All this talk about casting Mulan, cast Ariel now that Chloe has dropped out

All this talk about casting Mulan, cast Ariel now that Chloe has dropped out.

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ASR

Not possible, the tit implants can implode at high pressures under water.

nessa

she could at least bend her toes, jesus christ

Why did he drop out??? He had the perfect swimmer's body...

Will talking about pre-capitalistic tribal avant folk make women wet too?

Aw yee
Vanessa for everything

a pity we can't revert Alyssa Milano back to her teenage years

I nominate AnnaSophia Robb as Ariel.

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that is one fucking pretty girl, she would have been perfect for the role

Red headed Kristen covered in water? sounds good to me

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Ariel needs to be innocent, something Stewart hasn't been able to pull off for ages

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agreed

this

She even has the stereotypical big eyes that the Disney Princesses have.

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>that nigger nose

she might need a bit of a shave tho

>>That fur-covered face.

CHLOE WASNT IN THE FUCKING DISNEY LITTLE MERMAID

hammana hammana who dat

fur can shaved, that bitch gonna need surgery

May I present:
>>The New Little Mermaid

ASR is a little too old for this role anyway.

Well thanks for the answer asshole

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>ASR is a little too old for this role anyway.
perhaps, 5 years ago she would have been perfect

Anyway your girl there looks a bit too much like a typical stuck-up whore you might meet in a nightclub. No innocence to her at all, she'd be an awful Ariel

I thought it was in the File Name.

My bad.

They based the character design on her actually

neat

I heard that was a myth tho

how do you hold a conversation bros?

Ariel just won't be the same without the voice of Jodi Benson. She made her super likable and her singing voice is ridiculous. Gonna be sad without her...

Yeah her voice had such a sweet, virginal quality to it

Yeah, it made her sound very pure. Ariel was such a maiden. Hottest Disney Princess for sure. Also the most human one, without being over the top/annoying like Rapunzel or Elsa/Anna.

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>Hottest Disney Princess for sure. Also the most human one, without being over the top/annoying like Rapunzel or Elsa/Anna
Absolutely, and I love how they made her adventurous and and free-spirited without the "strong woman who don't need no man" stuff that they did with Belle, Jasmine and pretty much every Disney Princess after that

Fucking this.
She just seems great to be around without having an overpowering personality.
If the film was modern, they would've pulled some bullshit plot twist where she stays in Atlantica cuz "she don't need no Eric in her life to be independent".
Ariel is so based.

Why is she so smug in this scene?

Apart from being a hot piece of redhead jailbait, Ariel brought basically nothing to her relationship.
-no conversation
-no cooking or cleaning skills
-no experience with grooming
-no knowledge of human social norms or mores
-no knowledge of any kind of work.
-no money of her own, she's completely dependent on Eric
-spends her time talking to a seagull, a fish, and a crab, and somehow she's not seen as insane.
Literally her only positive qualities were her looks, and her desperately throwing herself at the first human male she sees.
And the whole plot of the movie, the whole lesson she learns, is that no matter how disrespectful and spoiled and impulsive you are, Daddy will make sure you get your way because you're pretty.

>no conversation
she gets her voice back

>no cooking or cleaning skills
>no experience with grooming
>no knowledge of any kind of work
she's a princess, why the fuck would she need these skills? That's what servants are for. She's beautiful and a great singer, qualities that will serve her well as a member of royalty

>no money of her own, she's completely dependent on Eric
Considering her father is a King and possibly a god (in mythology I believe he is related to Poseidon) I'm sure her connections will come in handy some day. Also it's not like Eric got his fortune through hard work, he was born into luxury

>no knowledge of human social norms or mores
This is a huge plus you silly homosexual. Her naivete means you could get her to do anything in the bedroom. ANYTHING

Ariel confirmed for best Disneyfu

I despise Fish People

This guy did literally nothing wrong

Liv moor. Cast the actress that plays liv moor.

cast nat or emily alyn lind

Is this from that Aussie mermaid show?

Seven vagainas

Ariel confirmed for most realistic Disney character ever

the movie is obviously aware of this the "villain" is a photocopy of her winning eric over with trivial reasons.

Anything is possible when you find a girl who got aspergers

>cast Ariel now that Chloe has dropped out.


Chloe was NEVER going to play Ariel. The studio producing the mermaid film Chloe was going to be in wasn't Disney.

Disney owns the rights to the Ariel character.
Chloe was just going to play a generic mermaid character.

You don't think so goddamn much.

Know that this won't be your LAST opportunity to talk to someone nice.

Also, 3 shots of tequila.

>tequila
Why so specific

Shit, any alcohol works. 3 or 4 drinks of anything and I'm spouting off some elegant verbosity to the nearest woman.

don't listen to that user

bourbon is the best, tequila is for women and fags

Shes the prettiest white teenage girl in the world and shes getting blacked

What did God mean by this?

I wish I could do this

No matter how many drinks I have, no matter how much weed I smoke, no matter how much LSD, shrooms or amphetamines I do, I still can't approach women

feels bad man

someone post the webm of ASR in the pool as Ariel

Have you tried therapy?
Sounds like you have some subconscious barriers stopping you from reaching your full potential.

i've managed to talk with a woman and mmake her laugh at a party once
my """"friends"""" promptly noticed this and immediately interposed themselves between us

Why would your friends cockblock you?

except that was not dinseys little mermaid

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SELKATH FUCKING SHITS

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cuz they are obviously not his friends. we are your friend user, we are.

>not the feet webm

Cred Forums isn't for you

>>Golden Opportunity Missed

Why didn't I think of her before?

I did try therapy, but after a few sessions I started missing appointments, mostly because of my work and also due to alcohol and meth addiction and I was all like "fuck it."

I have issues with women all the way back to childhood. They scare the shit outta me