Can we get a celebrities eating food thread like the good ol' days?

Rules were meant to be broken for example beastiality is illegal but i still fuck your mother.

lol i love how keanu always eats at a bench with his manspread

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOO

simply epic :)

He also always looks like he's making a tough decision before he takes a bite.

>he thinks he's making fun of commonposts
>he's really giving a "how to act like a true Cred Forums poster starter kit" to newfags

BIG

this thread has potential

CHOCOLATE

I was confused why he would do this. I like him more now.

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Fug

>tfw projecting

lol

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Hold on. I recognize that gay blowjob

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HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE

Those two guys blowing eachother in the background is PHOTOSHOPPED IN.
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB. It's from a picture in a park with them leaning against a tree with a bear in the background.
POST THE GODDAMN PICTURE.

i raise you this

Is that un photoshopped?

>You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

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there's something great about celebrities eating alone

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I really like Keanu. In a lot of ways, I feel like I understand him more than a lot of others, given we're both halfus (or is he only a quarter?).

Just something really comfy about him when I think about him.

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So Mila Kunis eats like a fucking slob.

>commonposts
Is this what newfags think shitposting is?

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looks like a marble table top. probs not to be honest

>tfw found a fetish video of one of my favorite pornstars eating pounds of fast food

Look at Maguire's finger, i guarantee he was thinking about her butthole at that exact moment.

>literally all meat
Poor guy

You blind guy? I see tomato

>All those unflattering images of her

Does she like that shit or what?

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

To be fair vanilla icecream on a stick coated with chocolate is the bomb.

Fucking love the goose, man.

>You blind guy?
Out of one eye actually, yes.

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Is he pointing at his dick? The guy in front of him?

These dubs?

>they close their eyes when putting things in their mouths
hhng

Look at all the cold medicine on the counter and the hammer. Maybe crushing that up idk.

>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs
>high carbs

How the fuck do they stay relatively fit

Now what DID she mean by this?

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM

>Pretending he eats carrots
that's bullshit and seagal knows it

Use the other one, it's a small image.

She closes her eyes when she throws it all up later on as well.

Let me guess....Northgate Mall Terra Linda?

this and why the fuck are they always drinking soda? that is the one absolute worst habit to get into if you're trying to stay /fit/

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Personal trainers will do that for you.

Carbs don't make you fat, sped.

I can't wait until she goes fulls babushka mode.

holy fucken shit.

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Without extensive exercise they certainly do

FUCK look at the size of that cup.

it's especially ridiculous when you see the regular-sized cup his friend is holding.

I used to work at a Baskin Robbins and I had to quit when they introduced an "XL" shake size that was like twice the large at the time. Only enormous fatasses would ever order it, and I got sick of being part of that.

considering he's eating cheetos and looks blazed, and cocaine is a major appetite suppressant, yeah i'd say no

And I JUST noticed the sub in his pocket.
Someone tell me that Sub is photoshopped in. Holy fuck...

based Tugboat Maguire

Even chewing she's sexy as fuck. The definition of a beautiful creature.

It's photshopped.
That too.

Yeah but obviously actors work out. They would go on a stricter diet when they need to. Also roids.

try harder

rare george

Do you think he gets mad when people walk up to him? Or is he a cool guy?

Is she still "our girl"

>"The sequels were a mistake."

He's actually pretty cool. Supposedly has a pretty good sense of humor about things.

Nigga needs sunscreen.

Maybe if you talk about his movies that aren't Star Wars he'll actually like you. Probably hates most Star Wars fans since the prequels backlash.

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that's pretty /fa/ food

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Who's this? Melly Sander?

how do you have 4.6 billion dollar net worth and then eat $6 noodles at a food court?

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the man loves his subway

>drinks angrily

Whats next for Cred Forums's body of work?

breh

Maybe he likes those noodles and likes getting out of the house

>implying you need to spend 2k on every meal if you have a 4.6b networth

he was at the mall, he got hungry. what part of that do you not follow?

fucking lol, newfag.

