THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

WINTER IS BACK

TO SPRING INTO ACTION

FULL 100 DEAD NIGGERS

MICHAEL CERA IS

BUT NOT BEFORE FALL

BUKKAKE VIKINGS

COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU

FROM THE DIRECTOR WHO SAW:

IDRIS ELBA BREEDS YOUR WAIFU

THE MOVIE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE

COMING SOON

UNIVERSAL AN MCA COMPANY PRESENTS

history of the world part 2: jews in space
or
spaceballs 2: the search for more money

DIRECTED BY STEVEN SEAGAL

AND WRITTEN BY LENA DUNHAM

They never even make movie trailers with the format you idiots are parodying here. The only time I see this type of trailer now is if it's in a joking way. These types of threads might have been funny if it was 2003.

THIS user, WHO NEEDS TO LURK MORE...COMES A TRUE STORY OF

ALAN BOYCE'S

JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME

FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE

BY WAGON

INTO THE MIDST OF

HOLLYWOOD

LINA DUNHAM'S DISFORMED

WITH ADAM SANDLER AS BARACK OBAMA

INTRODUCING MBWAK NGONGU

VAGINA SHAPED FACE

WITH DAVID DUCHOVNY

WITH A HEART OF GOLD

IN WHAT CRITICS ARE CALLING

THE DEATH OF Cred Forums

THE NEW YORK TIMES CALL IT

THE WORST THREAD OF ALL TIME

ONE FROG

"BANe?" -- The New York Times

ON A MISSION TO

TWO GUYS

AND A PIZZA

THE SIZE OF FIVE FOOTBALL FIELDS

WILL MAKE HISSSTORY

FEATURING SELECT IMAGES OF STORE FRONTS

AND STREET SIGNS

AND MY SIDES IN FULL ORBIT RIGHT NOW

JENNIFER LAWRENCE

AND MY DICK IS NON EXISTENT

ALL NEW FEATURED FILM CALLED

"ALAN BOYCE: THE TRUE STORY"

WRITTEN WITH THE ALT-RIGHT STYLINGS OF Cred Forums

COMING SOON TO LIMITED THEATERS NEAR YOU

HE HAD TO GO FAST

JJ ABRAMS

WITHOUT A SEATBELT

SONIC STARS IN HIS BIGGEST ADVENTURE YET

NOT COMING TO THEATERS

vocaroo when?

AND HE WANTS IT BACK

A MAN BORN WITH A GIFT

A QUIET COUNTRY FAGGOT

A GIFT OF HIV

THE BLESSING OF FAGGOT BLOOD

IN A WORLD WHERE EVEN YOUR OWN MOTHER

IN WHAT CRITICS ARE CALLING

EMINENTLY UNWATCHABLE

"PURE OSCAR BAIT 10/10" - Jew York Times

THE MOST DIVERSE CAST EVER ASSEMBLED

REEFED FROM THE SLUMS OF WASHINGTON DC

STARRING MIKE JONES (WHO?)