Kissing scene

>mom

...

>have sex with mom
>don't talk to her for one month
>talk to her next month
>she wants to have sex

post more NOW

>ANOOONNN WANT MILKIEEESSS GIVE user MILKIES NOW REEEEEEEEEEE

None of this actually happened.

who pls

Kekeles

>be me
>be born
>mom push hard i go out
>my penis touch her vagina on the way out
>cant look her in the eyes ever since
>im incest
>mfw

this shit shouldn't be as funny as it is

>kissing scene
>suggestively lick my tendies and wink at mom

Does it make you uncomfortable user?

Ava Addams

its not.
you might have autusm

>Born September 16, 1981 (age 35)
sheesh i thought cum were anti-aging she looks at least 42 and a ahlf

thanks family

kill yourself

>not fucking your mom
why else be neet

I too would like milkieeesss.

can we have some nice mommy porn links pleseze?

please rate my mom and sister

I'd rather your mum, to be honest.

nice me too

forgot new pic

YOU'RE A GROWIN' BOY!

A GROWIN' BOY!

>first ever memory is of uncle sticking my entire dick and balls in his mouth

>Come home from school early
>Mom is watching a pirate butt fuck some girl on tv

she had the nerve to tell me to walk away

Was that a butt pirate?

:(

nah he was balls deep in those sugar walls

Is this from a movie?

>watching tv with my family as a kid
>mom and sister keep putting their bare feet on the coffee table
>become patrician as a result

damn

I read a thread on Reddit from a guy who actually fucked his mum on a regular base. He cooperated with a psychologist for research, and that psychologist confirmed his story in the same thread.

Could you maybe link that thread or something?

> mom pretends to not understand sex joke and asks you to explain.

If you see the bottom left corner, it's for Vanity Fair

DAMN, CARRIE FISHER LOOKS LIKE **THAT**

Did their feet ever touch?

Found it.
reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

Cheers buddy.

do you mean marry her?

i would

>:(
kill yourself

thats when you feel her up. dont you know nuffin? thats a clear signal bruh. go for it. shes is ready to go

>impying the psychologit wasn't him Roleplaying

Pretty sure she's shaved a couple years off of her age.

>kissing scene
>mom puts her lips on mine

>older cousin lives with us for a bit
>home alone with her, watching tv
> shes on the couch and im laying parallel to it
>she puts her feet in my face and asks if I could kiss them
>unlock patrician status
I'm right up there with tou buddy.

Explain orally?

>Well, without giving away too info, I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.
>probably the most blatant of common plot devices for mother/son incest stories
Fake as fuck.

I'd slip those yentas some kosher meat.