Yo bro, I live here with my mommy and daddy

poor guy was just tryna get that bussy. fuckin hansen tryna be a bitch ass nigga and cock block him.
I'm not even a pedo but I don't think entrapment is the right way to handle pedophiles whatsoever.

If you were hired as a decoy for TCAP, would you play it straight or twink it up?

Myself, I'd go full twink. Make Daddy work for it.

>High stranger, I want to come murder your.
Okay dude
>Nice! I'll be right over
Make sure to bring your knife and gun
>No problem! Oh man I can't wait to stab you to death over and over
HEY COME ON IN
>OK
HAHA, I'M CHRIS HANSON
>AAHHH HELP I'M BEING ENTRAPPED!

>pedophiles

There's that buzzword again.

NO
ONE
IS
A
PEDOPHILE
ON
TCAP!!!

But how do you know he was gonna do that

it's an analogy

>ready for the gym, bro?

...

>Yo go, I live here with my mommy and daddy.
>I'm 13 bro.
>Yo go, check out this chocolate mousse snack i got in my lunch box today.

>Entrapment
It's
not
legally
entrapment

/thoughtcrimes/ general?

>guy enters a bank with handgun
>"how do you know he was gonna rob the bank?"

lmfao

he would pretend that he's getting plowed by those sandwiches he makes

>What is open carry

Did nobody else audition to be a decoy?

I should've said holding the handgun.

Even then, how do you know he was gonna fire it?

>open carry
>in a bank

Good luck with that

Damn, all this talk about entrapment is getting me in the mood

>conspire online to rob a bank at a time and date
>say how you can't want to rob the bank and it's going to be amazing!
>show up with a gun and loot bag
>find out your coconspirator was a cop
>HEEELP, ENTRAPMENT!

wew

That is entirely different than TCAP
It's still entrapment.

MODS

The dateline episodes the decoy would never talk for that long

What was it?

cheese pizza

God damn it, I missed it. If I had just scrolled faster instead of reading shitposts.

Oh well.

What they should do after this is hire progressively more and more obvious decoys to see how much it fucks with the predators' heads. Hearing the guy actually try to card the decoy was the highlight of the episode.

>approach a shady-looking gentleman in a park
>"hey man got any pot you could sell me"
>"yes, I am seeking a drug dealer from which I can purchase drugs for recreational use"
>"oh boy am I gonna enjoy this weed"
>shady gentleman turns out to be a cop, makes arrest
>"What?! No way!"

But he never took out the weed or sold it. If the cop had never asked him he wouldn't had done it.
That is entrapment.

He's at the beach I think.

>If the cop had never asked him he wouldn't had done it

if the cop had never asked him he would definitely go on to find another dealer??

cops do sting operations as drug dealers all the time and it isn't entrapment dude

fuck it. downloading right now

He's Genericwhitemale

THat's bullshit and you know it. if cops weren't doing stupid shit like that there wouldn't be drug dealers.

>implying the cop asked him in that example
>implying Hansen ever initiates contact

All of the dialogue in that green text is from the criminal

The whole point of TCAP and HvP is they only create fake accounts, wait for creeps to message them, then go along with whatever the creeps say

The crime is committed when they become sexual with the decoys online, they only bring them to the house to film them

uh

no it's literally true

in what crazy world do you think there wouldn't be drug dealers just because cops do sting operations?

that's literally the exact same thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=A1Cw7HoVrOE

there are better movies for perving on CZJ

Where can I watch this??

the tube bro, the YOUtube
haha get it? ;)

Youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=DDWDbZK0zdo

You can, doofus.

I feel like Eric Andre should do this.

I could be a more convincing teenager then this guy.
The only problem is my height is 6,1.
Grow your hair longer so you look more like a teen dongus.

Learn my pronouns shitlord

fucking kill yourselfg

genericwhitemale is more believable when he says he's 30 years old than this kid is when he says he's 13.

apparently he forgot that nobody over the age of 6 refers to their parents as their "mommy and daddy."