Same look Goebbles had when he was told the photographer was Jewish

Must be a German thing

I'd be enjoying simple things like McDonald's and Pizza Hut, too.

Yeah that's my thinking. I haven't seen any of his other movies though. Are any of them good?

I put THX-whatevers on once but within 15 minutes I was nodding off.

link it here, maybe ?

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I have 100k in the bank but occasionally I really crave Beef Ramen noodles. I fry them in a pan, it's kickass.

Sometimes cheap food is the best

Woof...

>THX 1138 was pretentious garbage, you'll never get anywhere in film you fat old hack
This is what I'd like to imagine I'd do if I met George Lucas but I know I wouldn't

>doesn't like THX1138
maybe the last indiana jones is more your style you fucking pleb

American Graffiti's enjoyable enough, even if it is just the prototype, dumb teen movie.

no, i think those are all cold cuts, user.

That red thing is salami picante

the fuck is thx1138

honestly that is quite a variety

Only thread I've had a geniune giggle at in weeks

Keep it going cunts

>I have 100k in the bank

Who gives a shit?

The fuck is google

??????????

Based

>dat owen wilson

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>retcon a scene that builds a major character's personality, arc, and audience perception because "star wars is for kids"
>buy a joke t-shirt making your retarded ass decision
>"good sense of humor"

No pics but I do have a story that's sort of related.

>be me
>frenchfag
>Working the night shift at McDonalds
>Things are especially shitty at the start
>a few hours go by and things calm down
>No customers, things are looking good
>Manager hasn't bothered me in a while, even better
>don't want this to end
>not ready for someone to give me shit
>Just when I think it's safe, in through the door walks Quentin Tarantino with a wry smile
>God. Dammit.
>I know where this is going
>He takes a good long look at the menu
>Gives me this smug fucking look
>Please Don’t
>"Hey, uh...I'm looking to eat a quarter pounder with cheese, but it seems to not be on your menu. Pray, tell me, is there perhaps another name for it in here in France?"
>Mother Fucker
>"Only because I'm obligated to tell you, it's a Royale with cheese."
>He gives me this disgusting smug grin from ear to ear very much pleased with himself
>"Oh, Interesting. Do you perhaps have another name for the Big Mac?"
>"A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but we call it Le Big Mac. Do you actually want to order anything or just stand here and quote Pulp Fiction at me?”
>At this point I am extremely frustrated
>Tarantino is still giving me that fucking grin
>"No thank you"
>He left without buying anything

Has he ever done this kind of shit to anyone else, or just me?

well it's also a filter list...

Well, me, for starters

a search engine

That's my fetish

You just know
You forgot one you C U C K

Him and Bill Murray do that a lot so I hear

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You should have seen that coming, Sofiane.

Was it autism?

>Tfw you will never be this well dressed

Thank you

MEATY

>moms speghetti

What a hothead

100%

>not Nogger

My god George..

You are oversimplifying a very complicated process. Shut the fuck up.

Oh mommy yes

>M O M M Y

Lol what a sad old man.

t.Landwhale

looking forward to her appearing in the rocky horror remake. it looks terrible for the most part but the limited clips i have seen of her, it seems like she did a pretty good job

true. he's actually eating punani all day long.

Talking about yourself? You must be fat if you believe that shit you were spewing about carbs. Lol go to bed fatty

Kill yourself kid.

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>feetfags

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literally the only good scene in this movie

You forgot "leave ___kino to me"

I really don't get it, what's the appeal of feet? They're just feet

Where was safety when you were small? At your mothers' feet. They're all deranged.

Does eating ass count?

hiv/AIDS?

That's Charlie Hunnam's ass he's licking

>when someone tells you hillarys crimes

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How is one man so effortlessly effay?

>that posture

>not posting the original version

What the FUCK Jonah?

Kek

How is that possible? Wut

t. Fattie

>77 posters

No wonder this board is so bad when there's this many bottom of the barrel celebrity worshiping types. Every single one of you should have been aborted and really still should. There's no reason any of you should be categorized as human. What's it like representing the absolute lowest tier of the western civilization?

