Waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time

we've always been here faglord. You just post in gay threads V:/

It's probably not what you want to hear, OP, but I got the same thing out of Shame, mulled it over for a while and suddenly realized just how liberating it was not having to worry any more about *not* particularly being any of these things.

>handsome men with large dicks are incapable of feeling sad

Whatever. I'm just visiting for the horror movie threads. Feel free to spam your frogs.

Does Fassbender really have a large penis?

wahhhhh woe is me, I can't use my big dick and handsome looks to bang some cougar with lots of money and afford psychotherapy sessions with the power of my big dick and handsome looks wahhhhh

Pic related, it's literally you

If you knew either of those boards well you'd have picked up on how they're like moribund universes empty of everything but the ourobouros desperately devouring itself because there's nothing else available.

The depression has nothing to do with being handsome etc. We are just giant chemical machines, something goes wrong and you just end up being sad and miserable.

>live an objectively good life
>"I'm so sad! You would never understand!"

I really wouldn't have thought so. He spent a lot of time lolling about nude in Hunger and while his dick didn't look comically small it wasn't notably large either.
(Of course that was on the slack.)

>Implying banging chicks is the only important thing in the world

Guess how I know you're a virgin.

Having a big dick is not the best all the time.

Trust me, self experience.

It's obvious this "film" was made by a filthy nigger, at the behest of a Jewish production company. If a respected white director for a non-Jewish production company made it, it would have been called Pride and he would have felt not guilt, whatsoever.

Hell, he would have fucked his sister because that's the power of the handsome, white man with a biggus dickus.

It is best most of the time, normie.

And what are those objective standards, user? Tell me.

>being handsome
>having a big dick
>banging hot chicks at all times

All you need to get ahead in life.

>If a respected white director for a non-Jewish production company made it, it would have been called Pride and he would have felt not guilt

fucking kek

yeah same

>Be me
>7.5/10 6' tall with a 7" dick
>Still a virgin because of crippling social anxiety and low self-esteem

At least I'll be attractive once I apply myself, r-right?

Shut up, cunt.

Just bee yourself bro

>What's the deal with the massive reddit presence on Cred Forums right now? I haven't browsed this board for few months.

When I was in school there was this giant-dicked kid in my class who was cripplingly shy and self-conscious about his giant dick. The more shut-in elements on Cred Forums always assume having one means you're automatically some class of sexual aggressor, which is unalloyed bullshit.

You mean it was average?

What exactly is the argument against this? Handsome men with large dicks are treated better by everyone in society and have much less reason to be sad.

Cred Forums truly is the shittiest board on this website.

Did you suck it?

Fucking hell, normies have gotten to the point that they worry that their dick is too big.

People try to pretend that they are not shallow and that these things don't matter.

>what is the hedonic treadmill
Having it all and it not being enough must be fucking shithouse. With nothing to aspire to you'd have nothing to distract you from the fact that you're 50 years away from worm food. This is why shallow people are happy people, despite what we're always told. They can be content with not very much at all.

There isn't any

You're just trying to shit on those boards when Cred Forums is just being Cred Forums

no but UR MOM lel

Speaking from experience, degenerate sex is an empty void lacking in satisfaction and love.

You're waifu a shit

Boo hoo

bullshit, there is and you know it. Cred Forums in particular always talks about how "Cred Forums is rightful Cred Forumsack clay" and shit like that.

Tons of celebrities who did those things killed themselves out of misery though. Applying occam's razor, which do you think is more likely? That either that those people were exaggerating or faking when they shot themselves, or that there's more to life than banging chicks?

The former, with lots of drugs.
You can deny it all you want, you know I'm right.

Would you rather think there was a present for you to open under the christmas tree or open it and find a demon that rips your heart out?

The only winning move is to return to love and compassion through marriage and family.

...

Great. I'll have wanting to kill myself while having sex over wanting to kill myself not having any, then

Drugs rotted their brain

You need to find love and a wife

It's almost impossible thanks to jewish media polarizing males into degenerate hedonists and shut in virgins

That's really sad man. I feel so sorry for you.

Seeing as how Cred Forums consists of mostly sexually depraved losers, of course they're going to put sex on a pedestal and pretend it's the only thing that matters.
They can't comprehend when a normal person who has regular sex, still manages to feel unfulfilled. But they fail to realise there are more aspects to life than just sex, like:
>Having intimate connections with people
>Friends and family
>Knowledge and wisdom
>Having a job you like
>Having confidence and high self-esteem

damn! look at that BWC!

desu it's not large if he's a shower.
But if he's a grower, then yeah...

