I recommend a full spread of Naquahdah enhanced Tau'ri explosive devices, General Hammond

I recommend a full spread of Naquahdah enhanced Tau'ri explosive devices, General Hammond.

This isn't funny for the simple reason that Teal'c never acts like a tard the way Worf did except say, when he discovered who really killed his mom.

But keep trying though

it's a daring synthesis you dip

Colonel, let me tell you about my sexual organs.

friendly reminder that Maybourne did nothing wrong

yes, yes, well done Kinsey, well done Kinsey,

HOWEVER

whoa, a power spike..

was rodney /ourguy/?

GOOLD?

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I dunno about that but he is BASED!

I am leaving. You are about to explode...

Go on, show ne

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Best character development in the show. Prove me wrong!

I recommend you keep your humourless comments to yourself shitbird

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My most hated character recurring character in sg aside from michael the wraith. Woolsey sucked.

look at those angles

>ywn be the wet stargate portal feeling those huge knockers go in first

Woolsey was an annoying faggot till "Inquisition" then he trolled the judges and became based.

He was only ever doing what he thought was right all along it just placed him at odds with the people who couldn't see that.

As soon as their goals were the same he was ruthless and driven.

He went in and "got his men"

>Okay, my name is Burke and I'll be your guide. Today we'll be looking at indigenous vegetation of Central America. Watch your step ladies--we're not in Minnesota.

Enrico Colantoni is awesome.

shit taste in gum though

>they introduce a recurring fanservice character
>my dick is diamonds
>they stop using her after only a few episodes
disappointing desu

Hi! I'm Q.T.E.

but hiring a clone of her

fucking kill yourself

fire photon lasers in full burst

The singularity is about to explode?

>DUDE SHIT WITH A DIFFERENT COAT OF PAINT LMAO

sorry if not everyone thinks your garbage meme with a new hat isn't the greatest thing since shoop da woop, you niggers.

she was nowhere near as hot

>its a 'they reuse a sg-1 side character in atlantis'
im okay with this

Major Lorne ended up being one of my favorite characters by the end of SGA.

based major manlet

>carter will never force herself on you in the locker room

that tank top was never seen again
rumour has it the asgards stole it for 'research' purposes

apology not accepted, go be miserable offline

one of the crew definitely kept it as a jizz rag.

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i fapped to that scene so much, that part was all fuzzy because of all the rewinding on the VHS

literally, canonically, a semen demon
early stargate was ahead of its time

ayy

Given the fact the writers made him king of his own planet I'd say this isn't a matter for debate.

you fuckers better not make me download all SG series...fucking assholes

>he doesn't have all of Stargate on his HD

nuclear wessels

>Ayy Teyla I rented a movie for us lmao

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