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Guess the contestants
>token nignog
>male and female muslim, woman in hijab
>crazy cat lady
>white moron

>she was so fit ahe basically robbed a diamond seller

Damnit that's my thing. Was gonna wait till the ep started? Do you have the cap of her in the bikini? I lost it when my old laptop died.

Found it on the archive, don't worry.

Who do we like? Gonna post individual shots as I go through this iplayer thing.

Holy shit is that Tye Dilliger?

Not a bong but i absolutely love this shit

Jessica

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so where can this be watched?

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Filmon.com/tv/bbc-one

This girl started speaking cat in her interview.

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This one enters beauty pagents

cheers lad

The gay one

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NAME ME THE MOST SUCCESSFUL APPRENTICE

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>All his ventures like Amsterdam are huge failures

Well he must be doing something right.

Who's the qt this year?

Wait, another gay one

I like this one. She has an obsession with natural disasters and plane crashes.

fact is alan started with fuck all money literally nothing, and now has at least 1bil in assets alone.

the only way he can fuck up is going bankrupt to the tune of 900mil

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Some lol so randum negro

Well if there's a designated shitting street challenge she'll almost certainly win it.

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((((((((((((BBC)))))))))))) quota

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That's your lot.

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So bongs. Have they teamed up with Fake Taxi UK this season?

>JD

This guy will be a right prat, mark my words.

OFFICIAL (CONFIRMED BY Cred Forums) GIRL POWER RANKINGS

1. Rebecca

10. Trishna
11. Jessica
12. Frances

POWER GAP

100. Grainne
101. Alana

POWER GAP

9001. Aleksandra
9002. Natalie
POWER GAP
900000000001. Michelle

I think Ricky Martin's done OK

Aleksandra King
38
/aleksandrabking

Trishna Thakrar
28
/trishspurs

Sofiane Khelfa
32
/sofiane_khelfa

Samuel Boateng
27
/samuelpboateng

Rebecca Jeffery
31
/_rebeccajeffery

Paul Sullivan
38
/Modedaweb

Oliver Nohl-Oser
33
/olivernohloser

Natalie Hughes
30
Someone else find her twitter

Mukai Noiri
35
Same for this guy

Michelle Niziol
35
/MichelleNiziol

Karthik Nagesan
33
/Karthik_Nagesan

Jessica Cunningham
29
/TheProdigalFox

JD O'Brien
37
Someone find his twitter

Grainne McCoy
31
/grainnemccoy_

Frances Bishop
25
Twitter needed

Dillon St Paul
37
/DillonStPaul

Courtney Wood
29
/courters_wood

Alana Spencer
24
/Alana_Spencer

He's a working class billionaire who's never taken out a loan in his life.

He's not partivularly respected, just pandered to because he's rich.

He got rich off property, back when it was easy to do so. Now people think he's a busiess geius but he"s not, he's just jewish. He's like a UK Trump.

Remember this fucking madman?

/franbishop_

Only one I could find

Well if she wins at least we'll know why.

JUST PICTURES OF BOATS

FUUUUUCK

waifus

she'd get it

>Please leave...that's not the way out

Why can people never give credit god damn

It doesn't make you any better you know by talking shit about others

Last I heard he was going round uni's and doing events for money

God speed solomon

>/Alana_Spencer
I don't know but this might not be her

lel thanks
/Alana_Spencer_

40 Mins rite boys?

Here's a classic.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yxi6QDwQyLU

Yup, watch the end of Evolution on Film 4

Not watched Apprentice since Nick's last series. Anything much happened since then? whenever that was

RIP Stuart "The Brand" Baggs

Genuinely mad me really sad when I heard a few months ago, I don't even know why

RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=cku4d3ljzzM

Should have won, quality boardroom

I'm pretty sure that was only the series before last so you haven't missed a great deal.

AYYYYYY

wha happen

>DISGRACE, NICE AND BLOODY

youtube.com/watch?v=D_g76FUB9XU

he died

>Apprentice back
>laptop charger dies
NO

well i'm sorry to hear that

hello i'm here

Good to see you.