>Having intimate connections with people
>Friends and family
>Having confidence and high self-esteem

These are literally solved by being handsome and having a big cock.

would give the succ/10

Are you really this dense? Explain to me your line of thinking.

you are literally retarded. take your special snowflake bullshit back to /r9k/ please.

did you even watch the film m8

The fact that they have to show his big dick was to show it was not an overcompensating issue (making the problem much more superficial).
the fact that he's handsome too, he can get girls but still, he has to fap all the time and call prostitutes.
It's to show addiction, if the guy was looking like jim norton with bobo's penis, the meaning of this movie would have been totally different

kek

honestly i don't know why people don't shave desu. makes your dick look bigger

I thought I was eventually going to find a wife and love until I realized I was in a never ending cycle of degenerate sex with no meaning other than chasing orgasms and avoiding pregnancies/diseases. It's the big jewish lie that that lifestyle is fulfilling to an honorable man. It is a way of life more fit for a degenerate beast.

Sadly it is even worse for the women that fall for feminism. I can turn my life around and have many years more in my prime. Women my age would have already peaked and would now be entering depressed desperation mode.

You are seriously obsessed with dicks and I think you are secretly gay or a slut.

>You know I'm right because I believe it to be true there is nothing but my subjective view on the world

Oi nuh

>caring about how big your dick looks
>call yourself a man
>deny that you are more akin to a little girl or a faggot
Kill yourself

>handsome as fuck
>rich
>girls fawning over him
>huge cock

am I suppose to feel sympathy for this?

>be handsome
>everyone wants to be with you and become your friend
>choose any girl you want and start a family

There.

Run out of arguments?

when will be next steve mcqueen and fass kino ;_;
Also what happened to the tv show he was developing?

You are seriously deluded. I didn't even think this level of reality-distortion was possible. Are you baiting or do you honestly think handsome men can pick everyone to be their friend and wife?

>Handsome, Rich, Depressed White Man: the Movie
More of a joke than Lost in Translation.

>Argument
>Uhm they exaggerate because i say so
C'mon dude, you can't be this delusional

Did everyone miss the addiction aspect in the film or something.

i'm afraid of getting nicked in my balls. i do trim though

This is literally an /r9k/ thread though.

do it very gently then. like caressing a baby's butt

They can do so, yes.

>delusion
I call it fact.

shame to not know? maybe. now tell me the title, don't be a jerk.

Yeah well they're all retards. Even if they don't want to bang chicks all the time, they won't be ostracised for their looks and they have all the resources they need to get more out of life. I don't care how tumblr it sounds but you're a fucking moron if you don't use your advantages to make the most out of life.

Shaving our balls is really fun. You just have to make sure to never, ever let the razor slip sideways and you're fine - your scrtum is actually really resilient towards razorburn and the like. Just sort of grab a section of it and stretch it out and firmly run the razor over the area. It feels great after you're done.

I'm and your opinion is bullshit.
>inb4 you're not that handsome
I've been called good looking by numerous girls and guys on /fit/.

>tfw 6"4 with tiny 5" dick and beer belly
>tfw still getting laid regularly

Srsly user all you need to get laid is not be piss poor or disgustingly ugly. Being able to start a conversation and maintain it is the most important part though, your anxiety's the only thing holding you back senpai. I have low self esteem too and still get pussy.

same here. and no.. if there will be one, the best, she will just use you and break your heart and mind and rest of your ego

Thanks for the two (You)s.

>Rich
>Handsome

>Muh job and confidence issues

Fuck off, it isn't all about sex, it's the fact he is at such a great place in life yet he acts like he can't be fulfilled. For rich, handsome people, the world is their oyster, so no, I will not feel sorry for them.

What's your secret user? I'm 20 years old, college freshman so there's plenty of poontang around me.

>your anxiety's the only thing holding you back senpai.

not him but I think everyone who have anxiety/depression realizes that.

The hard part is getting rid of those issues.

Just be yourself dude.

It's literally a Cred Forums thread you fucking retard

Don't use the word "literally" like that

lift brah, lift and have confidence

But that's simply not true. I know unhappy rich people and happy poor people. People in prehistoric times weren't unhappy because they didn't have money or a tv or whatever the fuck.
Happiness isn't solely dependant on your material possessions. It's a combination of both external circumstances and internal well-being.
If you're rich or handsome or whatever the fuck, and you're depressed your life sucks regardless.
Just that YOU'RE ugly and YOU'RE poor, doesn't mean it's impossible for anyone else to feel unhappy.

>White

If anything, this movie proves that privilege only comes from good looks and economic status.

Buy a book on cognitive behavioural therapy. Any book as long as it's legit and scientific. It works wonders and also gets rid of all the stupid opinions you've accumulated on Cred Forums regarding women, hollywood, jews, black people, other people, politics, gays, etcetera.

Weak minds should not reproduce

Only women and gays should care about dick size/height/all that faggy chick stuff

Strong minds realize that women and fags will always just side with the victorious straight males and thus all that matters is being the best man you can possibly be.

Beware jews, this knowledge is spreading.

Yes, of course! Just nullify all those contracts that basically say the company owns you and use your money to do something you can't really think of because you've tried every hedonistic approach under the sun.

It's like you faggots are having a contest to see who can say the most stupid thing and have someone buy it.

