Car drives away at normal speed

>character moves his gun slightly
>cocking sound

>implying guns aren't just thin hollow plastic frames filled with skittles

>character gets shot in the head with a glock from 3 metres away
>head explodes

>character goes to the toilet
>*BWRAAAAAAPP*

name EIGHT movies, FIVE flicks and TWO kinos in which this happens

go on, i'm waiting

catwoman

>character slams on brakes
>wheels lock, car skids to a stop.

> Middle East documentary
> C&C Generals soundtrack

>Scene set in Africa
>AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT

>Flying car makes a U-turn
>Tires screech

Fuck you Corben Dallas

>cut to party scene

youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U

or

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

>Modern Warfare 2 gunshot sounds

>celebration scene
>CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON

>dramatic montage
>ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>characters orders a meal
>has to leave 5 seconds later and doesn't touch it

>leaves $50 on the table
>no one takes it

I actually saw someone do this once at a bar. I took it. It was after a paid-for party, actually made money that night.

>character is new in town
>goes to bar
>door creaks as he walks in
>everyone stares

>ugly autists that everyone hates buys a car
>everyone loves him

>I took it
you're a piece of shit

> posting worst Emma

>girl is meant to be the ugly duckling
>they take her glasses off
>WOAHHHHHHH
>they keep doing other shit like give her makeup and do her hair
>TAKE REMOVE HER BRACES

whatttt the guy thinks this is a fucking movie? just wait and pay the lady like everyone else, hotshot.

REEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH

>being gay and wrong

THEY REMOVE*********

>vietnam scene
>IT AIN'T ME

>training scene
>EYE OF THE TIGER

Top kek

>girl handed full drink
>makes empty drink sounds when she uses the straw

>late 70s party scene
>THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE

>late 70s roadtrip scene as van pulls off into the distance full of early 40s petty criminals in Texas
>SWEET HOME ALABAMA

>after breakup scene
>NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUU
>character isn't getting blackout drunk

JANEY'S GOT A GUN...

>HoMM3 sound effects

>character isn't jerking off in the bathtub

too edgy?

>character drinks straight beer
>doesnt wince

Name 1

>training montage
>YOU'RE THE BEST

>they use push it to the limit in an unironic way

I always picture the south park guy singing it, like he did in baseketball

I JUST JERKED OFF IN YOUR FRENCH TOAST

are you one of those people who insists that because you don't like beer, it's impossible for anyone else to do so

>MC gets home from a stressful day at work
>goes to mini bar and pours a shallow glass of expensive scotch
>never finishes it
>appears satisfied with his alcohol intake for the evening, perhaps even drunk

what? im just memeing friend. What kind of faggot cant drink a beer

>McDonalds uses the HOMM3 new turn sound effect in commercial
>Get a craving for shitty burgers every new turn in HOMM3

Stop hacking my brain!!

Women and, surprisingly, faggots

>character sees ghastly figure that is completely not humanlike in appearance
>describes it to people as "someone"

>Character shifts gears on his car like 20 times in a row while making tire schreech noises on gravel roads in what looks like 25mph while excessively cocks his infinite ammo gun that he never reloads

Actual scene from Ronin

>girl is possessed
>speaks in latin

>I saw someone or... something

this is rare, i saved it, this is the best i can offer back

>10 foot slenderman flouting around in the house
>SOMEONE WAS IN THE ROOM

>horse is shown on screen
>Stock whinnying sound plays
>gate/door opens
>stock creaky gate sound plays

why are movie creators so lazy when it comes to sound? Why are stock sounds allowed? It's unprofessional, you wouldn't make parts of your movie out of old videos so why is it acceptable to use the same sounds in every movie?

thanks senpai, I saved yours too

R A R E P E P E

np

>"This... this... this..........THING"

>wilhelm scream

>American movie/TV-show
>Swedish actor shouts in Swedish

>I took it

>horror movie
>rated PG

>why would a left-handed person shoot himself with his right hand?
>because it wasn't a suicide, it was murder

I did something similar except I moved so I stood in front of the money and made eye contact with the waitress when she took it.

this is now a pepe dumping thread

pic related

>movie has a shootout
>uses blanks for the gunshots

Sátántangó.