In some of the older ones the decoys would actually have conversations with the guys, like the episode with that retard with cerebral palsy.

...

She has no arse

You have no brain nor taste but nobody holds it against you.

youtube.com/watch?v=rgxqA0ft-8w

>he doesnt know
Youre gonna have to accept your waifu has no arse, retard.

wew lad

I think the guy was genuinely worried he was going to get fucked up by some frat boys but was relieved when Chris Hansen showed up.

I always think of Shin Godzilla when I see this particular, Pepe.

how does chrs hansen live with himself knowing he baits these unfortunate mentally ill people who desperately need help? this is shameful. these people arent criminals

depends on how much coconspirating is actually done by the cop

>scaring the living hell out of well adjusted people by going into a bank with a gun just because you're too much of a fucking pussy to go anywhere without it because youre such a cowardly little bitch that you need something to make you feel secure even if you live in a safe neighorhood.

Just leave the gun in your car while you carry out your business at the bank.

Hes a drama student. Hes fucking terrible at acting.

I can't get the "just me, my mommy, and my daddy" line out of my head. It just keeps popping up in my thoughts and I laugh every time. I don't get why they didn't use a woman to pose as a 13 year old boy like in previous stings, instead of using an adult looking man speaking like an 8 year old.

the predator from this ep owns a cell phone store now

youtube.com/watch?v=zrrV5tCFVbk

>now
owned a cell phone store 2 years ago*

my bad

Who said there wouldn't be good memes from HvP?

A crime so awful he could only be sentenced to owning a cell phone store.

something about the format just lends itself so well
youtube.com/watch?v=A1Cw7HoVrOE
youtube.com/watch?v=uaob5ryqpgE

>sports generic baseball jersey and giant fucking watch
>keeps ID kept in mommy's purse
>has keen interest in daddy's homemade tables

Just a normal 13 year old guys.

>wants to fuck underage girls
>not a pedo
Kys

youtu.be/X3cPJ8QGqZA

The girl decoy they had was even worse actually, she was visibly terrified. At least this guy tried.

I just don't get why they had him jizzing himself over a fucking table his "daddy" built, it sounded totally fake. They should have just used the old cookie/iced tea trick.

>thanks for this experience

Thats fucking funny dude.

>half the editing budget for that
worth it

kek, what's the scrolling code on the bottom about?

C L O C K W O R K

If we found the actor and posted a nude photo of him, would that be illegal?

If you look closely, there's a decent amount of thinning and recession on his head. That's probably why he wears his hair short in the first place.

:DD

It's supposed to be Terminator Vision.

...

she didn't age so good

a lot of brownies for a hired decoy

>i made brownies
>store bought filth

Her deception knows no limits.

...

fucking americans

user, i think you just came up with a new hidden camera prank

She looks pretty much the same

was going to post

It'd be a more accurate analogy for the potential murder victim to be someone that literally doesn't exist.

LITTLE DOES OUR PREDATOR KNOW HE IS BEING MASTERFULLY LURED LIKE AN IGNKRANT WILD ANIMAL INTO THIS SPOT ON PURPOSE SO WE CAN FILM HIM. THE TABLE WASN'T MADE BY DADDY AT ALL! IT WAS ALL A RUSE, AUDIENCE! WHAT A RETARD!

What? Did she have a tail or some shit?

I did a booboo on my 13 year old face when I shaved for the 2nd time today, so my mommy went to pick up my wife at the airport so I could go at the bank and play golf with the boys from the office goo goo ga ga

You want to see my 13 year old boy's diaper, mister? My daddy put it on for me when I was driving him to his retirement home.

Yep that's their goal.

It's hilarious, they must have thought because this guy was a bit short he was a believable 13 yo. Thing is there are plenty of tall 13 year olds, aren't many with fucking stubble, wide shoulders and a receding hairline though.

>mfw not even pedophiles can love a manlet

>receeding hairline
>five o clock shadow
>mustache
could they really not find a better "13 year old"

next episode when?

underrated