>It's an abstract kind of sadness

He can afford a therapist, but I'd recommend a year of living without those "meaningless" possessions while wearing ugly prosthetics, then maybe he'll appreciate being able to use his advantages to make life better for himself.

>Depression and anxiety are abstract
They're actually very well developed psychological concepts but try again.
>"Hurr duur you can't feel bad because poor people have it worse!"
Logical fallacy.

Seconding.
Being tall and handsome certainly helps, but its confidence that gets you through in life.
I'm a short, neckbearded, dwarf-lookin mongoloid, and even I'VE managed to get fucking laid.
If I can do it, literally anyone can.

No secrets. You just do it. Usually when I hit on a girl I just go and say hi and the rest comes naturally. For example a week ago I approached a qt at the supermarket said hi, never seen you here before the usual bullshit and then asked if she studies. She said she's a makeup artist, so I said I'm having a drag show next weekend and I'm going to need her number to have her do my makeup. We laughed and she gave me her number.

Hitting on girls is really simple once you get past the fear of rejection, be prepared for that too cause you're going to have to deal with no quite a few times, which is pretty easy if you're not a faggot that holds onto negative shit. A recent personal experience dealing with that was in a club. We danced with a chick talked a little but she was clearly not interested, so I talked to her a bit more laughed a little and then left and never bothered her again. She even said goodnight on her way out. Women appreciate men who realize they've failed and don't hold onto things like leeches.

Thanks user, all of that makes sense. I have no problem talking to chicks but fear of rejection always prevented me from showing any interest.
>If you're not a faggot that holds onto negative shit

Bingo.

It's amazing that we can speak the truth and betas will still deny it in order to feel like they are a helpless victim as they fap to cuckporn and smoke weed while wishing they were taller and had a bigger dick.

By your logic:

Everyone living in the west should be insanely happy because we are much better off in comparison to the rest of the world.

Everyone who has all their limbs and their face has everything on it has no right to be sad because there are disabled people.

Everyone who is alive has no right to be sad because there are dead people.

Think about your retarded logic for a sec and you will realise that after a point happiness and fulfilment have little to do with material wealth or physical well-being.

See
Ignore all outside bullshit

Just be the best man you can be and the world will follow.

What inevitably defeats all else over thousands of years and thus everything follows it? Strong heterosexua males.

>I haven't seen the movie - the post

Trust me, I'm as big a REEEEEEEEEEEposting robot as the next guy but even I found myself moved by the film. More of a reflection on Fassbender's performance than sex addiction itself though. Most IRL 'sex-addicts' are just self pitying mega normies with who either want to hop on the victim culture gravy train and have no actual sources of trauma in their cushy lives or indulgent fuckheads with no self discipline who not only want an excuse to cheat on their partners but also to get loads of attention and sympathy for doing so

BOO HOO HOO HOO

That's because the mind solves cognitive dissonance always by taking the route with the least resistance. It's easier to convince yourself your life is bound by a shitty fate than to actually try to turn it around.

>Actors can't retire

What the fuck? Unless they cram millions worth of coke up their nose a month, they should have no problem choosing when to retire. Im sorry you're so averted to /leftypol/ that any discussion on privilege triggers you.

I'm tired of people on Cred Forums pretending to have 10 inches dicks.

Fassbender is 6', exactly 183cm, I compared with a full picture of him in 300 to have some scale reference.
I mesured from his heel, which is touching the ground, to the top of his head, 183cm.

Since the picture from Shame is lacking the head and feet, I scaled it so that the distance from his nipples to his belly button is the same as the one from that 300 pic. which therefore is 25cm.

This means that fassbender's dick is approximately 14cm (5.5 inches) long FLACCID.
which is pretty big flaccid, he could have a 8 or 9 inches cock when erect.

Keep in mind that he's slightly bending over in the 300 pic, so I give myself a 10% to 20% marging of error, his flaccid dick could be a bit bigger than 14cm.

Inb4 autistic, i'm just gay

>another "just b urself" advice

kek

>Tfw whenever I say I'm a virgin people assume I'm a Stone Cold Steve Autism who's incapable of holding a normal conversation.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK

From a layman's observation I'm a perfectly functional member of society. I have NEVER had a problem with just talking to girls and making them laugh, but real life isn't like the fucking movies where it cuts straight from 'hi' to them banging, I just don't understand what's supposed to happen in between WHAT THE FUCK AM I FUCKING MISSING IS THIS ALL SOME FUCKING CONSPIRACY TO KEEP ME IN THE DARK

It's also easy to say that every bad thing that happens in one's life is always one's fault.

But that is too much for normies.

Looks like he's sporting a half chub to me.

>its confidence that gets you through in life

It honestly is. Confidence and charm is a lot more important to a man's attractiveness than just physical looks. It is why Elliot Rodgers couldn't get pussy to save his life, while Henry Kissinger fucked his way through the nation's elite for decades.

