Is it appropriate to "spill" popcorn when you get bad service or watch a bad movie?

Is it appropriate to "rape a movie goer in the ass" when you see them spill popcorn?

Is it ethical to sneak your homemade food into the theatre, cutting board and all?

Dropped a serious diarrhea in a trash cam in the bathroom once.

"female humor"

this will never stop being nasty

Can't really tell, the forwards dive began before the webm starts and there's a little "skip" in her step that she speeds up to compensate for...

...and everything goes to shit.

sure it is. i bring in an easy bake oven to make tuna casserole. the key is to save a seat on either side of you.

why are you such a pervert user

youtube.com/watch?v=5i_UiEpy9_c

EPIC

i'm horny dog

"Accidents" happen. Serves the cinema right for screening bad films.

wow, thanks for ruining the entire magic of OP's webm. fuck you

What even is this? What's happening right now?

>guy just walks away
>kid wants to help but friends stop him
>some bitches end up helping her

Fucking hell, don't we raise men any more?

Even if that was a joke don't just stand there you fucks. No wonder women are taking over.

>*tipping intensifies*

She falls deliberately in public then posts the videos

If the movie is mediocre, I rub fiberglass insulation all over the seats.

>helping anyone in public in a post-IT'S-A-PRANK-BRO world

any dude seen trying to help would be laughed at by her.

Its a girl that purposely trips as violently/dramatically as possible.
If you've seen the fast food restaurant one its the same girl
There's a compilation video out there somewhere.

the degeneracy

I still don't understand how this guy has not been hospitalized. He's even eaten half-raw chicken ffs

>laughed at for acting like a human being instead of an autistic edgelord

Oh, I'm cut to the quick...

why did I laugh

>doesn't shake it off

>:15 video
>can't tell it's a vine
>you hate the normies but you hate yourself

...

Of course, provided you are a five year old and therefore haven't yet developed the ability to regulate your emotions and control temper tantrums when encountering frustration.

I'm a janitor (not on this shitty board but in real life) and this enraged me.

>trip for real IRL super embarrassing
>people do it on purpose for laughs and don't spill their spaghetti

you underestimate modern women.

>he cares about other people

lol at you

Well, someone is there ready to film whatever is going to happen...

you were pissed when you stopped laughing huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=kynGlb3UJvY

She's got balls...

>women fall
>I help
>she laughs

no fucks are given.

>he doesn't bring a pouch full of stinging nettles and some gloves so he can weave them into the fabric of the seats around him while he pretends to watch Marvel's Car Chase Wars 3

Men know better than to be overly forward and touchy with some vulnerable woman in public, especially if they scoped out the camera which means at best it's a prank Vine, and at worst their ruination for a well-meaning social misstep. They have their ears to the ground of the social climate, they know how things are and adapt. Despite groups like TRP and MGTOW being whiny fags, you'll never hear the vast majority of men say a word about it. They silent opt out of losing games and everyone wonders what happened, whether that be declining marriage and birth rates or men treating a woman who just fell like the Chinese treat a kid who got hit by a car.

A shopping mall janitor?

A woman filmed this?

virgin

Honestly you sound retarded

thank fuck I don't work at a job anymore that makes me clean bathrooms

Wake up, user.
Use-by dates, and cookery books are just tools used by the Man to get you to spend more money than you need to.

Is it possible to get DNA from urine?

...and meanwhile in the real world...

kinda true. humans have been conditioned to eat cooked food but youd fair just fine biting into a living animal.

No
For the most part, I don't mind it. But people can be fucking annoying.

but why user?

Yes. Urine contains epithelial cells from the urethra so while it would probably require PCR amplification it's perfectly possible.

what do you do when you get those toilets that are stuffed with paper and shit and it wont flush?

I guess it is for niggers.

>this is who im posting with on a mongolian claymation imageboard

checked
and saved

'guess which file'

I don't know about where you live but in australia, we were taught in our first aid course that people can sue you for trying to help them, this is also the country where if someone breaks in to your home and they get hurt they can sue you. fuck it why bother with anyone.

If the service is bad I let my falcon shit in the aisles.

So you're just gay.

anyone else do this? i mean its good for the theater because they really get the most out of their janny
sometimes i pour the leftover butter on the seats and do the same with my pop

you sound like the fucking faggot here

>he pissed in the garbage can

That really showed them!

Slavery was a mistake.

I respect you user.

JUICY
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>helps her up
>gets sued for sexual harassment
Welcome to America!

Holy shit, you are such an autist. We have the same thing in America, but it's nothing like what you're talking about.

>woman trips
>falls in an embarrassing way in front of a crowd
>"best not touch her because she could sue me for lending her a hand like a decent human being."

The whole don't provide assistance for fear of a lawsuit meme is aimed at people who are acting as first responders and do something way above their paygrade.

>See a person with anaphylactic shock
>their wind pipe is closing up and they're suffocating
>you stab them in the throat with a pen to perform an emergency tracheotomy

Yeah, that second scenario is what you're instructors we're trying to teach you.

You won't die but you might end up having some nasty shits and parasites

youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

I just spray diarhea all over the toilet seat and floor, I tend to eat 2 cans of corn prior so its got some texture to it

youtube.com/watch?v=jB1zUlVGfxU