Wear no armour and carry no weapon

>wear no armour and carry no weapon
>get easily overpowered by an average man with a bat
>vulnerable to water

even these demons/aliens were just there to scare people, I'm afraid they failed to achieve their goal

>inb4 the toxine

send Brock Lesnar a gas mask and he can take care of their entire species on his own

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That CGI really holds up. ;^)

swing away

they were demums :D :D :D

>weakness is water
>they decide to invade a planet covered in water

dank

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
M A D
A
D

>land in florida
>get rained on instantly
>entire species that has travelled the cosmos for millions of years erradicated

Isn't there constant water moisture in the air?

God that movie was terrible.

They're demons

Everything in the movie pointed to them being aliens.

>demons make crop circles

for what purpose

>Everything in the movie pointed to them being aliens.
Only to a post-religious modern technological society.

even son, why would anyone be scared of a demon they can take down with their bare hands?

Because they regained their faith.

just look at their design

why the FUCK do old "s" 's look like f's

jfc

>design

>no evidence of advanced technology
>no weapons apart from some biological gas
>no armor/protection despite no immunity to holy water
>"ships" are never seen
>can't cross thresholds (locked doors) like evil spirits
>are more mischievous at the beginning than outright malevolent
>suddenly appear and disappear from crop circles (demon portals)
>an ancient way to defeat them is discovered in the Middle East

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s

>invade a planet which 70% of it's surface is lethal, on which half the time such lethal substance falls from the sky randomly, which fauna can eject such substance from their mouths almost at will, etc
>without any protection
Retarded

>Being demons makes their weaknesses and intention to invade literally their nemesis land without any protection less retarded
Why?

They weren't aliens. They were demons. The water was holy water. The end.

Demons aren't known for their intelligence

The signs ayys coming to eat us would be like humans trying to eat a xenomorph. Do you want to fucking melt?

Brock Lesnar with a super soaker would basically be a nuclear bomb to them

>baseball bat
>bare hands

I'd be the pitcher if I were you.

I didn't know you could beat the shit out of a demon with a bat. Really makes all those people who needed the aid of God and Jesus seem pretty weak.

Strength beats faith.

Why don't we just find Satan and kick his ass?

This is why he's hiding.