Fassbender is only 5'10 though.

autistic

Confidence, charm, good looks, big dick and money you mean.

You're probably just projecting. Whenever I tell people I'm a virgin they're surprised at first and then stop caring.

They laugh behind your back,sorry.

All that should matter is being the best man you can be. Leave caring about all that gay female shit to the faggots and women you lil bitch

>It is why Elliot Rodgers couldn't get pussy to save his life

Elliot Rodgers had plenty of confidence, watch his stupid pontificating videos. He had the WRONG kind of confidence.

This idea that confidence is what you need is silly. It's not that simple. You also have meet other tenets of being a socialized human being. Most neets on this board will never do so, they don't even have the common sense to shower before they play magic the gathering

Nah, I know my friends.

No, what matters is fuck and suck.

The word you're looking for is Superiority. Most NEETs suffer from an faux-intellectual superiority complex. Fedoras, atheism, class, etc. Its all delusions to protect their withering egos and horrid anti personal disorders.

eh, not really though, he did the classic "fake it till you make it shit." He liked to pretend he was confident, but he wasn't. And he tried to substitute material possesions for confidence, it's why he was so disappointed chicks wouldn't fuck him even if he had cars/jewelry etc. That's a lack of confidence, and compensating for it. The rest was just acting the part of a confident person, but having never genuinely felt comfortable/confident in life he had no way of knowing he was so so wrong. He acted the way he assumed confident people feel, way above everyone else, because that's how he saw those people that were getting laid and had friends and shit.

but i agree that it's not just confidence. and i agree that many of the mongoloids on Cred Forums will never be able to have healthy realtionships with women, and will go through life blaming the women without ever looking within.

don't respond to sadsacs on Cred Forums
look at pol
that's what happens when they congregate

He had the social skills of Jeb Bush and the entitlement of a Hollywood elite family.

Deadly combo

>movie about man that has constant sex
>chads crawl out of the woodwork to defend it

of course

4 reals, no way that's his everyday flaccid state

Most of Cred Forums is 2 and 4 with the 3s slowly becoming them also.

1s and 5s are the extremes but very rare

your dick is probably weird and you don't matter either way, kys failed normies

Found reddit

Who gave this chimp a computer?

My point still stands you know.

Is there a 6th one in which I read their posts, laugh my ass off and close the board again?

kek
what the actual fuck is this cross-boarding mess?

At the 6th stage you become a Cred Forums poster

seriously, i'm not being racist, but you sound like most black guys i've met IRL

you need to get in control of your life friend, or your animal instincts are going to drag you to depths of depravity

no he said for YOU to go back to /r9k/

reading comprehension is hard eh

I was calling them a literal ape.

>implying the path of light isn't achieved by start at b>v>tv>pol>x and then going back to Cred Forums because /x/ has too many LARPing hallucinagen taking drug addicts to have real discussions

It;s not my fault that this is what matters. Everything anyone has ever done was in the name of pussy or cock.

How big are we talking?

You better have a 6 foot long dick if you are forlorn about what you have as opposed to my 4 inches

>I am a degenerate monkey
And you should be kept on a leash or in chains

Ok honorless monkey with no values

Get ready for chains and leashes because it's what you desire, bring upon yourself and deserve

>caring about female desires when they live based on their emotions
Kill yourself cuckold

Why do Cred Forumstards have such high opinions of themselves? Like an inverse /r9k/ where losers keep patting each other on the back and talking about how great being a worthless NEET is.

>waaaah I live in the first world and have easy access to food and water and have never witnessed a real war
>please feel sympathy for me

If you are a hot girl, I'm up for it.

>people equating outward physical aspects to a disease of the mind/brain

I assume you also believe in phrenology?

>ITT: Armchair Psychologist Convention of Chads

Yes because all non Chads are able to be pidgeonholed into one strawman but how DARE anyone ever try to do the same to you beautiful tall poppies

>Come on guys feel sorry for me
>I just had my dick sucked but I still feel sad

You should be put out of your misery

>my baseless hedonism and ultimately selfish lifestyle is unfulfilling and the assumptions about what makes life truly enjoyable were mistaken.

I would think people that call others "normies" would understand a thing or two about mental illness and depression.

Depression is a disease, not something that can be just counteracted with a supposedly "good life".

JUST BE YOU'RESELF

That's exactly what you are doing you suicidal NEET

To you "normies", it's only socially acceptable to be depressed if you're an attractive man or woman

wew

It's not depression, it's attention whoring.

I agree

So then why should we feel sorry for the Chad with the big dick? At least he isn't fighting a war and he has running clean water wow really made me think :^)

This is NEET crab mentality at its finest

Because despite what you think a bunch of empty pussy isn't going to cure your existential crisis. Not that you'll ever experience it

So instead of acknowledging that attractive and well of people can also be depressed you just pull something idiotic out of your ass and imply that I somehow agree with it?

So depression is only legit if you fulfill some specific criteria hardship and ugliness?

