Earned a million just to pose nude

>That article about her filming The Canyons makes it all quite clear.
Do you mean this one?
vanityfair.com/hollywood/2013/08/the-canyons-lindsay-lohan-producer
Cos im a couple of paragraphs in and it's a worthless puff piece so far.

>The Canyons (2013) $6,480
wut

Home Alone is like the most successful kids movie of all time, so it's not a surprise Culkin rode through his coke binges and came out with some money at the end.

He also probably made good money from MJ pedo hush money.

And he's probably got a better agent.

Lohan looks and smells like hot trash.

>Lohan looks and smells like hot trash.
"no"

are royalties still a thing? i'm sure lohan is still making 6 figures a year

Now she does, her ass looks like a couple of dried up day old fried eggs.

Why the fuck was that rich dude engaged to her

She was paid $100 per day, all the actors were.

Nvm, found it.
mobile.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html

>The actress [Lohan] will get $100 a day and an equal share of the profits, but no vote in decision-making.
Hey had no upfront, convinced her it was gonna be big, it flopped, guess who gets no money.

Yeah she was in some real classics that get aired all the time and just keep selling.

whats why i jerk it to beastiality and interracial cuckold which is basically the same

>He doesn't fap to furry vore porn
Normie detected

Probably mutual enablers?

So what is that after taxes and paying her agent and PR agent? Maybe $15 million?

I am talking about compared to MAJOR stars who are earning $50 per year and are worth hundreds of millions, you faggot mong.

You don't make royalties for movies. You get paid a one-time upfront fee in 99% of cases.

>$50 per year
$50 million per year ****

Even when someone gets residuals the Hollywood accounting system kicks in and nothing gets paid out. (See the classic example of empire strikes back never making a profit according to the totally legit accountants.)

>tfw she has been your one and only waifu since mean girls, and just want to hold her and help her through her issues but shell never even know you exist
i-it hurts bros

>tfw Cred Forums is retarded and posts your happy pepe instead of depressed pepe

>combining your Pepe emotions into one folder

How to spot an amateur memester 101

STOP POSTING RACIST WHITE SUPREMACY FROG RIGHT NOW

THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR RACISM

I've got a huge inheritance for my recently deceased dad, and I'm gonna kill myself soon anyway. Do you think if I paid her 50 grand she'd let me fuck her?

Go away Hillary

At the moment, probably yes.

>not creating your own pepes

Might want to hold off on investing actually. Bond market is scary right now. China might have to sell off their US bonds which would undercut current bonds being sold, driving the price down to virtually nothing. Best wait till their economic move is completed and the fallout is known, maybe a year from now. Then it will probably be a great time to pick up the pieces since the value will either be real or over sold.

Thank you for making this board safe again.

I should add: for 50g you can fuck a lot more hotter women on a regular basis.

shut the fuck up

How can an esteemed frog of color be a symbol of white supremacy?

The irony here is that Pepe marched with Martin Newt-ther King Jr. and Salamalcom X in the Million Toad Hop to end Jim Croak laws and has suffered being called a 'phib and a 'wog for most of his life. Read a book sometime.

China (and the rest of us) are in for a meme-tastic time if Trump wins.

How can it be that bad, Spectre only came out last year?

Interesting peep

Mind if I save it?

Is this fresh pasta?

>for 50g you can fuck a lot more hotter women on a regular basis.
Yeah, but they wouldn't be famous. Being famous is 99% of the allure, not looks.

But not as special as Lindsay. And she still has some grade A sagged tits.

>tfw made about half of the pepes used on /got/
"Feels good, man."

Poor shame. She was actually very talented and sexy as fuck.

You know those celeb net worth sites are just ass pulls, right?

good article t b h thanks f a m

This has to be the best behind the scenes article ever written. Lohan is such a piece of shit and it's impossible to paint her in a positive light.

Just saw some pics she still looks A1

>Culkin at least is still respected and actually a good actor,
no

I miss Lohan, she used to be so so so pretty.

How did you not learn this during green history month?

anyone got that screengrab where it looks like she's hosting some Nickelodeon or MTV request show (with another actress cropped off to the side) and she's wearing this really tight pink t-shirt with a rainbow on it?

she came out pretty ok in the article t b h, I'd expect worse

Pretty good. It's going in my pasta folder.

10/10 article, any more like that?

Wow that was a hell of a read.

...

Haven't heard much about the girl who played her sister (the one on the left) in the Parent Trap other than she retired from the show business and lives in the south of France with a rich Belgium banker.

Where's her chin?

...

Where's the nudes?

I guess but it definitely confirms her lack of work ethic and hugely inflated sense of self worth. Completely delusional about how far she's dropped since 2004.