N-no you

>n-no you

>you're a stupid gay bitch

>insults him by saying she wants to have threesome with men she never even met
Just call her a slut, man. Just do it.

>1 month later and no one found a decent comeback
Really makes you ponder..

Because he's a fat loser, place someone else in this position and it's pretty easy.

>I'm going to keep this meme alive if it kills me

Literally all:
>U-u 2
>Muslims and rape blahblahblah Paris shootings
>Asking her to explain the joke, as if that doesn't just make Jonah look like an obtuse fuckwit
>Insulting her, way to not look butthurt
>W-well im richer and famouser than you, again with the transparent butthurt
>Calling his costars gay. Why would this work?
>Nitpicking the sexual fantasy for historical accuracy, holy autism
Its just great. My favorite thing on Cred Forums for years.

what's the story behind this?

>t.french literallywho

What about the jerk store?

>they would prefer me

Self-derogatory to create an unbreakable wall, all the while indirectly calling her uglier than him.

Better
>Brad would never cheat on me like that

why is this meme still happening

this is literally the ONLY option, and it works

>all the while indirectly calling her uglier than him
No, its just calling them fags. Brad already doesn't like you Jonah, don't make things worst for yourself.

Nah it works you just have autism.

>this is how anti-social autists think

...

>they would prefer me
As in: My friends prefer men to women.
You could reword it to make implications about her appearance, but you didn't.
>calls me autistic but needs this shit spelled out

it was the French version of A&Es Intervention

basically they confronted him about his eating habits and how many subway footlongs he eats

Have you ever spoken to another human being in your life retard?

>t. autist who misses the point of the reply entirely

>I leave that early? Wow, you must work quick!

Cred Forums always seems to look over the simple answers.

Not bad

he would never say this because deep in his heart he knows it isn't true. damn that moneyball interview was fuckin savage.

Hey Jonah, the Subway called and they're running out of five dollar footlongs.

>jump over desk while shouting "i'll kill you, whore"
>beat her face to a bloody pulp
Would that have worked?