Imagine his big dick sliding in and out of tiny Vikander.
Mmmm

>So depression is only legit if you fulfill some specific criteria hardship and ugliness?

Depression is a contest to see who can endure the most hardship. If you lose, you don't get to complain about shit.

shat are you talking about? When did I say you can't fuck your brains out?

Yes

This is some gay autism right here.

>a "normal person" says he should be euthanized because he's NEET
>this is okay, until he agrees he should be euthanized
>then it's "NEET crab mentality"

There really is no abandoning doublethink with you Chads is there

Yes because only attractive successful tall poppies like you will ever experience pussy or an existential crisis, how lamentable

...but it's okay for attractive well off people to say I'm not allowed to be depressed because I have running water and food, yeah.

Nice doublethink, Chad

I think the robots here get mad about this situation because they think "if I had what he had, I would be happy" but that's not true.

You could be billionaires and you would still find some way into a pit of self loathing.

>There really is no abandoning doublethink with you Chads is there

Drink bleach

The issue is he's so obsessed with sex that he's willing to suck dudes off as well, so I feel some sympathy for him if his fucked up sexuality is making him suck old homeless black man asshole.

so this... is... the power... of homosexuals

Aaight.

>...but it's okay for attractive well off people to say I'm not allowed to be depressed because I have running water and food, yeah.

wut

Seriously I don't even follow what you are on about anymore.

It's why they all love BoGay Horsefag and that shitty movie where some dude dates his iphone.

You're delusional if you think this thread is anything but NEETs, unless the Chad internet defense force is here viral marketing for the normie lifestyle or something

>M-money isn't everything

You did just go there

>dude u can't be depressed if you're ugly and alone lmao just man up stupid NEET virgin at least you have food and running water
>dude only successful aggressive people like me can be depressed oh btw I have a big dick too but I'm still depressed lmao

What did Chad mean by this?

>so I feel some sympathy for him if his fucked up sexuality is making him suck old homeless black man asshole.

Is his sexuality holding him at gunpoint? Or is he just a plain old steaming hot mess?

>Seriously I don't even follow what you are on about anymore.

You don't follow much of anything, do you?

Thanks for proving my point, Chad.

There's multiple of you "haha brah I'm so cool I don't need to pretend I understand what anyone but me is saying" Chads ITT saying only you have the ability to be depressed and the rest of us proles should just shut up since we have food and running water and live in the first world.

See above. NEETs don't say "haha bro u cant be depressed u have water and food and ur not in 3rd world"

Beautiful people play life on easy mode.
They receive constant positive feedback ,others flock to them, laugh at their shitty jokes etc

As a literal NEET with a gigantic trust fund let me tell you it leaves something to be desired

>Thanks for proving my point, Chad.

Generally when someone is arguing with multiple people in one thread about the same thing, they're upset because they are getting called out on their shit. But most of the time they shut the fuck up when they can't even follow the conversation. Not you, though.

How do you size up to Fassbender Cred Forums?

howlongismyschlong.com/

n-no you're just bitter because you dont have what they have

But also at the same time you'd still be bitter if you had what they had because fuck you I'm Chad, euthanize urself and drink bleach lmaooooo

It's better to be a rich virgin subhuman than a poor virgin subhuman

Cling to your strawmen you diminutive little bitch.

Generally when someone is shifting the goalposts and pulling shit out of their ass whole chiding others for doing it, they're hypocrites.

You tell someone that they should die then when they agree you scold them for it. Do you have an ego complex like all Chads do? I mean we all know you think everyone who isn't you should die, that's obvious

>he says, after posting repetitive instances of strawmen about NEETs and "muh robots" ITT
Its always so easy to spot you types, you love your doublethink.

Okay I think I understand what the problem is.

The implication is that if normies are allowed to be depressed that somehow substracts from the depression of people who are NEETs/fuckups etc.

Which is some SJW tier victim complex bullshit.

I think I'll just go and watch SG: Atlantis instead of continuing this pointless march towards r9k singularity.

You don't even realize you're not arguing with one person anymore, you're just calling everybody Chad and blindly flinging shit.

>dude
>depression is only okay when people who dont have reasons to be depressed do it
>lmao

>dude
>strawmanning and being passive aggressive is only okay when we do it
>lmao

What did (((Chad))) mean by this?

By the age of 19 I was a kissless virgin. Once you start actually getting yourself out there you slowly start making progress. At first I got comfortable just talking to girls but like this user said I couldn't bring myself to actually ask for their number and after I actually got a few numbers I would never call because I thought "wtf am i going to say". But step by step you get there. It's not just about being yourself, it's about being yourself, growing a pair and being prepared to fail. If you just go "well, i have social anxiety so I'll never get laid" then you've already lost the game. And since you're already a loser you might as well just go for it.

Yes because how DARE I point out logical inconsistencies and doublethink on the parts of you chadly tall poppies ITT.