Lend me your power lads, I haven't slept since 4pm yesterday.

Gonna watch it this year with you guys.

What memes should I expect?

thanks
how have you been since i left

Literally worked himself to death

mildly spicy

All of the memes
sent ;)

Women thinking they're as good as men but bitch constantly and the sub-alpha eventually taking out the alpha who nobody likes.

>hoo hah i am best business man
>no you stupid you bad business man u fired
>oh no

How do I know what size laptop charger I need?

sugar's bad puns
claude and karen's reactions
top banter

turn it upside down and shake it

dey took her

I didn't know Sugar was a jewish name, I thought it was a black American name.

Zucker is a pretty common jewish surname and the German name for sugar.

I've always thought he looked very slightly black tbqh. He's got a weird look to him.

Died of Asthma Attack.

Ah thanks for the info.

Yeah I thought he looked a bit Greek.

5 Bings to kick off

Are you prepared Cred Forums?

ALL HAIL CLAUDE

youtube.com/watch?v=NbpW7CY9Cnc

Got me some swill lager and haribo.

This bloke with 5 kids seems proper alpha.

>Greek
Would have been my second guess.

It's gonna be shit.

Wow Anne can't believe that people raise kids differently. How mad and shocking, BBC using that money well I see.

HERE WE GO

>Apprentice
>QT
>mfw tv is ok sometimes

>Apprentice then Question Time
Max comfy right now.

>Ex-world Karate champion

ayy lmao

>I've never been fired in my life
Great achievement there, champ

>Ex world karate champion
/asp/ here, karate is more bullshit than wwe

Inb4 the black guy wins

These are some Take Me Out tier introductions.

Jesus Christ they all sounds like such cunts

should be a good series

The unibrow on that guy

>/asp/ here

>audio cutting out
Thanks iPlayer.

Sorry, what did you post?
It just said file DELETED

ONLY ONE BLACK PERSON

AND IT'S A MALE

FUCK THIS OPPRESSIVE TV SHOW

>comedy pajeet inclusion

No black female? Who will take lead in the first task then?

>dat samurai

>[email protected]

You'd think after 8 series or whatever Mr Sugar could afford a new office phone

I'm ready for the bants

THAT FUCKING UNI-BROWN

THE BIG K???

Will there ever be a greater Apprenticefu? None of these girls are doing it for me 2bh

UNIBROW

Alana would get it

Which one?

Jessica is actually crazy

> Bowtie

What a twat, how can anyone take him seriously?

Who the fuck writes Lord Sugar's puns?

DESIGNATED

Literally never. Some of these aren't too bad but nowhere near her level.

>I might be calling you something else you Mowgli cunt

Wow this season has edge.

>all women are bangable

True to life then

What do you mean by this? I thought they were going to get hit by a car or something.

Indian girl

I hope Bianca comes back and uses her mind control powers on Claude

She was perfect ;_;

What is wrong with that mong lad on the end?

Dat giggle

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jessica is insane

i want to fuck her

Trishna, easy

Liz Locke mate

>the world is not enough
>my boyish good looks

Damn these guys are delusional. Is that why seeing them fail is so much fun?

OC available on request

>Boys Vs Girls

every fucking year

Nice to see the obligatory token guy black guy

Diversity

Wew that head and hair

I'm constantly mumbling "fuck off" to everything these people say

I know it's obviously edited to be like that but still

Is the correct answer.

Depends on the style, teacher and student. Most karate styles are competition oriented and virtually useless for self defence, but I used to live with a guy who trained in Wado style karate 5 times a week and that guy was no joke. His sensei trained in Japan with Tatsuo Suzuki. I'm a boxer and I know a little BJJ, got into a serious fight with him and knocked him on his ass a couple of times but he eventually KO'd me with a kick to the inner thigh. I didn't even know you could knock someone out with a shot to the leg, but you can, and holy shit is it painful.

