Post face, and get cast. It doesn't matter if you're fat or ugly or both... there will always be a role for you

Post face, and get cast. It doesn't matter if you're fat or ugly or both... there will always be a role for you.

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Took this today

I feel like this one is too obvious, but you're the IT guy. Although you look like a smartass, in which case, you'd be considered for a supporting role in a comedy.

Cowards

Certainly not you
But this person would be cast as the gay friend of a female college student
The awkward friend who says innaropriate things

Forgot my photo

His name is Micah Scroggins supposedly, posted a couple days ago.

Also you basically just casted me as myself so fuck it if I fit the mold

Stalker who ends up murdering the chick he's obsessed with.

The villain who wants the protagonist's cute gf for himself.

You're jealous that the main character is getting so much attention from the girl you're in love with, and you become relevant when you're plot to kill him becomes realized.

Hhahahahahahah, holy shit

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God damn ya'll

Smh

Is it the stache?

I've got to keep it for the community play I'm in right now due to the setting

Which funnily enough is where my character is in a relationship with his step mother plotting against his father and he attempts to kill someone.
So hey.
Looks like I'm fitting the look for the part I guess
I mostly based the description because you kinda reminded me of my friend like that heh

Yeah, the stache might be part of the problem. You're not a bad looking guy, but dat look tho...

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This guy should absolutely get a role in a shit film. I mean, it'd be cheap, and I'd bet he'd get the job done.

tryhard hipster typing on xer macdick in the background sipping on starbucks

useless friend of a main character, shoveled in for acceptance. Eventually levels up after obtaining a dragonglass dagger

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Idiocracy 2 Extra

playing himself in his biopic

regardless of feminine penis, minor role in the upcoming blacked.com feature

Goddamn...

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You'd lead some people down a mountain, but unfortunately, you wouldn't make it. You're a hero.

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:)

fag
fat minority
pedophile
hipster faggot
jew
clinically depressed beta male
gook

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reddit.

You look like a chubby version of that RLM guy, Jay I think his name is

Melodramatic drama school kid, but useful

Not really, but I guess we could be family.

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3rd main friend of the main. Noice.

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Some guy who complains about his coffee

Me on the left

crazy skater who paralyzes himself, compelling the main character to reexamine his life choices

You don't even have the confidence to post a picture of yourself, faggot.

kek I remember that thread

mmm okay I'll post a pic of me but pls be nice

girl with an unrequited crush on the protagonist, dies saving him halfway through the movie

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>there will always be a role for you.
R-really?

lol

Unnamed extra

post your dick

philip seymour hoffman biopic

cool

Any thoughts on what movie I should be in?

Cinematic version of the musical based on MJ's discography. Obviously.

me on the left and right

He looks like a grandma.

The JUST Boys or Bagooze By Me

no

>Bagooze by Me

Henchman of a bad guy in some action flick or espionage thriller

Sure, why not

Amazing Atheist biopic, full frontal hot oil and banana scenes included

did you get aids somewhere between the time of the first and second picture?

you have beautiful hair. you should consider a braided ponytail and a bra.

What movie would I be good in?

Obviously a goofy comedy about some guys trying to start a psychedelic rock band

the sandusky affair: a lifetime original go fuck yourself

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Jonah Hill biopic

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That crackhead chick in a Breaking Bad reboot.

voice actor for the roach queen in a bugs life 2

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What shitty role is good for a cunt like me?

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Paul Dano in movie about Paul Dano

Talking cat

You ever seen Harry Potter? I think you'd be perfect for that Hermoine girl.

Main role in just about anything with Ivan Milat (Australian murderer) as its subject.

jesus christ, couldn't they at least have picked someone attractive

TDKR opening scene gay porn parody
You're playing CIA, and you're not in charge here

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Poor Little White Guy

THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I'd have to gain about 50 pounds, but sounds like an Oscar winner.
For a part in Dallas Buyers Club 2?
Shit, count me in.

Take this shit to you faggots

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well it's a start. Gotta get my foot in the door somehow

my gf together pls

Dr. Pavel, I'm Virginity Defense Force.

Got any roles for me?

sign me up

Ok, hear me out:
>cont.

Please don't bully. What movie would I be good in?

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Dye hair purple. Lucca for live action Chrono Trigger

If they made a Full Metal Jacket 2, you would play the younger brother of private Pyle who enlisted after his death.

It wouldn't end well for you either :c

Who is this pouty ginger I must no

Theatre Usher.

Jesus fucking Christ are you the bastard child of George Clooney and Quintin Tarintino?

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I'm not that ugly am I??

I've seen worse.

Who could I play? Have the feeling I'd be typecast in Michael Fassbender-type roles.