>>>tmz

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T H I C C

Why is she so perfect

She didn't eat so good

Dawwwwww

Who is this? What is she eating? Why do I have a semi?

A nigger

Carice Van Houten, she does nude scenes all the time.

that's the only version i have
if you have the original, by all means, post it

I want to eat her cantaloupe

I really don't get it, what's the appeal of boobs? They're just boobs

Did he really get to stick his face in her ass?

The french tv host woman did nothing wrong.

now THATS a shot

Kek'd at him in the bg

frog detected

yes he did
he cried and complained afterwards

Deeply ingrained into culture or biology, unlike feet. I understand other fetishes, just not feet, what makes them so enticing?

A fetish is a fetish. Some people like feet, some people like legs, some people like butts. some people like berlin walls, some people like dead bodies,

Do you also get all surprised and bewildered when someone says they like a food or a movie you hate?

Wasn't it like a prosthetic thing?

Yeah. We need more threads about frog posting and complaining about the SJW menace.

based as fuck

Because they don't eat too much of it. Stop eating burgers in every meal and you'll lose weight too.

I find this endearing

Yes, if they want to jerk off over/fuck it

>what's wrong with you?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I know realize that "POST THE GODDAMN PICTURE." is part of the post, but I spent several picoseconds googling it and I won't let it go to waste.

He's not making fun of the scene, he's making fun of the sperglords can care about it.

>Thanks for the free beer user it's mmffff on nom nom snarf it's *gulps* really *burps* good *farts

Mom?

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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Coke in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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god bless you

I don't even fucking know anymore

this has to be the real one
i mean it has to
she looks good in it

No one will believe the things Bill Murray has done.

Even without the shooped stuff in the background, this is one of my favorite pics ever.
>forgetting to turn the fucking flash off

Why do they all look so sad eating alone? I thought food was supposed to make you happy, I guess I was wrong

> i smile and sing when I eat alone

You're weird m8.

Eating food alone in public is a pretty dull experience

They not alone. There is a bunch of faggots with iPhones constantly taking photos.

I GET WET

he was shooting a web at dat ass

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>those man hands having no trouble with the pizzas

Someone post the nightmarish shop that one high as fuck guy did

Because they walk for more than 30 minutes a day you lazy fat fuck.

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>those clodhopping hoofs struggling with the heels

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I can't look at this picture and not die

>"Leave Jonah Hill to me."

>true Cred Forums poster
i won't mind if these people would exrinct

and no i'm not from other site, i'm here since a decade:(

Is that Bateman?!

>newfriends don't remember wikieat
>newfriends don't remember eli

man that guy had the rarest collection of eating pics

>not a birthday cake

I dissapoint

ITT; I find out I have a thing for watching women eat, is that even a fetish ? I find it strangly erotic

God damn Eva everytime. What semen demon.

Summit1g?

I'm gonna take you to the cake Senator Trent.
The carrot cake.

Holy fuk kek this girl gets worse and worse.

anybody else got soft spot for lips or hands?

>t. 30mom mom who doesnt eat gluten

carbs are just energy, they only people who shouldnt eat them are fat fucks on a rapid perma cut. Apart from that, even if you lift, you'll never need 3000 kcals of protein and fat, even on a weightlifting diet 30-50% of your cals come from carbs.

youtu.be/dvEAZzvXt9A?t=1m36s

t. /fit/izen, former fat fuck

This thread is for celebrities.

It's spelled "Batman".

This was pretty fun.

Does drinking counts?

OC?

No.

My dick is unsurprisingly OK with this.

She even eats like a slut.

Waltz is Austrian.

Fuck that's so hot

Actually, it is. I made it when it happened here, so it's official 4chen OC.

Dang

WALL

why the fuck did they delete that fine post about the autistic memers' shitpost collection before i could save them?

Fucking Adelaide Represent