It's okay to strawman and pidgeonhole all non-Chads until you shift the focus onto spoiled pampered millennial Chads like you

>input my data
>almost 97% on all sizes

THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY ASSHOLE

Are you broken?

>howlongismyschlong.com/
>inches

Fucking Anglos with their meme units.

We're all broken here

Can you tell me where I can but genuine human compassion?

Sex doesn't even feel that good
Blowjobs have the potential to be amazing though

We don't serve your kind, go haunt some sad fat girls on r9k

Why do shills try to talk shit about the Path Of Light Cred Forums?

Oh that's right

Because Cred Forums is skyrocketting in popularity and improving the lives of thousands in the process

As a former degenerate loser who considered bernie sanders to make my pains go away, I can confidently say my new loyal gf and strong sense of purpose have made my life infinitely better.

>Can you tell me where I can but genuine human compassion?

Sorry, if you want any of these things you have to be fuckable.

>I'm a self-centered idiot that doesn't understand that every life comes with it's own problems

Isn't his lust over-flowing tho? Like he's truly becoming something he hates because of it?

>As a failed normie anally prolapsed bernout, I have made efforts to masturbate less and consume less of the pornographic jew

>I'm a self-centered idiot that doesn't understand that every life comes with it's own problems

Fucking 5 girls this week instead of 10 is not really a problem

Pursuing Sexual "liberation" will eventually you a slave to pursuing sex

Excuse me I am a fa/tv/irgin both here and IRL and let me tell you that lots of people want to be my friend. I have friends because I put myself out into the world and try new things and be myself. It hasn't helped me with the ladies so far but trust me, being ugly/fat does not stop you from being someone that people want to hang around and get to know.

I'll be honest, I'm not making any efforts to show compassion or understanding anymore. It's wasted on most people who just want an excuse.

/thread

>tfw pic related
But seriously, sorry about your social anxiety, I know that shit can blow the treads of the axis of the mightest Panzers.

Girls fuck fat grimy dudes all the time, I don't know what they're doing that works for anyone but I usually hear "funny" and "popular" and sometimes drugs are involved too.

>caring
>claims to not be a faggot or a bitch
Kill yourself

I can't cum unless it's inside a vagina or through furious masturbation

It also feels better to have less hair. Both sexually and just day-to-day.

i've seen this movie couple of weeks ago with my friend who has a lot of sexual experience, which in hidsight he realizes was completely unnecesarry and destructive for his ability to have meaningful relationships with women. particulary the scene when Fassbender couldn't get it up with that black chick, the only one who genuinely showed him affection, he's had that happen to him and it's not fun at all. he's 22 and already divorced and would for sure trade all of his sexual experience for a normal long term healthy relationship.
also, in case anyone missed it, there are strong implications of history of incest in main character's family, which usually leads to a ingrained feeling of Shame( wink, wink) and degenerate sexual behaviours.
all of this made me feel better about still being a virgin, lol.

You can't fuck your friends though, so who cares?
That is, Chad can, but you can't.

This is socially acceptable because you're handsome and/or successful

And that's pretty much all it takes
youtube.com/watch?v=zY-1Um1Gzzk
Stop consuming degenerate jew tricks and you will achieve everything you could ever want

Your friend is a Chad and doesn't really care about you.

>Pride
That is the most gayest fucking title ever.

People (well, "people" in this thread) would consider a Chad who's fucked his sister to be more psychologically healthy than you.

Think about that for a minute

WOMEN CHOOSE MEN BASED OFF HOW THEY FEEL

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMANS FEELINGS WHEN SHE IS ON HER PERIOD?

FEELINGS DONT FOLLOW REASON OR LOGIC

I guess he just needs to find a higher power

>Delusion
>"I call it fact"
Most delusional people do...

No I'm not. I just don't have much to lose.

As long as you do it for yourself or maybe your wife if she earns it

Doing it for others is faggotry and feminine

Your success and achievement should be for the benefit of others, not how you look

>Chad
>doesn't have much to lose
top wew

>2 friends
>NEET for almost 10 years
>live among trash and drugs
>autistic
>"You're Chad you're Chad shut up shut up and just be nice to me please reeee"

>Just another b urself advice
You must actually be a pathetic faggot to think this. If you can just accept you're not gods gift to the world and can handle some girls not being into you then eventually you'll find one that will be

>Talking about Cred Forums like it's something hot and new
>Used to worship Bernie Sanders.
Are you 14? Or trolling?

Don't pretend to be the very type of person youre making fun of, Chad. It doesn't make very much sense.

lmfao I remember this, what is the video called again?

You have to show interest. Ask them for their phone number. Touch them (not sexually) if it's appropriate. Make sure what you say makes it clear you find her attractive.

post your face, qt ;)

I can be as bitter as I want to be and you can't stop me cuntface.

> If you can just accept you're not gods gift to the world and can handle some girls not being into you then eventually you'll find one that will be

That's nice and good, but I never claimed any of those things.

