How do you kill him?

how do you kill him?

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shoot him

Wake up

Remove the DVD from your DVD player.

Jump back and forth through a window

That one was just a paramedic. Kill him like you'd kill any other paramedic.

with love

Barring part 5 body swapping bullshit, dunk this asshole in molten lead and drop the slag in the marianas trench, let the space marines deal with his ass.

Just walk away

Have Elon Musk launch his ass into the sun.

That is part 4 Jason, mortal man.

Well, they succeeded once, but then they decided to make sure he was dead, and unburied him, impaled him, and a lightning stroke him, waking him up ala Frankenstein's monster. Bad luck, I'd say.

In the movie in-between a mental institute patient thought he was Jason.

Knock him out of the top level of a barn and hope he lands on something spikey.

Or just shoot him. He's human.

Part 5, you fucking tard

which friday the 13th is the one where he swings the guy in the sleeping bag into a tree?

that part is funny

Calm down you autist.

that scene was really dumb
1. why bury him at all?
2. his eyeballs hadn't even rotted
cue James bond riff

Seven, and it was a chick

Kill yourself

Throw him into a black hole

NO! My encylopedic knowledge of the Friday movies is all I have

Suck his cock

Give him a kiss on the lips
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The whole movie was semi meta satire with 4th wall breakings and all. Imo, third best movie.

1 > 4 > 6

cuck

Wow thats sad.

That's subjectively wrong. It's 3/6, 4, 1

Jason is a retard, first and foremost, and a murderous force of nature second. You kill him with kindness. Ginny almost pulled it off when she put on his dead mothers sweater and started sweet talking him.

Says the guy posting on a Mongolian rock collecting data base

God she's cute

Make him roommates with Amanda Knox.

4 > 6 > 7 > 5 > 1 > 2 > 3 = 8 > Hell > F VS J

The remake doesn't exist.

Throw him into a volcano.

Decapitate and dismember him, then throw all of his body parts into separate volcanoes.

Reminder

how do you pick him up
he probably weighs 260lbs

Jason Voorhees
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Height: 6'8" (approx)
Weight: 270 lbs. (approx)
Birth/Death: 1946 - 1984
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
Parents: Elias and Pamela Voorhees
Siblings: Diana Kimble (sister); Jessica Kimble (niece)

F: RM Health: 145
A: GD Karma: 76
S: RM
E: MN
R: TY
I: EX
P: AM

Powers:

Immorality: CL 1000 {Undead}
Regeneration: Un
Self-Recovery: Un
Self-Sustenance: CL 1000 - Jason has know need to Eat, Sleep, Drink, or Breathe.
Resistances: CL 1000 - Toxins, Disease, and Aging.

Weapons:
Machete: EX Damage, EX material
Hockey Mask: TY physical protection to face.

Weakness:
Fear of water {Drowning}

Talents
Weapon Specialist - Machete
Sharp Weapons

Contacts
None

I'm a BIG GUY.

Find a couple /fit/fags and offer them a blowjob to carry Jason to Mordor.

What was so bad about the remake? Fast survivalist Jason was badass, Trent from Transformers was a great douchebag and there were some really nice tits on display. Can't really ask for more than that.

With some common sense machete laws, there is no need to kill anyone

Hell is the fucking worst of the series. F vs J blows it out of the water. Shit, I'd rather watch the remake than Hell.

Forklift, bulldozer

Best girl in worst movie. How does that happen?

>no X

that's ok.

That's fine.

>he can't lift 260 lbs

Fucking weak fags. GOMAD + SS

I call upon this, my humble Savior.

Because Joey the retard at Crystal Lake is a pedophile who ravaged Corey Feldman's boipussy.

That's because you have shit taste.

Completely forgot about it. Just goes to show how awful it is.

Part 5 was everything that I'd expect and ask of a Friday the 13th movie. The only people who don't realize this are the same kind of people who think Halloween 3 is bad.

>carry Jason on your back in a fireman's carry
>get to the lip of of the volcano
>he wakes up and snaps your neck

no thank you.

Words hurt

Part 5 has a grimy feel to it. For the first time in the series they showed cocaine use instead of the more innocent pot smoking of the older entries.

you realize he'd just fuck you up worse when he's done..right?

