Cast Idris Elba in a movie

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give the people what they want

Since it's pretty much inevitable at this point, I'd rather at least have based Idris Elba than some random nig.

because neckbeard amerifats are afraid of the black man

I wouldn't mind. Also the Cred Forums butthurt would be glorious.

this, i'm sick of these edgy faggots, maybe when trumpo loses they'll turn it down a notch

The wise janitor who teaches a bullied kid martial arts.
The movie shall be called Ninjutsu Nigga.

it'll only get infinitely worse
gook moot should delete Cred Forums when Trump loses

Oh, and it'll be set in the 1970's.

New bond fan script I'm working on. It stars Idris Elba as bond.

>The opening scene should start with muslims morning call to prayer
>Looks like typical arab market place
>explosion
>Elba crashes through window out into the street
>bunch of muslims wearing robes give chase
>they are waving curved swords at him
>He jumps and grabs onto a red double decker bus and escapes
(See he was in London the whole time. That's what we call in show business the old bait and switch)
>Idris goes back to HQ
>Q:Oh do take off that ridiculous mask, 007
>Elba removes face...it was a mask the whole time...it's Daniel Craig . He winks at the camera
>cut to: James Bond theme song

Simo Hayha

How would Elba pronounce "perkele"?

With a perfect Rautjärvi accent.

Haha that would be great.

On a serious note, id like to see him play another agent, like 008 or something and have references to 007

009, Bond stole his car in Spectre.

Ebla would speak English in the movie and not that meme tier Mongol language.

Beasts of no Nation prequel, Commadant's origins.

Watch Bastille Day, he plays a CIA operative that plays by his own rules, it's not amazing but I wouldn't mind seeing the character again.

Elba's singing at the end was TERRIBLE tho.

youtube.com/watch?v=fy_amyPni0Y

Every single movie

>Dr. Naw
>From Harlem Wit Love
>Blingfinger
>Thunderblacked
>Live and Let Drive-By
>The Nigga With the Golden Gat
>The Spy Who Loved My Wife
>For Black Guys Only
>A View To A KFC
>The BBC Delights
>Licence To Cuck
>Trayvon Never Dies
>The World Ain't Not Enough

>Cast Idris Elba in a movie
The dark tower

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BLACKED video with taylor swift

Would pay to see.

fucking disgusting. I am expecting a manly man Bond like Elba and you had to ruin it with grandpa Craig. Fuck you

I would love to see that, with the song "Shake it off" playing in the background

ayy

the meme will never die.

Hang 'em High

Home alone

Idris Elba as Vercingetorix

Elrond in LOTR

The Dark Tower as Roland Deschain

>the nigga wit the golden gat

Gandalf in LotR remake.

Green Lanturn after Cyborg gets killed off in the first justice league movie.

Thread and all it's (You)s belong to me now.

>DUDE
>HOW ABOUT WE CAST THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT IS SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO BE WHITE AS A BLACK GUY CUS DIVERSITY BUT MAKE THE ONE BLACK CHARACTER WHO ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH STRUGGLES FOR BEING BLACK, AN AMPUTEE AND SCHIZOPHRENIC WHITE LMAO
>THAT'LL SHOW THE RACIST BIGOTS

I'm afraid I don't have the power to. I don't work in hollywood. I'm sorry.

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Off yourselves.
The only reason you won't admit that Cred Forums is right (as always) is because it absolutely terrifies you.

My fucking sides

You think King at this point cares? He's getting PAID.

top kek

Moon-Man : A mysterious 3000 year racist-being

As MoonMan of course.

MoonMan MoonMan Can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I like your racist ways
I guess that's why your mom is black and you are soo great

>SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO BE WHITE
[citation needed]

he has light blue eyes, often referred to by characters and Stephen King as "bombardier's eyes."
King even fucking said he looked like Clint Eastwood

Jesus in Passion of the Christ 2: The ressurrection is near

Doctor Who, The Doctor!

i cant believe you reported me over cuck roulette you cuck, i saved your thread

want me to post it again you fag? lol