>character is a l33t computer hacker
>uses Windows
Seriously, watching people hack is a really boring lesson in how to juggle many terminal sessions.

this one only serves to annoy people... so here it is

anyone with real holo pepes here? i had one but its long gone thanks to format and not saving on usb because they weren't worth shit back then.

>dodge this

Turn up your gfx settings (shaders etc), the one you quoted is actual holo.

I feel like a retard now but thanks.

>people in movie gets killed
>doesn't die IRL

saved, thank you friend. Here, have one of my rares. This one also only serves to annoy people ;^ )

>horse gets shot
>explodes in ball of flames

Wilhelm scream is GOAT depending on the type of movie, honestly if I made an over the top action movie I'd put 5 wilhelm screams back to back

>frog evolves

>you now realize marie wilhem gets royalties and will live from one recording that took under 10 seconds to make

It happens junior, you'd know this if you had a car

>the guys penis falls out
>the girl keeps moaning like it is still in

>main character has perfect hairline

>what are stock sfx:the thread

>character takes tiny sip at a straw
>SSSSSLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP

>main character is probably riddled with sexually transmitted diseases
>frequently has unprotected sex with random women
I'm looking at you Bond

>Mission to Mars space ship
>nobody speaks Esperanto

>girl is suck off some other girl's strap-on
>both are moaning like crazy

Shit, I never thought about this. Does he have a stash of MI6 spy condoms?

>final fight is in a freezer
>"ICE to meet you"

>Doom imp is a camel grunt

>final fight is in a burning building
>"I'm on FIRE today"

>girl says it's so big
>it's skinny and short

also

>pornhub the last few months
>nothing but incest porn

STOP

I HAVE OTHER FETISHES ON TOP OF THIS

>final fight is at a beach
>"surfs up pal!"

>final fight is in a bicycle factory
>"You're becoming a WHEEL pain in my ass"

>canadian in the film

>they're friendly

>final fight is in the game final fight in the bonus stage full of ice
>CHILL OUT, GUY

>nerdy/bullied kid at school is still legitimately handsome

>final fight is at a beach
>I HATE YOU

youtu.be/XmGe8T2PRzY

>movie set in Texas
>everyone is inbred, bearded, armed to the teeth and racist as fuck

went to texas last year, it's the chillest place i've ever been (pun on weather)

>russian character a bit of a loner and good with knives

Around a canuck
Be on the look

That doesn't even rhyme, try again

>final fight is in a boiler room
>it's getting hot in herre starts playing

Around a canuck
dont be a cuck

>driving scene
>main character plays game of chicken with generic henchman
>henchman backs down

>visit motherless for some good old amature porn
>99.99% of the videos have incest titles

I don't even get why people find it hot. It's just a title. Everyone knows it's not incest.

Good job

not him but i think you missed the joke

>wedding
>audience laughs at best man speech but actors don't

> flying car speeds away
> tires screech

> car turns sharply on a dirt road
> tires screech

i dont mind the step sister stuff, i have a hot step sister and cousin who both used to crack on to me constantly.

I just hate mommy son shit, love milfs but whenever a vid is titled that way they NEVER stop saying OH MOMMY OH YOU'RE MY SON

>boat goes fast
>tires screech

>movie is over 2 hours long
>stop halfway
>finish watching it a few days later

people who jack it to sibling pron are patricians

people who jack it to mommy-son shit are psychos

>tfw do both

>final fight is in a shampoo factory
"I'm here to burst your bubble"

>never finish it

Don't get me wrong, I love me some incest stuff. But I don't get what people get out of renaming a generic video too "I fucked my sister so hard" or something.

It's getting to the point where I almost never visit the site anymore because there's just to much of it and none of it is actually incest porn.

You jest, but I'd honestly appreaciate it if they brought back intervals.

>old 90's teen movie
>see guy struggling to find porn
>realise all those jokes would never work today with smartphones

Why? Just pause the movie.

not sure what sites you visit, but pornhub tries to be pretty blatant "oh but you're my brother" kinda shit.

