Michael sheen, a 5.7" welsh manlet, has fucked 2 of the most desirable women in hollywood, and sarah silverman

>michael sheen, a 5.7" welsh manlet, has fucked 2 of the most desirable women in hollywood, and sarah silverman

how did he do it?
He aint even A list.

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Tall people are insecure as fuck. Naturally all the hollywood women are cucking their tall handsome men with ugly manlets because they're ordinary and charismatic, much like white women will bang black men just because they want to upset the status quo.

Small bull

you forgot Rachel McAdams

>and sarah silverman

(((Sheen)))

>how did he do it?
not sure, but im certain he didn't spend his time of the day posting on fucking Cred Forums about celebrities

He's funny and he has a very large penis.

he also dated carrie keagan

'7
>>manlet
>>implying it's not a trait 90% of women can overlook

you fell for the meme my boy!


'8.5 manlet detected

once women get over their tall, dark, handsome fantasy they get to be okay with shorties

there's more to you than your height

when him and kate beckinsale first met she looked like pic related
as soon as she learned makeup, hairstyling and plastic surgery, unleashing her full potential, she ditched michael and got herself a 6 foot square jawed chad.

god, she aged well

I'm gonna tear up the fuckin' dance floor, dude. Check it out.

This. Huge donger in Tron Legacy.

>them brit teeth

Thank fuck she got her British teeth cured before she became Bongferatu.

>there's more to you than your height
>things manlets say

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you aint wrong
even the daughters into it, apparently

>women can overlook

Might want to choose your words better next time little fella.

her skin is literally whiter than her teeth

It's called swag, bruv

>kate looks better now than 20 years ago

what the fuck?

plastic surgery

the bare minimum of plastic surgery and exercise can do wonders, Joan Rivers was a wakeup call

You got the pic, breh?

Three words:

_________ plastic surgery

nose job

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>5.7
>tall

What

pls no

>the bare minimum
>actors

Kate was such a babe in underworld

this is my fetish

t.manlet

>candid pic taken hours after pushing a 7lb parasite out of her body preceded by 9 months of hormonal damage to her body
>full makeup and superior lighting

He's considered hot shit in the theater world.

Big Welsh Cock

Yeah that's what I said, good job repeating it.

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she is a 10
don't care what anyone says

>bongferatu

>she is a 10

Absolutely agree

She's such a babe

Is their daughter 18 yet? I don't know how to math.

next year's the year

>those fake sneezes

>expect some kind of cutsey bullshit sneeze
>was actually pretty good

Damn

>no wiggle.webm

How has this not been posted

WHAT?

You thought only the unattainable Average Korean GFs can have surgery?

All the bitches in Hollywood do this.

Oh, well I'm not attracted to her then.

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She is for mommy only.

lrn2read you retarded lanket

>you never smell kate beckinsale

this post is Cred Forums in a nutshell

>kate beckinsale will never teach you how to eat pussy using her daughter as the test subject
jdimsa

hhhhhnnnggg
HHHHHNNGGGGGGGGGG

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>Kate Beckinsale will never fart into your box of cereal, reseal it, then watch from the window as you open it the next morning as you receive the greatest prize since that time the prize was that boat you could put alka seltzer in and it would scoot around the tub while your mom washed you

What is Lily Mo's expression on the right trying to convey?

A belly full of breastmilk.

THIS IS NOW A LILY MO THREAD

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>that thigh gap
>43 years old

>a 7lb parasite
This is why whites are dying out.

>Going from Kate Beckinsale to Sarah Silverman.

she is one of the few legit 10s in Hollywood.

>that bottom lip bite when she says BB UK is one of her guilty pleasures

My fucking DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

"That's what you don't get Shameek, either ya got it or ya don't."