"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"

>LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

>"CHING CHANG CHONG!"
>"ping pong!"

>NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!
>Check em

"Now all of China knows of fear"

the real question here.. Was Shan Yu a big guy?

>Cred Forums - Comebacks

For you

Best Disney film desu

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Now all of CHINA knows you're here

>I think it takes a little longer than a pyre burning for 10 seconds for all of China to know i'm here.

>your mom already knew

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"No... I came here to stop you."

>"Now all of China knows you're here!"
>"How appropriate you fight like a cow!"

What did he mean by this?

QUIP KINO
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>Now all of China knows you're here
>I don't see how that's a party

Based.

>Now all of China knows you're here
>FUCK YOU, DUDE!

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Yes, the fire rises."

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Does anyone have any orange slices?"

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>just kill him because you can't understand chinese and have no idea of what he said

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR!"

>I was being dramatic in order to intimidate you, a personal attempt at psychological warfare.

>"y...you too."

Is this Mulan 2?

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"HOWEVER"

Ultimate spaghetti.

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Nuh uh"

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOW YOU'RE HERE!"
>"I'm glad I came here, to get ridiculed by a Chinese sentry, it's nice."

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--- Chapter 2. Hollywood sucking China's tiny wang."

How come this one made me laugh the most?

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Good post

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Good! They should know who they're dealing with because I am going to being negotiating the best- can you believe how weak our government has been negotiating with China? They're giving away our jobs and selling our economy short. When I'm president, the whole world will know I'm here, not just China.

So Shan Yu was voiced by Jonah Hill?

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"LOL WHATEVER LIKE I EVEN CARE BAKA!"

Doesn't Cred Forums have any good memes anymore?

Is that really the best comeback you came up with

If you didn't even smile at one of these posts I don't know, man. It seems like you're the one with the problem.

WATCH IT CHRISSY

>"How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
>"one breh"

What did he mean by this?

Perfect!

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAMP*

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>Doesn't Cred Forums have any good memes anymore?

>denying Cred Forums's meme game

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>*farts

Think of your own lines, remake people

I had a little smile at a couple, but
>for you
>your mom
>prep the bulls
>how's that a party
It's all old and weak.

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"From my point of view the Chinese are evil!"

Hey, Cred Forums. How many men does it take to deliver a message?

>blocked internet

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “Mulan.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little girl, whether she was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. she had never been to Japan. she doesn’t speak Japanese. she has never held a sword. They make her the savior of Asia. We got 450,000 telegram scrolls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics."

>hmm, that's interesting, Ornella. I'd call you a skank but you'd probably take that as a compliment. Any other fantasies or questions? No? Good I'm outta here.

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Good, cuz then they're afraid and know I'm gonna kill them and stuff..."

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"Is she with you?"
>"I thought she was with you."
>"guitar riff"

>y-you too

>be married to a mongolian
>she hates this movie because her people are the bad guys

>Well, I dont think Brad and Leo want to go to Chine

>The little girl will be wanting her dolly back.

What the heck, I thought he was supposed to be the antagonist of the movie, but he's actually making time to return a child's lost toy to it's owner? What the fuck?

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"For you."

WERE GONNA BUILD A BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL AND MAKE THE GOD DAMN MONGORIANS PAY FOR IT

>"NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE!"
>"But they don't that YOU are here too"

The Huns were amazing in Mulan.

They were the bad guys of history too

Assuming you weren't on their side.

Came here specifically for this

>NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE
>This isnt where I parked my car

You Eurotrip-watching motherfucker
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