>we'll never get another gag about a guy hiding his porn mags

I mean at the cinema, ya dingus

>Borg cube appears
>tires screech

>tfw kinds today will never stay up late to try and catch the late night adult channels
>tfw kinds today will never rifle through clothes cataloged looking for the underwear section
>tfw kinds today will never just close their eyes and imagine whatever they want

Man. Those were some prime years when everything slightly lewd was exciting. Can't imagine how boring it must be if you have access to porn at any time, like I do now.

>not watching at 1.33x

>guy hires dectective to investigate a crime and it turns out the employer did the crime and hiring the detective was just an effort to cover it up/they didnt think they would actually solve the case

That's sort of okayish. Not really all that exciting since it's just bad acting, but it at least it has some point.

What makes me mad is just people taking any old video and renaming it to an incest video and for some reason everyone just goes with it like it's actually true.

>takes place in Western Europe

youtu.be/mUHDYlJHaOQ

>get playboy cards in school
>hairy bush
>dont even know what the word erection means
>look at them
>get a semi
>don't know how to jack off
>friends don't talk about it because we're all in the same boat
>parents don't say shit because that's creepy

Now days you would just know. It sucks hey. I hope my son turns out ok.

>Murder Cube appears
>cocking sound

TAKBIR

>guy has sex
>doesnt cum in 5 seconds

resistance is futile

>watch movie bad moms
>mom doesnt have sex with son

I completely agree.

Literally all consumer products are pointing towards less time, less attention, faster satisfaction and they expect the average marvel watching pleb (or anyone for that matter) to sit through 2 hours of non stop flicks. Its a joke.

I'm known amongst my friends to have a pretty good attention span and even I consider 2 hours long.

Most people cant even read a book for 2 continuous hours.

>posts green frog pictures
>isn't white

jackie chan desu

>Guy has sex
>Doesn't have a hypersensitive glans making sex extremely painful (for him)

i need to know who this immaculate ejaculate masticator is right now

>two characters fall madly in love and move in together
>the passion and excitement doesn't die, making them to resent one another for every little thing like leaving the toilet seat up or not washing one cup immediately after use, causing them to eventually & slowly fall out of love and feel even more lonely than when they were single

immersion fucking ruined, every time

>the girl doesn't yell at the guy until he punches a hole in the wall
how am i supposed to relate

are you me?

>guy has sex with girl
>doesn't kill her afterward while crying, "Why, Mommie, why?"

>its an inferiority complex best emma poster episode
you faggots are like clockwork

>Dragon Age Origins Fade screech

>Male character wakes up kiss super hottie girlfriend with shit morning breath.

>She acts like she's kissing fresh roses.

>guy DOES cum after 5 seconds
>she laughs at him
>he doesn't kill her with an axe and turn himself in

>guy wakes up after huge night of drinking
>doesn't let out 7 second fart before realizing girl is next to him

fuck that was awkward, one of the biggest farts i've ever done

>It's a pepe autism complaint thread
>no pepe

the first gf I ever had would make out with me first thing in the morning. She said it was because she was happy to see me.

I broke up with her the minute someone I liked better came along.

>scene takes place in Japan

sounds like youre a dick

i lost count of how many times i fapped to this

congratulations

you must have left true love from a nice lady for a soul sucking succubus that seduced you

> character has sex with woman
> doesn't deny her his essence

>Other people's attitude justify my stealing.
That's pretty niggerish pal

I down bourbon twice daily and beer is shit.

Beer is the fat bumbling Toby of alcohol.

>fight takes place on an oil rig
>A bird in the hand is worth two in the BUSH

All me :^)

>tires screech
>"yep, that's me"

Well I'm getting day drunk now. Thanks assholes! The feels are still fresh

>succubus (male)

That's a succubi

>tyres
What?

an incubus actually

He's singing and I should've been gone by journey you dingus.
>steeeeve Perry
>and I should've been gone
Hey I thought we agreed no more journey psych outs

>not drinking until you pass out

>character isn't drunk by the time his shift is over

No. It's a succubus (male)

get 'em while you still can :'(

Stop posting dumb looking pepes.

>mc is running away from monster
>stock generic roar and stomping on concrete is heard
>it's so generic youre hearing it right now manually

stop bullying pepe

Stop posting dumb looking pepes.

he's not dumb his special

Stop posting dumb looking pepes.