THE (((CRITICS))) LOVE IT?

>thread about supergirl tv show
>12th post is about hitler

never change Cred Forums

It's flawed. But Benoist has charisma and Harewood is awesome. There's a much better show in there trying to get out.

That's the frustrating part, the potential is there but the execution so far is lacking.

Critics are grading what could be rather than what is. It's a 6/10 show at best.

Just get it over with.

dont talk shit about it or they might cancel it and my dick wont be happy anymore

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The problem with the show, is aside from Supergirl and J'onn, I can't give a fuck about any other character. They're just there to react to shit our hero does and force the occasional drama plot because that's what the Flash and Arrow did before.
The only episode worth watching is Flash episodes and the villains in that are absolute gutter trash. How this got a season 2 renewal and Constantine only one crossover episode with CW's shit writers containment program is beyond me.

I wasnt even annoyed by black Jimmy Olsen. What I was annoyed about was that instead of being a dorky geek black guy, of course they had to transform him into a sexy confident BBC king negro. It's like it's literally impossible to have a black person in a shown anymore if they are portrayed as ANYTHING other than the sexy love interest. You damn sure can't have them in the villain role ever.

It's actually kind of amusing that it's gone so far the other way that blacks are now discriminated against in the other direction. You need the part of a strong arm robber cast? Better not even bother applying if you're a black dude, cuz they won't let you play that role.

No it's not..

Certain scenes in certain episodes are kino. The rest is filler.

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!

Benoist is a top-tier qt.

Sure

the fuck is that

Why does it have to mention superman every episode?

LOL, this is self-parody.

It's "critically acclaimed" because it has a female protagonist and a black romantic interest. It does not get better, it's shit and everyone hated it, why do you think it got cancelled?

Season 2 starts in a week.
Under a different network tho, CW. Maybe they'll make it great like Smallville?

I don't actually want to watch the entire show.

Has anyone made like a season master cut that puts all the important parts into one edible form?

I mean it's like 20 hours I can't do that. I just want the streamlined version

this

It actually gets way worse after the pilot

Pilot is probably the best episode

>that digusting converted gif
much better

>20 hours
nigger thats less than a day, just watch it while shitposting

weird thought process lad

LOOK AT ME, IM AN ATTENTION WHORE

Are you excited about Bane being in the new season, Cred Forums?

kek how bitter can you be

It's because she is a strong woman role model.

>bane being able to hurt a kyptonian

I unironically enjoy the story/plot, etc. It's just a bit of fun.

The whole "I can do it because I'm a WOMAN!" SJW nonsense is shit-tier though.

Of course he can, he's a big guy and it would be extremely painful

can you spot the whore?

yep she just outed herself lol

Wtf it's her birthday today

What a coincidence

Holy fuck someone just post the pics already.

How could anyone watch this show without thinking about her getting reamed?

N-No, this can't be happening!

I might give this show a try only because of how bad it allegedly is.

Sweet christmas.

google them yourself, horndog

is this porn?

People are afriad to say something is bad due to triggering feminists and white knights when the lead is a female.

no people are afraid saying something with a female lead is bad because it will cause an unrelenting torrent of abuse that will cause you to divorce your wife, get fired from your job and basically be ousted from society and the media will report it as justice.

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>Smallville
>great

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>Not cycling Kryptonite infused Venom

Do you even feel in charge?

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One has a vagina the other is a white male

now you know.

This somehow looks worse than Smallville effects.

>thinking smallville isn't great

garbo

reminder

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>stronk woman lead
>why is this critically acclaimed!?
babby's first exposure to leftist agenda peddling

Eh, Smallville ain't flawless

>supersluts face while getting zapped
fucking kek

what happoens next?

Melissa has 10/10 reaction faces.

First few episodes were shitty. But eventually it did get better. At least better than Arrow and LoT.

Post the side by side from the Flash crossover episode, Smallville had better effects 10 years ago.

CIS white males save the day.

So much this.

Having Jimmy Olsen and just changing his race wouldnt have been so bad.
But they basically made a new character and said "oh and this is Jimmy Olsen now"

>white man has to save the day
supergirl you piece of shit

>implying those two firemen weren't flaming literally

you can still be a CIS male even if you're homo

wow that scene is really culturally insensitive

They got black chad, a guy who is literally bigger than their worst superman.

It was shitty casting all around. They're blacks that I could have accepted, Chad knockoff wannabe ain't it

Some of it is actually great (the sisters relationship, Martian Manhunter), some is average/above average (her best friend, some of the supporting cast), most of it is aweful (Cat Grant, the SFX, the badly written GirlPowah, most of the villains.)

I watch it for the sisters.

Chyler is mai waifu

I love her too.

Did you watch her Taxi series? It wasn't that bad.

wow supergirl is a real bitch

i want to protect her smile Kara

She was riding the red tide, not her fault.

They didn't even need Jimmy Olsen. They could have had a new character, but they wanted to skip all the character development and her learning to trust him by having him just say "lol I know ur cousin bro"

>can't control her emotions
yeah it's never their fault. Clark needs to teach her some manners.

Yes

No
it's kino

>blue heat vision
explain

she hasn't get red power level yet

I dunno, it looks cool?

god damn it, i hate change for the sake of change

>well obviously it's to show how different she is from Superman right?
>nope, all kryptonians in the show also have blue heat vision

it's a mystery

HOW DARE YOU GIVE ANY VALID CRITICISM TO A SHOW WITH A FEMALE LEAD?

WHAT ARE YOU SEXIST?

When did Rico fight Supergirl?

where is the talking dog supporting character? dogs are people too.

>where is the talking dog supporting character?

Lois' dad kind of looks like a dog..

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>Melissa has 10/10 reaction faces.
this
she puts Jack from Lost and Don Draper to shame

hahahah this is the best one

>Critically acclaimed
6.5 on imdb

Melissa's Kegel muscles are like a fucking vise. I came so hard I literally regressed to a previous life, and the next morning my dick had a fucking U-bend in it. Like a fucking kitchen drain.

THAT'S what I call Critical Acclaim!

pretty much anything is better than gotham

women get graded on a slow to special curve

shut the fuck up

Idk, that new show, Aftermath, is pretty dreadful. It's so bad it goes goes from bad to so-good-it's-bad to bad again.

It's that bad.

I think not. But your criticism is dully noted, even if ultimately discarted.

this looks like the crappiest show

Thank god I stopped downloading comics

if the villains can be defeated by garden hoses why does the show even need supergirl?

>White men evil!
>Black man super smart and sexy!

Yup sounds like (((they))) did a good job

>I just don't get what reviewers can even point to when they claim it's good
That's why they just label anyone who dislikes it a racist misogynist transphobic homophobic alt-right white privileged cis male

See Ghostbusters 2016 reviews

Red kryptonite episodes of smallville were always based

Gave me goosebumps

>copying what the flash did in episode 1

Smallville was loads of fun in retrospect

It's a typical maneuver for speedsters/folk with supersonic flight powers, their execution is subpar though, even when she stops it it honestly just looks like it vanished by itself and she did nothing.

literally every speedster does the same tornado bullshit