Cast Mulan
it has to be asian
Cast Mulan
it has to be asian
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Fan Bingbing or Zhou Xun.
the chick from scott pilgrim
something something idris elba
scarlett johansson
>the chick
reported for hate speech
that was uncalled for
Idris Elba
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Ann Ching Chong Dong
London Keyes
Lucy Liu
Mary Elisabeth Weinstead
The only right
London Keys for stunt scenes when she gets forcibly undressed by the prince guy and the troop guys and get gangbanged also a 3 hour special segment where she gets kidnapped by the hun big bad and becomes his sex slave for 12 years
What if we cast a man as Mulan and therefore invert the drag?
>cis white male
kys
I find this extremely offensive. I know its a troll post but honestly why is this the only thing your minds go to?
The tall bitch
Hi, Reddit!
If I cast Mulan, I'd cast a bunch of no-name Asian-American actors, with some famous Chinese actors thrown in. I think trying to rely on the same small stable of Asian-American actors for every Asian role is ridiculous.
For the part of Mulan, is a good choice.
Jackie Chan in a wig.
I dont want no trabbel!
>Fan Bingbing
I wouldn't believe it
I actually did a Google search because I thought you were just making up a racist mockery of a name
Oh is that supposed to be funny? That's exactly why you can't get laid and you ckme on this website to dish out your never-will-happen sex dreams, you pathetic bitch
Calm down shithead
>nobody has mentioned any girls who could even pass as men
will you leafy faggots ever just fuck off?
all chinks look androgynous
>Zhou Xun
Dear god yes
That little cutie who played Katana in Suicide Squat
>inb4 japanesewashing
b-but muh Hollywood bowing down to Chinese overlords or else their movie won't be shown in China
>Ann Ching Chong Dong
I wouldn't believe it
I actually did a Google search because I thought you were just making up a racist mockery of a name
>casting a nip as Mulan
>getting China money
pick one
I'm going to laugh so hard if Hollywood screws over the asians again and casts a "diverse" crew without actually casting more than 2-3 asians
They are doing the same thing with Deathnote. Anime based in Kanto and uses Japanese mythology. Everyone is asian
Hollywood changes it to Seattle and casts the main guy as black and has maybe one asian.
Brenda Song makes my dong long.
Agreed, She was the only member of the cast who had anything to lose from the film sucking. Zack Synder fucked up her chances of going big and this might be her second chance.
>Projection: the original series
Idris elba
You're a gay.
Fucking this, she'd be perfect for it.
Unfortunately that would create a massive shitstorm because a jap would be cast as a chink.
>>The Role she was Born to Play.
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Claudia Kim tbqhwyf
It's goddamn disgraceful, wouldn't be suprised if they cast Mulan as black and then set it in Detroit
Arden Cho, if not the bitch from BvS who was Lex's assistant
Haii!!
fucking wat...because mulan is 2D you wanna hire pan-face?
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Triggered
China is full of those names. They have a soccer team called Qingdong Chong Ding
but Brenda Song (korean) wouldn't?
>You will never be dominated by Go Go
>Go Go will never rip your guts out of your body through your anus after cumming too soon
God damn it, JDIMSA
Brenda Song isn't Korean. She's Hmong/Thai-American.
>asa akira
Gong Li, I don't care how old she is
She could make a decent Mulan, but I think Brenda Song was the better suggestion (especially considering her Disney past).
too old
Someone get this hothead outta here
Grace Park still looks 25
And we could name it some like it hot
I'd watch that
Tila Tequila, and replace the love interest with a white man.
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Are they going to sing the songs in the live version?
Hope so.
Who will play sexy Shang?
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Anri Okita
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Alina Li
>Shang will never make a man out of me
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Her.
Kimiko Glenn is the only right answer
I don't know a lot of asian actresses. Or, well.
Julia?
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Objectively,
Let's face it. It's going to be Scarlett Johansson
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It would most likely be a negress.
yes pls. pls
Morgan Lee
but seriously post more western asian pornstars, I have yellow fever but hate jav with a passion
Make her half Asian
Can already see it happening desu
jessica fucking bangkok
those eyes tho
Scarlett Johansson
Mulan - Jennifer Lawrence
Mushu - Kevin Hart
Shang - one of the Hemsworths
Emperor - Max von Syndow
Yao - Jonah Hill
Ling - Seth Green
the Fat guy - Jack Black
Shan Yu - some asian guy
Now THAT'S cultural appropriation.
Already been done
you smartass
Margaret Cho
What the FUCK did you just say about my pornfu? Nigga, get the fuck out of here! Her eyes are charming, not that you would know anything about being charming.
This.
After her sure to be 100/10 performance as the Major, she'll need another 100/10 role that she fits perfectly.
yes I'm fucking assblasted that that terrible actress with the frame of a small boy got cast as Motoko Kusanagi
The rock as the bad guy
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> terrible actress with the frame of a small boy
Wait I'm confuse, did you want an asian playing the part or not?
I didn't know Bowie was asian
Well good point, but I'm still mad at her being cast as the Major.
>it has to be asian
Haha, sure it does.
MEW?
I want to see a main picture with Go Go and that other asian bitch the bride had to fight
Tremors. The actress who plays tremors on the show "marvels agents of shield".
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon girl. Though I have no idea how she looks like now.
Those are great.
>some chinese model
woman detected.
Go fuck yourself.
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im disappointed in you all.
fucking this.
how would they disguise her as a man?
Nichole Bloom