My uncle trains in Kyukushin. That's a combat oriented martial art and my uncle is hard as nails.

First time I realised that big ears are at as fuck

>still no trans characters

Fucking disgusting BBC

Ye
Also there is always a stupid one every season

>laptop charger starts sparking
>laptop shuts down
>won't turn on
>take battery out
>working now but slow as fuck
Help I posted all that info at the start for you faggots

Fucking gaylord

Ahh yes the girls all pretend they're going to work extremely well together.

Can't wait until they fight to be leader and start arguing.

GIRLL POWAAR xdd

>I'm going to be the Prime Minister of the UK
>But before that I'm going to be a billionaire
>I graduated in India

>super power by 2020

>Poo in loo PM

WAKE ME UP

There's literally 1 black guy, for the BBC I'm surprised there isn't more

Rape their rivals?

Poo in loo PM

>this unibrow guy

Delusional bastard. Hope he reaches the interview stage and Claude rips him a new arsehole.

>My cock and balls stretch from here to Tower Bridge

>gay guy works at a fashion magazine
lol

SUUPAH HIGHWAY

A chance to rape your rivals.

PRIME MINISTER OF UK

kek

>TITANS

I've got a sex toy called titan lel

Special K is getting fired first, calling it now

> Segregating men a women

Praise Allah, thank you BBC

>Team alpha

This guy posts on Cred Forums

Never ever :(

This Indian bloke is a top lad

>Upper Echelon
>Alpha
>Titans - WINRAR

>Limitless
>Team Click
>Nebula (might sound like a disease) - WINRAR

that hot chick in the green would get it gud

Nah, he's too good telly

>team click

Fucking hell

>Teen Titans

>i love you

big K is my new hero

Btw in case you didn't know, female Jim Carey was a stripper and pole dancer

Nebula a shit

Her jawline, just wew

>tfw no ADHD Jessica gf

this is now my fetish

Reminder that the boys have a Japanese guy who survived Fukushima

Nah they'll keep him on because the producers find his street-shitting antics funny

>nebula might sound like a disease

>I spend quite a bit of time watching Bargain Hunt

Jessica is hot, shame she wants to be the female Jim Carrey.

That unibrow bastard wont become PM but you're delusional if you think that a poo in loo or black PM wont happen in the near future.

What are you some kind of bigot user?

>Teen Titans
Bravo.

Titans fucking stupid

do any of u guys remember when the girls called themselves decedance cos they didn't know what it meant

Big K hype train people.

>Nebula
nothing in particular, all over the place, no cohesiveness
Okay.

>girls don't want to be responsible for the team losing in the first week

So he's a neet?

People who wear red ties are always wankers

WHAT'S THE BETTING LORD SUGAR WILL DROP A "TEAM NEBULOUS" PUN DURING THIS COMPETITION

it sounds like a disease but okay.

Yes, and nobody said a thing throughout the whole series

Remember Katie Hopkins was the best.

Paul's getting fired this episdoe

Where stars are born

who is this poonani princess

Birds are shit this year lads

The women always win. They will win tonight.

cap this

Missed the opening

Any gobshites?

I wore a red tie to my Y13 prom because I wanted to look suave like Agent 47
it didn't work

I want to fug Alana, 2bh

The fuck was that?

Not a sit up

>all this thick makeup

Weird that Mr. Robot took the time out to do The Apprentice

not one single good looking woman

Link for the non-anglos

filmon.com/tv/bbc-one

GET ON THE SUPERHIGHWAY
BIG K FOR LYFE

Poo in loo gobshite
Mental almost-milf
Gay guy who looks gay as fuck

literally all of them

I'm in IT and I wear trousers and a shirt. Fucking poo in loo giving me a bad name ffs

that dark haired one with the strong jaw is hot af

It's the apprentice

I don't even learn all their names until like week 6.

Girls' team always win in selling competitions.

Why are they still pretending that fucking smartphones don't exist

Jessica is an act. Yay or nay?

