Patreon down to 1200

>Patreon down to 1200

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>1200 more than you make in a month

>patreon for a ded channel
youtube was a mistake

Patreon payments per vid make way more sense. Otherwize it gives insentive to just pay people for existing and they produce nothing.

>1.2k to do nothing at all
>nothing at all
>nothing at all

Basically he's getting an autism check paid for by patreon niggers instead of the goverment (tax payer funds)

You should hope that it doesn't drop below 700$, otherwise he's definitely hitting up Social Security

a semi-decent job will make that every two weeks

I only Patreon to people who have already given me hundreds of hours of awesome free stuff and put awesome stuff behind a Patreon paywall

>Spoony finally getting BTFO by WeHateMovies

justice rains from the heavens

>americans measure salary by hour, by week and by year but not by the most sensible time period - month

spoonys name ring out

who the fuck "wehatemovies"?

Link? I need all the spoony drama I can get at this point. It's the next best thing to content.

>autists are paying for an autists autism check with their own autism checks

gib source

Spoony fans are the ultimate cucks

>still gets $1200 for doing absolutely nothing forever

How is that even possible

I think the absolute worst thing about it is his horrific stubbornness.

The dude'll block you on any social media he has, like he has the GAUL to question otherwise. Like he's actually producing content.

I get it, he's preparing for Final Fantasy 13 part 2, but you're not allowed to just have this gigantic gap where you do nothing but shitpost on Twitter until then.

why is ANYONE still giving him money?

did they just set up like a $2 a month donation and forgot they even did so?

reminder that Akabur still gets $6500 a month after not releasing any worthwhile content in 3 years. And he lives in Russia so that's like 25k a month elsewhere

I am a recoverying neet and I make 400 $ a week

Not bragging just putting shit into perspective

What are you talking about? Plenty of people here measure by month.

>did they just set up like a $2 a month donation and forgot they even did so?

Yes. This is the bread and butter of Patreon, it's basically the couch cushion of crowdfunding. A couple dropps falls into it every month, along side all your other expenses like food or coffee or whatever, you never notice it.

I've never heard of any American talking about a monthly salary, not in a movie, not in a game. It's 90% hourly and yearly. Which was always bizarre to me because rent and bills are presumably monthly

>gets 1200 a month
>for free

Janny's wet dream

I've only been working my job for seven months on the lowest paygrade and still make more than that.

>no new videos
>not even autistic laden "reviews" of wrasslin
>still get 1200 a month just to post shit on twitter and bang April every night

Ultimate alpha, we are all but cucks in Spoony's game

so spoony literally has $300 a week to live on? guess it wouldn't be so bad if he was living in his parent's basement or some shit, but doesn't he have a mortgage to pay for? and from what I hear his gf doesn't even work at all

jesus thats grim

That's bullshit. On average people make maybe 2000 a month.

just search wehatemovies and patreon

they just started their patreon after making fun of movies for free for like 5 years and already are way past Spoony

I wish I could make Patreon bucks for doing shitty retarded shit but no one likes my youtube channel.

24k a year is pretty below average in US or Canadian dollars.

24k pounds or euros could be livable?

That's below the poverty line here in NY. He lives in Chicago so it must be pretty close to ours too.

>tfw flying to Chicago next week

Should I go to Spoony's house and slap the shit out of him and tell him to get his lazy ass to work?

thought he moved to some nowhere town in wisconsin? would chicago not be a really expensive place to live by comparison?

>Freemoney
>Bad

Leaving Arizona was a mistake.

He lives in a suburb right outside Chicago so yeah it's super expensive. I don't know how true it is but the rumor was that it's a $300k house. Also his fans furnished it too.

I just looked at the properties of this screencap of his Patreon and it was taken a year and four days ago.

Just a few months before it was over $5,000 too. It's doubly sickening because he didn't even have to make good videos, just any videos at all and most of these people would still be donating. When this screencap was taken he hadn't uploaded a video in like ten months.

Going JewWario mode when?

>Google aprilvonlon
>Vomit internally

So what's the story here? Was that spoony's gf or something?

I'm not well versed in my internet celebrity lore.

yeah, she was a spoony fan and then they became a couple. they first met at an interview she did with him where spoony looks at her tits
youtu.be/UNEz4drv6d8?t=19m53s

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

>math is too hard

>Spoony is most likely inside of April right now.

You wanna make money Spoon make nerd porn like that one shitty Kevin Smith movie I never watched.

I get $2400 from the government as a NEET. Spoony BTFO.

I used to laugh at spoony, until I discovered Maddox's page yesterday.

Spoony's a fucking celebrity compared to this

Holy shit, Dick is making 12k a month. Maddox should be literally, unironically, I'm scared for his safety, on suicide watch.

>Dick is making 12k a month

jesus christ

in italy here 2000 euros per month is perfectly viable

youtube.com/watch?v=OeW4m76E7S0
Maddox's "expose" not only has him looking suicidal, with disabled comments and like/dislike, not only is it ridiculously shitty, humorless and paper thin, but only has 14k views, people genuinely don't give a shit, if anything it's almost like everyone that cares enough to watch this videos donates a dollar to Dick Masterson.

he deserves none of it. What a dishonest dude claiming Dick made a rapelist on (8) chan and getting him dropped from UCB.

Cool back in the early 2000's, until you saw the man behind the curtain. I hope everyone migrates to Dick's cast

Eh, I would.

>I hope everyone migrates to Dick's cast

Yea, literal "no ones" will migrate to Dick's cause. What a disaster.

The tits are the entire centerpiece of that outfit if you're not looking its more offensive really.

That's just about the most unprofessional interview I've ever seen, and I've been interviewed drunk on the news in front of a house fire I accidentally started.

What's your secret mate?

This, I get $600 what the fuck am I doing wrong? Am I not retarded enough for these people to let me live comfortably?

Probably lives in australia or some shit

he released an updated Princess Trainer free for everyone.

He could just make a review of FF9 which he mentions that he hated. He obviously doesn't realize that the only reason people liked him was because he trolled FF fans

I really wish spoony would release anything at all, no matter how shitty. Is it weird that I worry about him sometimes? Not all the time, just when it crosses my mind occasionally. My feelings towards noah vascillate wildly from hatred to pity to concern. I feel like a spurned lover, cut off from from someone If had a relationship with. I even remember getting to meet spoony in person and being really impressed by him. Maybe I'm just a weirdo with a thing for Internet nobodies.

I doubt he can get it up after all those meds and constant depression

I guarantee she's getting dick on the side

You should go to his house and profess your love for him, preferably with a knife.

I've been depressed my whole life and have bi-polar disorder.

I Jack off 3 times a day most months.
If anything, he's raping her while she tries to sleep to try and get some happiness through his dick

See the worst part is that it's not even hard to find out his real address. I just have this terrible feeling he's going to pull a jew Wario soon if he doesn't start making videos again.

Go smack him in the fuckin mouth and tell him to get his shit together bro, I got your back from here.

Yeah me too.

Are you retarded? Do you judge real life by what happens in movies and fucking video games? You just need to browse a few threads across Cred Forums to see many Americans discussing monthly salary.