Movies that couldn't be made today

>Name Movie
>State why it couldn't be made today

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That scene where he gets a handjob from the gorilla while driving the van.

Is that our lord and savior, Harambe?

>Tropic Thunder
>do you really have to ask, nigga?

Home Alone legit couldn't be made today unless Kevin was technologically impaired. I'm talking grandpa levels here.

>Kidney Rock: Young ladies, young ladies
>Kidney Rock: I like 'em underage see
>Kidney Rock: Some say that's statutory
>Joe C.: But I say it's MANDATORY!

How did they get this into a kids' movie?

That's sad really, it's not even a decade old.

people were offended when it was made.

weren't people offended for the "you never go full retard" line?

good thing social media wasn't a thing back then or it would've been shredded to ribbons.

This or anything Verhoven

There is no way (((holywood))) would let anything like this masculine smart cokey social commentary ever be made again

makes me sad

This was litterally remade like a couple years ago.
>black character mounting young white boipussi from behind
I dont see how this isnt being remade already.

>This was litterally remade like a couple years ago.

In name only.. missing the crazy newscasts...messed up commercials...coked up corporate america... incredibly visceral guns and sinuous violence

any remake of a verhoven film is doomed to failure. i am actually waiting for a starship troopers reboot with muh diversity....

These are always the most retarded threads on Cred Forums, and that's saying a lot.

"You play baseball like a girl!"

tumblr would be assdevasted for weeks.

Obligatory

>anything Verhoven

He just won Cannes for a film with Isabella Huppert following around her rapist.

Rambo III
>hero goes and helps Afghanistan rebels fight against invading power.
>also this end of movie dedication right before the credits roll.

Also, this.

90% of Afghanistan is just normal people. The 10% are racialists that literally ruin the lives of everyone else. The US worked with the Afghan army in the Afghanistan war, it's really just a minority of retards fucking it up for everyone.

>muslims
>normal people

>not the Mujahadeen line

assuming that's true, do you really think if you went to some producers and gave them the script they would think "yeah, I bet this'll make money"?

Probably, because of diversity and Muslim acceptance and shit.

Raimi got away with a lot.

go on then, give us a remake.

don't speak such sins

Okay, I'll get right on that.

Good. I can't wait to see it.

Kazaam

Well then it's settled, I'll make sure everyone on Cred Forums knows when it's ready. I'm thinking Idris Elba would make a good Rambo.

>great.

I think you might be dumb, because they literally were lampooning people who get upset over casting choices with that character.

The main cast is 3 cis white males.

The burglars could be pro as heck and use signal jammers after they kill the power to the house they're burgling.

BLACKED

>Wild America
>Marty Stouffer nowhere in sight
What bullshit is this?

Hello, Ihab

HARAMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Scott Bairstow plays Marty Stouffer.

Every time I hear about that history channel tier 2016 film I get in a bad mood.
The only reason its getting good reviews is "lol niggers so progressive".