INTRODUCING.........THE JANITOR!

INTRODUCING.........THE JANITOR!

I SAID I'M THE HUMAN HOTPOCKET

Except Peter was paid for his appearance.

>"Wow, you're a janitor on Cred Forums?"
>"That must be a lot of work. How much do they pay you?"

Not as much as he expected.

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>tfw not a janitor

>he did it for free
>hiroyuki tried to do it for cash
>Cred Forums is still dying

peadoposters stay butthurt

>"So, your son is a janitor?"
>"Well, kind of... It's actually online, something to do with Japanese cartoons. I don't really understand it."
>"Does he like doing it?"
>"He likes the cartoons, but whenever he's working, he seems so... upset. I hear him yelling in the basement."
>"Well, work can be stressful for everyone. Does he at least get paid well?"
>"...
>He does it for free"

Janitors don't delete pedoposts because they ARE the pedoposters.

DONT NEED CUNNY
DONT NEED BANE

DONT NEED A SALARY TO MOD THIS SHAME
HE EATS HOT POCKETS
FOR FUEL SOMETIMES
AND HE MIGHT JUST WASTE HIS LIIIIIFE

THATS THE SAD LIFE OF MODS

>He does it for free.

...

When g00k eventually kills Cred Forums, will we finally be free? At long last, will I be free?

BANESAW IS READY

most of us will end up like the old dude in Shawshank

>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

GET UP GET UP YOU LAZY KEK
PUT ON YOUR AUTISM SHOES
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO IT FOR FREE
WITH A HOT POCKET TO YOUR NOSE

PLAYYY TIME

harsh

*laughs*

>I'm about to attack you from behind while you are completely unaware, godspeed spiderman

What did Norman mean by this?

I've never been to Cred Forums, but I get the feeling this is some sort of metaphor for posting there

...

>is he here for the price?
>no he does it for free

>the human spider? What kind of gay shit is that?!

How did Raimi get away with this