Didn't you know? Strawmanning is only okay when it's directed towards unsuccessful/unattractive people like us.

>Touch them (not sexually) if it's appropriate.

Do this if you want to come off as a patronizing asshole.

>people like us.
>"We're in this together buddy! You and me, Team Failure hooray!"

If your friends are really your friends they will laugh in front of you. That way you know they don't do it behind your back. Friends are supposed to razz each other about their faults. It's how you know they're real friends. My friends make fun of me for being a virgin a lot, and I make fun of myself for being a virgin, and I make fun of them for their shit.

My dick is like 2 inches flaccid, but then fucking explodes into 6.5 inches when erect. The only girl I ever had sex with even remarked on how weird it was.

Lay it on me, Cred Forums: do I have some kind of horrible mutant penis?

It's almost like everyone in this thread is hopelessly addicted to porn and a movie trying to point out how empty that lifestyle is just isn't getting through to them.

>If your friends are really your friends they will laugh in front of you
Then I guess they are not really my friends

Albert Einstein didn't develop the theory of relativity to get chicks bro.

No you're just probably white or asian

Okay? Should I just eschew pragmatism and lie to myself instead? Chads like you would just make fun of me and call me out on it..

It's almost like everyone who isn't Chad is allowed to be pidgeonholed and strawmanned into a memeotype

Are they your friends though? Like do they make you feel like shit about yourself, can you trust them not to fuck you over?

If no to either, don't even associate with them out of convenience, they're a detriment. Delete facebook.

I'll be honest, you're just bent over screaming "fuck me Chad" at this point and there are no Chads ITT. There never were. There never will be.

>can you trust them not to fuck you over

The problem is that I don't trust anyone

>Like do they make you feel like shit about yourself

Yes, but I don't know if they do it intentionally or not

>Yes, but I don't know if they do it intentionally or not

They probably just don't give a shit. If I were you, I'd make up lies about their girlfriends and ruin their relationships.

What is it with you Chads and your latent homosexuality

Yeah what I meant to say with was that friends make you feel good about yourself the way you are. If they don't acknowledge your faults how can they make you feel good about your good points? A good friend will either compliment you or show you they care about you about as much as they joke around.

>I found a sense of purpose so that means my sense of purpose is the best there is
lmao get fucked dude, Bernie literally WAS the best hope for your country, he was progressive in a good way not in a weird SJW

inb4: cuk cuk cuk
I just hope you all know what you're missing out on

People who like women confuse me.

This seems like a step in the wrong direction matey

Sometimes, there's only one direction you can go.

>i look good so I have nothing to be sad about

The guy's life had no fulfillment, goal or purpose. He was addicted to sex in the way that an alcoholic can't go a day without drinking.

He even lets a dude suck is dick because he just can't get off that night. Kind of like how an alcoholic will drink that stuff they don't like over their usual drink if that's all that they have. It's a movie about addiction to something that is normally healthy, but he takes it to being very damaging to his life. His sex addiction ruins his relationship with his sister, she almost kills herself, he nearly loses his job, ruins a potentially positive relationship with a real person and just fucks a prostitute instead.

You guys are also missing the fact that he only has sex with people that he pays for in the movie, so his looks don't even matter in the end. The cuck even pays for camwhores.

Hillarious movie.

But why should anybody feel bad? It's the same as any other addiction, you binge on something, ruin your body and your life, wear out the patience of everyone who cares about you and die sad and alone or beat it.

If you had cramps in your uterus and a bunch of non-pregnancy hormones in your brain it's quite logical to be cranky.

>every single girl is above me and therefore only men above me can get women
This is your thought process
>Girls don't want us because the world is against us!

Masturbating comically hard.

It's not like PMS is the result of a conscious decision.

Friendships are fulfilling on other levels for different reasons. But you're obviously a troll or an asshole so you don't understand that.

I just had relations with a girl I didn't want to be romantic with. It was her birthday and I made the mistake of msg'ing her at 3am (happy birthday sorry I missed it).

After an hour drunk babbling on the phone she finagled her way over here and we did the deed. I have a decent 7'' medium girth cock but was time-travel drunk when we fucked and didn't cum.

I was sweet to her till her ride finally picked her up. I immediately tore off my bed comforter, sheets, and pillow cases and washed them.

She keeps txting me, "so seeya next year..." because she knows i don't want her.

He's a big guy

That's not true. Unless you're addicted to drugs, you always have a choice.

Für dich.

That's why there are movies about sex addiction, drug addiction, alcoholism, etc. There are stories to tell there that a lot of people find relatable. I'm not getting the hate for Shame in this thread.

But you can logically figure out the reasons a girl has PMS. You act like all feelings are impossible to figure out.

>This is your thought process
True, but it's based on reality

There are a lot of stories about addiction, because if there's anything addicts like more than the thing they're addicted to, it's talking about their addiction and why the world would be such a nice place if people only understood how they felt and pitied them for having an abundance of a substance or situation that releases chemicals in their brain that makes them feel good. Because that's all happiness is.

