>Logan Marshall-Green is playing Aunt May's douchebag boyfriend in SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING
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Logan Marshall-Green is playing Aunt May's douchebag boyfriend in SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING
Logan Nelson
Adam Nelson
>Aunt May's douchebag boyfriend
>Aunt May is like 35
>There apartment is huge
>That black girl, whatever the fuck is her name
Why even call is Spiderman anymore?
Matthew Phillips
Marvel couldn't even afford Tom Hardy?
Logan Brooks
>you know what Spiderman needs?
>a totally fucking revamped Aunt May character
Jacob Fisher
Based Tom will never sully his hands with capeshit
Cooper Moore
Bane?
Lucas Evans
I said capeshit, not sub-kino
Lincoln James
It actually makes me laugh how much this dude is aping Tom Hardy's look. He's like the younger, less talented, less manly little brother.
Logan Hernandez
Isn't there a pic where this guy gives Tomei a foot massage?
Ian Turner
I want Taylor Kitsch to fuck my intestines out.
Liam Sanders
He's out of Tomei's league.
Brandon Gutierrez
>implying Nolan was capeshit
Nolan is a director with clout. His movies don't count as capeshit.
Kayden Young
Why does Aunt May need a boyfriend, I thought her entire character was just to be a mother figure for Spiderman to take care of
Did she get over Uncle Ben's death that quickly?
Levi Nelson
51 actually
Camden Ortiz
>Ben dies less than 6 months ago
>May is already dating
What a fucking whore
Christopher Wilson
So is Vulture gonna kill him like in the comics?
Andrew Jackson
>Sir, Tom Hardy is asking for too much. Who should we approach instead?
Owen Rodriguez
>Aunt May is 35
This board is full of children
Sebastian Wright
Ben probably killed himself after finding out May was cucking him with a young hot stud
Owen James
I think he mean that she looks like she's in her 30s
William Ward
Peter, you can call me uncle Bane
With great planes come great crashes
Dylan James
Batman clearly wearing cape all the time.
Jose Rivera
>Trusting a "news" site that takes submissions from the community and whose only source on this character is schmoesknows.com
C'mon people.
Carson Long
get a load of these retard dubs
Ayden Murphy
did he bang tom holland
Brayden Anderson
No, he died of heartattack during treesome.
Adrian Campbell
laughing way too hard at this
Austin Davis
She divorced uncle Ben, this new aunt May will better connect with a modern audience.
Jayden Watson
So, Aunt May is already on the rebound after Uncle Ben died? God, what a slut.
Joshua Brooks
i bet she only married him for his money
Jason James
Discount Bane you mean.
Parker Martinez
Speaking of Logan Marshall-green
Quarry is a great fucking show... Can't wait for him to go full hitman mode.
Isaac Jones
Spiderman doesn't wear a cape, your point?