>that dance

Cuteness overload

I fully admit to the shittiness of F vs J, but Hell is irredeemably bad. Jason has what, fifteen minutes of screentime? Only a Voorhees can kill a Voorhees? It's garbage

Who would win:

Jason vs. a gorilla

Gotta get dem neck curls brah

That's why she's Best Girl.

Jason

That's not Vera from part 3.

.45 ACP doesn't just kill the body, it kills the soul...

Shit taste. Everyone knows Violet is Best Grill.

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shes a really good dancer

Make a one-use device that sends 1000 amps through his body, done.

ive seen jason punch thru a mans chest. a gorilla might be equally as strong but doesnt have that kinda dexterity. then again i dunno how well jason focuses. id say this would def be the pay per view of the millennia.

Pain is ecstasy, my friend.

>it was a heavy day
>would you do your job and clean this up

wat do?

I think 4 was the first one to have a meta joke in it when the paintball guys in the woods put on bandanas that say "dead" on them

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That's the 6th one

I think the director had previously worked in porn so that would explain 5's seedier tone.

Ginny is the true best Friday girl, pleb.

>Weakness: Fear of drowning.

reee get out Freddy.

Why is she so cute?

I use my tongue to clean her up.

Ginny is a cute. But Violet is THE Best Girl.

I used to hate on 5, it's grown on me though. I still think it's one of the weaker ones, but it's better than Hell, FvJ and the remake.

That said, Halloween 3 is my favorite of the Halloween movies

You're goddamn right

You don't just be faster than your friends and the situation will sort itself out.

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Nice

>Tommy! Tommy, get the hell in my wet pussy

I mean, sex is fun and all, but you're being chased by a psychopath who's trying to kill you. Wouldn't it make more sense to get the hell outta there, then fuck?

Molest him as a boy.

Is that Tommy's mom or his sister? Both were smoking hot.

sounds like a plan.

The power of love will just bring him back. It solves nothing.

Sister

FUCK HIM TO DEATH

She actually might be the overall hottest Friday girl.

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Gross, where's the penis?

If you take off the mask, he will die.

faggot

I dont know

Huh? How does liking penis make me a faggot?

So true.

What Jason are we talking about

sudeikis

I love that picture so much.

Lots of rope, then lots of chain, then a deep hole, then some cement, then I'd probably build a frigging house over that shit.

>Make him roommates with Amanda Knox.

Why? Can you imagine? Our great plans come to fruition and we kill him for good only for those dumb ass Wops to give Amanda all the credit.

Preferably with sub zero or cassie cage

Lol get it

HUGH MUNGUS WOT?

Shoot him before throwing him out of a plane.

Snatch his motherfucker birthday. Snatch every motherfucker birthday.

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His weakness is his mask. You need to remove and destroy the mask while he's asleep. After that he disappears.

I can't wait for the game, got it pre-ordered.

I have a week off during Halloween, I plan on spending a few days having a horror marathon while playing.

I bet most of us are never going to even play as Jason.

Tell him he's been drafted by the Toronto Maple Leafs.

In the Friday the 13th universe Hockey was outlawed.

i take off his mask
i won't need to kill him because i won't care who he is

This, OP posted Roy the copy-cat from part 5. Freddy vs Roy would be a short film.

>kills normies

He probably wouldn't even notice me

>send more paramedics

Snatch his birthday

To his credit, Roy managed to rack up one of the highest body counts in the series.

Undesputed Friday the 13th ranking

4=6, 3, 1, 2, 7, FVJ, 8, Remake, 5, power gap, X, 9

>tfw x lost the skin pill and 9 was the highest voted

It's nice to see some people don't have such awful taste. If there was something good about part 9, it was Jason's design

See my earlier post here . Can't believe people aren't ranking the 2009 version higher. It was pretty good.

Jason X is a fucking blast, i'd rank it above 7 and 8 easily. I've masturbated more time than i can count to the virtual reality scene with the 2 hippie chicks.

Pretty good, I'd swap 4 with 3 though that's just because I love 3 and 6 equally.

Fat Jason from GtH was cool looking. I liked that his mask was indented into his head.

Forgot the pic

>look at those baby blues