THIS SUMMER
THIS SUMMER
WINTER IS BACK
TO SPRING INTO ACTION
FULL 100 DEAD NIGGERS
MICHAEL CERA IS
BUT NOT BEFORE FALL
BUKKAKE VIKINGS
COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU
FROM THE DIRECTOR WHO SAW:
IDRIS ELBA BREEDS YOUR WAIFU
THE MOVIE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE
COMING SOON
UNIVERSAL AN MCA COMPANY PRESENTS
history of the world part 2: jews in space
or
spaceballs 2: the search for more money
DIRECTED BY STEVEN SEAGAL
AND WRITTEN BY LENA DUNHAM
They never even make movie trailers with the format you idiots are parodying here. The only time I see this type of trailer now is if it's in a joking way. These types of threads might have been funny if it was 2003.
THIS user, WHO NEEDS TO LURK MORE...COMES A TRUE STORY OF
ALAN BOYCE'S
JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME
FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE
BY WAGON
INTO THE MIDST OF
HOLLYWOOD
LINA DUNHAM'S DISFORMED
WITH ADAM SANDLER AS BARACK OBAMA
INTRODUCING MBWAK NGONGU
VAGINA SHAPED FACE
WITH DAVID DUCHOVNY
WITH A HEART OF GOLD
IN WHAT CRITICS ARE CALLING
THE DEATH OF Cred Forums
THE NEW YORK TIMES CALL IT
THE WORST THREAD OF ALL TIME
ONE FROG
"BANe?" -- The New York Times
ON A MISSION TO
TWO GUYS
AND A PIZZA
THE SIZE OF FIVE FOOTBALL FIELDS
WILL MAKE HISSSTORY
FEATURING SELECT IMAGES OF STORE FRONTS
AND STREET SIGNS
AND MY SIDES IN FULL ORBIT RIGHT NOW
JENNIFER LAWRENCE
AND MY DICK IS NON EXISTENT
ALL NEW FEATURED FILM CALLED
"ALAN BOYCE: THE TRUE STORY"
WRITTEN WITH THE ALT-RIGHT STYLINGS OF Cred Forums
COMING SOON TO LIMITED THEATERS NEAR YOU
HE HAD TO GO FAST
JJ ABRAMS
WITHOUT A SEATBELT
SONIC STARS IN HIS BIGGEST ADVENTURE YET
NOT COMING TO THEATERS
vocaroo when?
AND HE WANTS IT BACK
A MAN BORN WITH A GIFT
A QUIET COUNTRY FAGGOT
A GIFT OF HIV
THE BLESSING OF FAGGOT BLOOD
IN A WORLD WHERE EVEN YOUR OWN MOTHER
IN WHAT CRITICS ARE CALLING
EMINENTLY UNWATCHABLE
"PURE OSCAR BAIT 10/10" - Jew York Times
THE MOST DIVERSE CAST EVER ASSEMBLED
REEFED FROM THE SLUMS OF WASHINGTON DC
STARRING MIKE JONES (WHO?)