Big Brother OTT

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Gross fatty

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Hulk and Shelby are sleepy
:3

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You did this

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thiccums legs make me pretty erect desu

look at those fat legs

Devin's_harem.jpg

alex has perfect legs

shelby is literally all bone

Are you Chinese? I only like petite white girls

ANSWER THIS

monte was evcted last night

based alexbros we run this shit now

monte is on the couch

are you blind?

what does thiccums mean?

fat

fuck off

I'm a little oversaturated with Julie tbqhf

she's not fat though ya dip

dont ask questions you dont want answers to

>krispy said they are all reasonably attractive in real life

lol

Alex is fit

No he's not in my feeds

maybe in america

Alex is cute

floor hue is best hue

didn't know they had internet in cambodia

built for fucking

she should probably give some of her daily intake to cambodians to be honest

you need to shut the fuck up

truth hurts fatty? go run off some of that steam because it sounds like it will do you some good

she's just bulking bro

Fatty spotted!

I want to breed Shelby

I want to cum on her lips

>hiding her face
try harder alexfags

with hips that narrow she wont be able to have more than 6 or 7 children

whats going on

why arent they going back inside?

Can you guys stop being so mean?

Stop posting twinks

housekeeping

>Shrimpman, who has never seen BB before

>Man I'm like a big fan of this show now. Ya dig?

Love this guy

its no longer on lockdown

she'd abort your babies

SHRIMPMAN BEATING HIS MEAT ON CAM

better do a dna test if you don't want to find a surprise when she gives birth ;^)

but with those nipples she could feed Cambodia

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY SISTERS HOH ROOM?

just like alexs legs

she's all muscle

I saw 'shelby cambodia nipples' being posted earlier; that's not gonna become a meme, my man.

The areola diameter from what we've seen is primo, kys

they could feed camobodia, laos and myanmar

but then you'd be wasting your seed...

that's probably good enough

then I'd impregnate her again, no big deal

she'd be pregnant literally 24/7 from my seed so her sluttiness would be less of a problem

look how perfect she is bros

kek

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cam 1 on DR door

here she comes

inb4 pokemon and harry potter

>yfw alex's hoh room has a bunch of morgan pictures

>Alex: "Who wants to see my HoH room!"
>Shrimp: "I do. You think they changed it?"
This fucking guy

>there will never be another Bridge
why even post here lads

>alex has a bf
dropped
#teamshelby

>wow she looks like morgan

>fish

damn why dos danielle have to be so awful dat body is bangin

We wish you wouldn't

morgans face is priceless

>tfw someone is gonna ruin the sister twist

Shrimpman

for recovery and support

sounds like she really doesnt have a boyfriend

so who is reddit nominating? is shrimpman safe?

>i asked for reduced fat everything
kek
literally michelle

alex is a top girl mister

>bulking up so the sister twist isn't as obvious
the student of the game we have been waiting for

Rate Alex's taste in music lads

youtube.com/watch?v=WdW48xSbb9s

I rate SHIT/10

shes perfect

>shrimpman: can i get outta here?

fat? more like fit

compared to krispy and neeley

Whitneys sitties boobing in a good fashion

wow this more awkward than montes hoh

hopefully she sells her worn panties and bikini bottoms

Sounds like some shit girls listen to, checks out.

LOCKED IN

more like flat

seriously who stole her boobs

the same person who stole your penis

this is going to be so cringy when monte wont leave

shelby's vagina?

How they sitting?

someone has to lead.

what do neely and kirstie think they're doing?

right.

she's got everyone misted

neeley thinks she made a deal with alex and she gets to be co-hoh

L O L

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monte really isn't that bad

sometimes he can talk a bit too much but he's a nice dude

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BETTER SISTER COMING THROUGH

neeley should have taken the deal

the right one be hanging low

he's detrimental to his allies' game by being such a fucking idiot though.

bullshit

>diet A&W

Patrician taste, not even an Alexfag

seriously, last night in the kitchen krispy literally said they made a deal and alex laughed in her face

>drinking the soda jew

>soda pop in 2016

>arranging her basket in a specific order
>alex
>autism
coincidence? i think not

huefus titties are sitting the most right in the history of BB desu

What's a soda jew?

Aspartame is based faggot

Monte making things awkward with Danielle and Shane

Based aspie

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>Shelby to Alex: If you make me safe, I'll suck your titties

>if you make me safe I'll suck your titties

who /slutfu/ here?

Where is monte?!?!

