So, Pirates 2 is well known for being the "best porn in costume"

So, Pirates 2 is well known for being the "best porn in costume".
I have watched it years ago, and yes, it was very cool.

The other day I had the idea to watch another porn movie in costume, so I tried with the spoof of Buffy because some Lexi Belle is always a nice fap, but it was terrible.

Zero plot, zero ideas, just "ehi I am buffy let's fuck" and 2 hours of non-stop hardcore scenes.

What makes Pirates 2 so good?
In 140 min of movie, only 45 min are hardcore, the other things are actual "movie".
You don't have 30 min long fuck scenes one after another like a common porn, you have tons of plot and then porn scenes which last 3 to 5 minutes every time, and they fit very much.

Buffy xxx was just a common porn dvd like any others.

Have you any advice on another good "porn in costume" (horror, sci-fi, adventure...don't care) pretty similar to Pirates 2 as rythm goes?
I mean, not too long porn scenes like 30 min which becomes boring and you have to skip to the cumshot

none?

the scooby doo porn parody was good from what i remember.

Katsuni was perfect in that.

the Spiderman porn parody actually has a decent plot.

Yeah, I've always though that her character (that sort of evil asian sorceress) would have been passable even in a conventional movie

Star movies showed this movie in my country once. Edited of course.

Not entirely sure what you mean by "costume." Are you referring to cosplay as in parody porn? Or are you referring to porn films that are also period pieces? I'm confused

I unironically like Pirates.

Why wouldn't you? It's one of the best adult comedies ever made

I am talking about dvd movies which are not
Bigg Butts 14
Anal Destroyers 17
Deepthroat Gaggers 45
...
but something with a 'plot' and, usually, if they have plot, they have costumes, beacuse they are acting something.
Depending on the period the movie is set.

Even Jameson's Flashpoint X (pic) was nice imho, even if it was contemporary, it's still costume

The Batman vs. Superman parody has great costumes (the Maxima suit is one of the best costumes I've ever seen including actual capeshit). The plot is in very similar to BvS so if you don't mind it give it a go. Also, Carter Cruise does some decent acting.

Kick-Ass XXX is brilliant. I mean the sotry and acting are whatever but it's got a really hot Abella Anderson so whatever.

Also love the new Star Wars one Brazzers did, Zara Du Rose is hot as fuck, can't wait for her anal scene in a few weeks.

Also literally any starring Stella Cox, hottest chick in porn by far bar none.

The batman xxx is fucking fantastic. Literally everyone does a good job in it, dale dabone most notabley. He is literally Adam West as bruce wayne, maybe even more convincing.

Ah, you are referring to adult features or "couples porn." "Porn with Plot" as it's sometimes called.

In that regard, there are plenty of great movies to choose from, like Educating Alli which is a modern retelling of George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion. You should also check out Brad Armstrong's other work. I would also highly recommend the film The Valley with Tommy Pistol, it's porn meets film noir. There's also the more classic variant from the 80's, Dixie Ray Hollywood Star

Nice advice everyone btw, ty

plus Rosa Caracciolo in her prime

Definitely D'Amato's masterpiece. 90's-era Italy has no equal when it comes to "dress-up" porn. Luca Damiano, who taught D'Amato everything he knew, was a master of this

Honestly the captain was the best part of this, he made the movie so worth it. I don't think i even jacked off once while watching.

Call Me Mother is legit kino. Its in the style of late 80's/early 90's erotic thrillers and just knocks everything out of the park. I actually fastforwarded past 1 or 2 sex scenes because everything else was that good.

Interesting, I usually avoid Forbidden Fruits because the handful of their movies I've seen were complete shit. I'll have to check that out

It's always a treat to find an adult film where the non-sex scenes are riveting enough to take center stage. Camp Cuddly Pines would be one such film

Ann Coulter?!

>Written and Directed by Harry Sparks
Holy shit, that's the same guy who made Revenge of the Petites. Will watch

Btw, anyone who hasn't seen pic related needs to

Blue board guys, also this is porn not television and film
>take it to Cred Forums retards

We're discussing adult films you fucking pleb, not whatever gonzo shit you probably watch