Q: Has there ever been an image that better summed up the average Cred Forums poster than this one?

A: Nope

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I would gladly cum deep inside her and produce little jews

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

Its perfect

What I would give to smell those boots after she's been in them all day

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>you will NEVER be Alison's footpet
>she'll never take off her shoes and sweaty socks after a hard day on set and command you to clean her dirty smelly feets with your mouth

in NO LESS than 100 words describe EXACTLY how this scenario would play out

b-but that guy's out in public, can afford a frappe, and isn't afraid to look at women

He's balding just like me

holy shit that's brutal

someone needs to shoop that card into a four of clubs, though

>fa/tv/irgins
>leaving their house

>You want my WHAT? Get away from me, perv!

Imagine coming home after work to be greeted by an angry Alison who orders you to lick her sweaty, post-workout butthole clean.

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>he keeps watching
This is just like my korean moving pictures

>implying
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hnng
yes please
>tfw no sweaty alison mistress to lick up and down from fat jewbs all the way to her perfect toes

Why are feetfags always the worst?

that's too normal for Cred Forums

She loved footfags, she didn't say anything about huff/pufffags

picture related for "modern Cred Forums"

WTF? I love Brie now.

Do you think she ever fap thinking about how we fap thinking about her feet?

>no cuck

fuck off back to redit cuck

that butt is cute butt

>no cuck
right there

How can anyone not be a footfag after seeing pics of Alison feeties?

>no 80s jewess gf

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>average-looking dude checks out attractive woman
Nah, he's nowhere near ugly enough to represent Cred Forums.

OUTTA MY WAY PATRIARCHY FUCKING SHITS

what does jewish pussy taste like?

her butt looks tasty tobehonest
do want on my face

Heaven

Lightly salty goo

>you walk in on Brie furiously fingering herself with her feet wrapped around a phallic object and stroking up and down its length with them as she writhes and moans
What's your move?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Idiot.

Then you'd just keep going forward.

You mean 180 degrees.

I swear to Christ, the average IQ of this board has to be like 80 or something.

as a jew aficionado I can tell you that it is no different than other ladies

not even sure which way is up any more. Is that a bait reply to obvious bait? Or are you actually a retard?

I would kill Jesus to be with this jewess

Fucking newfag

I don't even know who's baiting who anymore...

"unzips penis"

Begin sucking her toes while stroking my dick

wew

Looks early 90s to me

but would you denounce your nationality and religion and pledge yourself to the superiority of the Jewish master race for an opportunity to serve as her sexual plaything?

Degenerate

>the average IQ of this board has to be like 80 or something.
If you walk away the board, the average would improve massively

Fugging newbag

>claiming a nationality
>having a religion

Just one taste is all I ask

I'd put my white pride in her heat oven
I'd nail my cross in her kosher

i see you so often

I must know, is it just you? who are you man

I'm you

i've posted in a similar format but you specifically

WHO ARE YOU

thats not how the tipping meme works

I'm every poster on Cred Forums

>implying

i don't want to be castrated fampilia

i just want to be her footslave for like a day tops

>he thinks tips fedora meme only has one purpose

Here you go

>implying after you do a 360° turn you're not allowed to walk any direction except forward
Are you autistic?

Uhh, there's no end. It's lifetime servitude

Never change, Cred Forums

What do you imagine her footsweat tastes like?

I have other shit to do man

her feet are top tier but they dont even break god tier or even come close to elder god tier

id service her on weekends tops

I just want a pair of her sweaty socks

That's all I'm asking for

explain how it works in the context you used it

The sweetest elixir ever created. Strawberry lemonade.

That's too bad, son. You're entire life is devoted to her feet.

literally me on the bottom right

Yes, that would be nice. I want a pair of her old, worn out flip flops. So used that toe marks are clearly seen.

If you don't mind me asking, user:

What's your age/weight/pronouns?

>tfw her moans intensify and she starts thrusting her foot deeper into your mouth

Nothing sexual

I just want to get under her soles and sniff them for eternity

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290 (though I've been working out lately)
he/him

she doesn't deserve it senpai. her feet are good but not that good

i wish i had elastic superpowers so that i could deepthroat her foot to the base.

or transformation powers so that i could turn into her flip flop and she could step on me all day long.

damn she's great :O

If you have to give up something that literally means nothing in the grand scheme of things, that's fedora. If you're so insecure you have claim where you're from or your religion as a source of pride, that's fedora. You have no control over your nationality, a little over religion but not much.

That's why Cred Forums posters are the biggest fucking fedoras on this site. They're so pathetic that they have to judge everyone on race, creed and nationality.

That's the magic of the tips fedora meme. You can use to call out raging atheists as well as retarded straw graspers.

Thanks Kyle

:^)

19/115/she her

>guaranteed (you)s

Biologically 40, self identify as 18
None of your business, shitlord
Yim/Yer

I have a sneaking suspicion that Alison herself makes some of these foot posts in the hope that she can push her threads in the direction of fantasising about her feet

the chloe one

I dunno man, your post is worthy of a fedora reaction image to me, maybe I just don't get the meme

>Well? What the fuck are you waiting for? Get down on your knees and bury your nose in my arches, now!

I know it is. That's why it's a magical meme

hot
hey brie if you're reading this, smother my face with your soles anytime pls

y-yes miss

>Biologically 40, self identify as 18

top kek

Yes, since the average Cred Forums poster is an angsty 16 year old teenager.

she mad at these posts. pls stop.

She probably has her best orgasms from it. I'm talking squirting all over the bed good.

Jesus, it's just so entertaining reading your pathetic posts, you degenerate freaks.

t-thanks Alison

it really is, almost as much as it is to post them

>tfw no mistress Brie to have you suck on her toes and lick her soft soles while she masturbates

pleb

Mistress Brie, may I please cum?

Why the fuck did Pete Campbell want anything other than this?