>they think neeley and kryssie will vote with them

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What time, I'll cap an audio webm

monte must have self evicted

around 4:18 BBT

Like 5 minutes ago, when they were walking from the hammock toward the doors to go into the house

alex is not targeting shrimpman

She was always targeting Dani

Bridgette on reality recaps

Shelby is too lewd

alex should threaten neeley

vote with us or you are going OTB, if you dont vote with us after you are safe you will be the all of ours target

wtf I love ugly sister now

>ugly
please go

the only reason i will watch it

Found it, thought it was when they were in HOH. Shame we can't see huefus face when she says it.

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so why is krispy still here again?

She's OVER THE TOP

how did these two whales get casted?

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Girls shit talking Scott, especially Alex

Alex is a dumb whore

I think he'd have to get HOH and evict her enemies for her to believe.

Because they know he's a snake.

Alex is a great villain

him not wanting Dani out was a legitimate reason to question his loyalty

danielle and shane dont care about shrimpman and krispy

Scott has played way too hard like an idiot.

>Alex could literally be Vanessa 2.0 but America will fuck her over every week

Bullshit season.

You spelled fat slut wrong

cornbread way of eavesdropping on people

so obvious

if they manage to win veto, and go on a comp streak beating both america and the other side would that make them the GOAT alliance?

people already suspicious of scott

hes fucked

Yes

he makes it obvious hes playing both sides

>Alex could literally be Vanessa 2.0
ahhhhhahahahahahahaha

alex plans to make deals with krispy and leeley and make one of them safe in the first day

shelby looks ratchet

The Plastics

Alex - Regina
Shelby - Gretchen
Whitney -Karen
Morgan - Cady

He'll be fine after this week when America's pick goes home.

I don't think the girls know Shrimpman loves Whitney because he finished his laundry. He seems easy to please.

G A Y

I hate Alex

But I love how much the power went to her head already like Monte

huefu should come clean with the girls about her graduating law school

shes breaking out and looks like she hasnt showered in a week

stay mad

SHRIMPMAN NERVOUS

shelby is cady you pleb.

she's currently in the "became plastic" part of the arc. Gretchen is Morgan. Alex basically bosses her around just like Regina did Gretchen.

best stomach - alex
best legs - alex
best laugh - alex
best game player - alex

>shes breaking out

yeah she needs to ease up on the mini chocolates

>and looks like she hasnt showered in a week
you make it like thats a problem

you know just shes ripe as shit

>best stomach - morgan
>best legs - hue
>best laugh - hue hue hue

>best game player - alex
yep

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lewl nobody is going to talk to alex

who are we voting for the care package lads?

>best stomach - Morgan
>best legs - Monte
>best laugh - Hue
>best game player - Scott

WHY CANT SHE HOLD ALL THOSE TOMATOES

>Alex: I'm going to wait for people to come talk to me
>no one comes talk to her and she has to go grab people

they can use neeley

exploit it, dont be stupid

are there any good armpit shots

ya
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oh fuck you neeley

how stupid are you

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>Neeley is willing to flip

And people said America is ruining this season

jesus christ alex let her talk

she just said to put up the showmance and she just kept talking

god shes like a mini monte

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nice! thanks man

>no abs
lol
>pointy elbows
gross

guys i love the HG memory wall in the HoH

really hope they add it to the real show

its great for strategy talks

alex reminds me of this stuck up bitch at uni fuck her

Alex and Neeley are "Gamers"

bigbrother.wikia.com/wiki/Gamer_(social_strategy)

Little do they know we all love Shelby.

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>its a nig-nog shills against our girl again episode

how can any singular person like alex

neeley is seeing right through this shit

sorry I picked the better waifu

>mad that Alex is gaming hard

step it up bitch.

jason really needs to be evicted. america is really biased towards jason and the care packages are too overpowered

see through what? she wants shane and dani out and told her straight up

neeley is the one being stupid by shit talking one alex closest allies to her face. like alex is just going to be ooh, yeah shelby talks shit so i will put her up

lol

>Alex and Morgan shit talking their mom

alex is smug as fuck right now

I LOVE IT

worst girls

neely saw through her and then gave her a ton of information? is she stupid?

she truly is the best girl

jesus neeley hatred for shelby is strong

"people want shelby out" isn't a ton of info senpai, that's common knowledge

Alex confirmed for our girl

>tfw 4 sisters and this is triggering me

She didn't give her anything.
She said she wants Shelby out, which is common knowledge.

What she doing?

It's one person samefagging

BASED SISTERS SHILLING HUEFU TO AMERICA

making things interesting.