This. The last person I would pity are the "sex addicts"

Well user can choose to associate with people who can stab him in the back if he wants, whichever he feels is the less shitty option.

I don't want your life. Don't talk about it anymore.

This is Cred Forums, noone can fathom how someone who has had sex can have problems

Sure, some people like to self insert. But the movie poses an important question at the end. We assume he's chosen to work on his addictions by the end, but then he sees the girl on the train from the beginning no longer wearing her wedding ring. They smile at each other and it cuts to credits.

So will that just be another sexual fling, will he ignore it or maybe it turns into a real relationship? It doesn't matter what he chooses, but it matters what you will choose.

Yeah, such horrible problems

>IM ADDICTED TO SEX LOL I ALWAYS WANT TO WET MY DICK

>Why should anyone feel bad about someone filling their empty life with an addiction

Literally all addiction is because of something lacking somewhere else in life

i like the graph paper it really makes things to scale ;)

>real relationship

They'll all end like this unless he lives the rest of his life lying.

youtube.com/watch?v=DmcwbOwOTM0

>something lacking

Like what, marriage, kids, a nice home, money? Because there are plenty of addicts that have those things.

youtube.com/watch?v=wAEfeNLKwd0

I didn't use a condom either. But I didn't cum so hopefully... she ain't pregnant

Your momma should be fined for littering.

>tfw the Chads admitted defeat and abandoned the thread

If that's the case then you have no right to complain either because millions of people have shittier lives than you

If you're that autistic manlet: You don't deserve to breathe, I say this with utmost sincerity

lemao

Didn't that guy's heart explode though? Like he was lifting improperly or something?

I'm not the manlet, but I agree with the idea of suicide

he had a heart condition

why did you leave us Zyzz ;_;

Not enough to do it, see you tomorrow

Don't actors fap before showing their junk?
So that's a post-fap flaccid, which is bigger than a regular flaccid. He's cheating

Nah he already had a heart condition and steroids may have made it much worse. He died in a sauna surrounded by babes after fucking a tranny for Thai porn.

He lived the dream and has been sorely missed.

Notice how nobody has yet to tell this (YOU) how to get from point A to point B as he originally asked? They never tell you the inbetween stuff. 40 yr. Old Sperglord sort of did that what with all the "dates" and planned activities.

I just can't come up with activities......

and I'm broke

no pussy for me...

>I'm too afraid of rejection to have an adult relationship so it can't be bad to have an addiction that means you can never form a real romantic connection and are always risking STDs, pregnancy scares and false rape accusations ps I definitely cannot relate to being addicted to porn

Taking steroids when you have a heart condition is pretty stupid.

If that's cheating, he needs to

He didn't know. Sad especially for his mother who was a heart specialist.

We're all gonna make it someday...

...

>whenever I say I'm a virgin

Congratulations on making sure it stays that way. Nobody can be that stupid to actually tell people that, they will assume sure but you don't need to give them confirmation on top of that

>I compared with a full picture of him in 300

Fastbender was in 300?

Better to disappoint people from the start than later on.

>my reality is the only reality
no

Flaccid cocks do not indicate how big they may be erect. 9 inches is really a stretch there, he's likely between 7-8, which big for sure but it's hardly pornstar.

How important do you think your sex life is to people, really? It won't even be that important to the person you eventually convince to fuck you.

>the /r9k/ victim olympics host for today is Cred Forums

Awww fuck he cheated with steroids? Lame.

>he thinks people don't value you based on your sexual history

sometimes people ask these things

>I'm a NEET
>so i'm sure every single one of thousands of people browsing this board alone must be as well

But they're all missing something
You're trying to act as if their aren't unhappy marriages lmao

>waaaah muh social anxiety pls feel sorry for me

social anxiety fake. you're just a massive whiny pussy. man up

>tfw silk coinpurse and smooth boipoussi

queers really onto somehting here

nah breh, zyzz was pure natty

>implying having social anxiety and being a pussy aren't literally the same thing

it's so weird that you're calling someone out on fake social anxiety like a robot but telling them to man up in the same sentence

is this some kind of chad cyborg?

has porn really just fucked me or something, i'm about 19/20cm which is like 7.5 and i always thought i was average/just above average, isnt the average like 6.3

It's the same thing when they tell you sex doesn't matter but the go-to insult is virgin.

Yup, as Stelios, the guy who leapfrogs off Gerard Butler's back before they get slaughtered. He's Leonidas' right hand man throughout the whole movie.

>lmao

Way to completely miss the point you faggot. Some people just aren't happy, because they think happiness is more than chemicals, because they romanticize life and their existence.

No, people just don't value you period.

That doesn't make my statement false.

I'm sure you disappoint people in other ways you have no control over.

And who's at fault here?

Your parents

That's what I keep telling them user

Literally the rich, non mixed race, shorter version of me

>german
>non mixed

kek

Sex addiction is like wealth addiction