>go on the apprentice
>lord sugar tries to group me with the men
>i tell him to fuck off, i identify as a woman
>he tries to fire me
>i sue him and his fascist ass there and then for assuming my gender
>???
>profit

I pretty much don't learn them ever

then u doing it wrong nigga. get a better job

> We have to wing it

fucking mug

Frances a qt

WHO WIMBLEDON HERE

I used to go to that carboot all the time

Bait and switch, women win

This.

>jessica is a twat

fixed

>wearing suit/ties at a fucking car boot
okay...

Not good telly

Also initiative I guess, coping without them

Said the same thing to the gf, lad.

>that bird who looks like a magic roundabout character

>20
>DEAL

How fucking retarded are these wymen?

> Women trying to haggle

lol

unf

#TeamNatalie

Need subtitles for her

Yeah, way too obvious

>£300 chair
>sold for £17.50

I'd ravage Frances' arsehole

>£17.50

Why are boys so cute?

Selina from last year is my apprenticefu. Looks like a right posh twat, well up herself.
I want her to hatefuck me as she calls me working class scum

Frances is my spirit animal

> Selling a £300 chair for £17.50

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking hell i thought it was £70.50

not able to judge the ladies properly until I've seen their footwear game

>women pretending to have unity

Kekaroo

>17.50
Thank fuck I have a penis.

Best thing about prentice is it fulfils my powerful sexy businesswoman fetish

GIBE HUGS

>300 quid

>Jessica doing the fake dropping things bit again

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Selina was fit as fuck. She did a whole thing about lingerie modelling the day after she left the show. Was a good day

are there pics?

I bet this hyper chick would be a good fuck, but would be exhausting to be around 24/7

Have any of their businesses been identified yet?

>I know the expert said go to Portabello
>but fuck that, we're going to Camden

I know the women win, but how in the fuck?

>not going where the expert tells you to go

GOODBYE MICHELLE

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Check The Mirror

>you'll never look deep into these eyes as she noshes on your cock

Claude looks like Judge Rinder in twenty years.

>thinking she'll beat 17.50
Top kek

So Pauls gone already?

Paul makes a bad decision and blames it on lack of support.

Has there ever been an apprentice that owned up to his mistakes?

>Karen cucking the lads and telling them to get the money first

Based Baroness

>only person in the shop
>doesn't have authority to handle cash

ahh yes

I've just realised who her eyes remind me of.

Paul is fucked.

Yeah, he got eliminated d1 in the last season

wew
Is there any more lad?

I miss her mate

dan from last series

>women

hahahahahahahahahaha fucking hell

WHAT THE FUCK HAHA

>WOMEN

I called it as soon as he put himself forward for PM

Why are women so thick?

Yeah, he's probably the only one. He was a good lad, was Dan, far too good for the show.

Is this going to be the third year in a row that the women lose?

Irish one is fit

>lads will lose because they don't sell enough stock

>girl's micro-transactions will clinch it

This is BULLSHIT

To be honest though the guys just need to sell two or three pieces to beat the girls.

She was a crazy bitch

>Start high
>Then go low

Fuck me a baby could beat these guys

Literally looks like shit

>it looks cool

NEW

Who's the lass in the white shirt? She's alri

You know the bump limit isn't 300, right

stuck to his guns, owned up mistakes, exited with his head held high and didn't give a fuck about what people said to/about him

godspeed dan

Was she the one that got gangraped in Dubai?

>All the blokes dress, talk and act like estate agents

>All the girls are bitchy with grossly inflated opinions of themselves

Every fucking year

why the fuck do faggots constantly do this. this is how live threads and generals and live threads start getting deleted.

just wait till the bump limit

> Selling for £110 less than your own starting price

wow

How does one find out the bump limit?

pushing to bump limit

Lurk more

it's 315 on Cred Forums

if there's more than one general or livethread mods go full aspie and start deleting them

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Actually no, this is a bit weird. The bump limit for Cred Forums is 300 posts, but this one is still bumping at 310.

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Why didn't they just use post-its?

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