>our

It's some redditor that thinks he's misting us

Hourly reminder that Alex is Vanessa

Vanessa 2.0

steve 2.0 confirmed for cutting her at final 3

shes a literally wannabe vanessa thats gonna get booted in 2 weeks

yeah absolutely

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final 2

>shrimpman: jason is loyal to me

he thinks shane and danielle will evict him and not try to protect him

hes nervous as fuck

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holy shit can justin hear all this?

>people pushing Alex as "ours"

The redditors have arrived

they have tried their best to shill their shitty waifu

she's the only reason the rest of your waifus are safe faggot

have some respect.

Shelby would be fucked without thiccums HOH.

shelbyfags BTFO

monte saying that shelby said
you can stay from us this week
and monte replied with

i created this group

ooooh monte fucked up, he said he created the plastic alliance.

Give me guidance, hermanos.

*stay away from us this week*

i say krispy, care packages give people targets on their backs

>monte
>smart

spoken like a true leader

STOP SHIT TALKING SHELBY

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>monte putting his feet on alex' pillows

where is monte???

BASED

are you blind?

huefu called julie JChen

>alex doesnt like being alone in the hoh room
dont worry our leader will be there

he still thinks he's hoh, probably keeps eyeing the key

hopefully some barely-dressed Shelby snuggling action

danielle mad that shelby called her out for being a harry potter fan without reading the books

the self proclaimed "misfits" side are playing so stupid

they have huge targets, people who are actually playing the game. alex, monte, scott, jason and even danielled. dangerous players who can go far and they want to vote out shelby cause she said fuck you and hues

cant wait till they find out she graduated law school

its funny how jason has a hate love relationship with shelby

Monte hasn't been in feeds since lockdown

is there shelby feet pics my good man?

>shrimpman: america doesnt even like her
the group thinks the same
leeley, danielle and krispy

high quality my brother

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>scott is bill gates nephew

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legs

>she's the only reason the rest of your waifus are safe faggot

Actually that would be Scott who told Shelby to join them for safety

actually it was morgan, alex didnt even trust shelby

Shelby was already working with them when he told her that.

Name one thing wrong with her

her bantz are too strong

I'd cum on her triple chins

>tfw you're a foot fetish model but everyone wants the other girl's feet

If Alex hadn't won then Neeley would be putting Shelby up for sure.

Trips confirm, she's nasty

>shrimpman: hes playing both sides mang
>shane: hes with alex alot

Has Whitney shown her belly bruise today? I need caps famps

Dubs confirm she's nasty

here senpai

Nice udders

tip top bantz

kek

recap in 10

lol morgan running alex's HoH

this is priceless

>shane: i like how scot holds the cig
>shrimpman: me too
>shane: have you seen beavis and butthead
>shrimpman: yeah
>points to scott and both laughs

rip scott, hes in a worse position than shelby

what? Alex is putting up her initial targets, Shane and Danielle.

Tell me about Scott

How does he hold the cigarette?

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morgan just had to spell out they could veto each other when she said she would put up justin and dani

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Shane is evicted

The GOAT Wednesday edit has rendered these fucking redundant and shit tier

I'll be using recap time to buy some brews

All I have is this one from as soon as she dropped.
I posted it then so you've probably already seen it.

YES. Thank you kind sir. *Tips Trilby to You*

Now do one where Half Breed is replaced by the plump and fruitful Michelle M from BB18

it's not even 10 minutes anyways so who cares

cute little fuckboi

based

I'm just shitposting tbqh f a m

Delete this

aww morgan wants an alliance name and alex and shelby just kept talking

FUCK YA'LL

FUCK
YALL

>misting these girls into liking long dick daddy with the candy nuts

HOUSE OF HEADHOLD

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Would not rape

>ywn get to spend an afternoon shooting pool with Shrimpman

>krispy made another failed alliance

lol they added the subtitle to fuck yall

not even censored

looks like they not censoring the recaps

Comfy recap tbqh. Fuck yall

>texas queens

no caps?

this queen thing is getting old

IAN

I was waiting on a new thread

jozea eat the bread

i love how they are convinced america hates our girl

dont turn on us now twitter

Spamming gross krispys until Ian makes new bread

its like meech only better

IAN

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topkek, good sir

OVER THE TOP

now post the unshopped version

no one was offended?

wow i really hope scott is playing dumb here cause... wow

shit cap

ian please

neeley dropped her mic in the toilet

they all talked shit and made fun of shelby for losing hers in the pool like she was dumb

they wont say shit to neeley cause shes stronk black woman

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I already gave the other guy all my upvotes

Fuck Yall

theead new