ITT: we describe a director's filmography and other people guess who he is

ITT: we describe a director's filmography and other people guess who he is
>neets become thieves
>British music from the 60s
>Reads jd salinger once
>DUDE SUBMARINES LMAO
>Designated shitting street
>I read a book once when i was a kid
>Pedo film
>Pink

Danny Boyle?

Wes "no talent whatsoever" Anderson

>very super cool gritty characters interacting with eachother. every movie for over 20 years

Wes Anderson

Wes Anderson

My turn
>I'm gay life is hard
>We're both in love with a guy and I'm gay byw
>Clothes falling from the sky
>I'm gay and my boyfriend is dead
>YELLING AT MY MOM AND HAVING A HISSY FIT

Tarantula

Micheal Mann

Yep

Correct

Here is another

>every film concept no matter how abstract or absurd treated with a hyper realism approach for almost 20 years

>Young man gets swept into the porn industry
>A spergy loser falls in love
>Oil tycoon adopts an orphan
>An alcoholic joins a cult
>Drug hazed detective noir

I haven't seen one of his movies, and it wasn't included.

PTA
2EZ

Pta
>lowbrow sex comedy no one has seen
>journey of self discovery. Sexy edition
>wizards
>Journey of self discovery in dystopian (now modern day) britain
>journey of self discovery in space
Skipped the ones i havent seen

Cuaron

>dude colours lmao

Refn

well done

Xavier Dolan

Yes

Wes Anderson?

>two manchildren save the day
>an adult and a manchild save the day
>a manchild saves the day
>a manchild and an adult save the day

>Army Camp
>Private Eye
>Movie Producer
>L.A. Citizens
>Brothel Owners

Edgar wright

I have no idea how many times I've seen this image over the years but it still makes me laugh. I've no idea why either. It's something I can't ascertain.

>women

this was proven false btw

>dude Book of Job lmao

>muh war
>muh jesus
>muh planet
>muh memory
>muh wishes
>muh home
>muh death

Coen bros

You got it

Malick

Are you retarded?

A Little Princess is a lowbrow sex comedy?

Last one
>a manchild and an adult don't save the day

My first guess was Danny Boyle but I don't really know because I don't like his shit.

Obviously Wes Anderson.

Oh yeah, sorry I misunderstood, you were doing it movie by movie, it's definitely Wes.

>15 years ago

>muh plagarism of a chinese film
>muh non linear storytelling
>muh blaxploitation
>muh muse revenge
>muh chick dialogue that all just sounds like me
>my best film
>full on nigger mode
>muh stageplay

QT 3.141592

>mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>crooked cops...and mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>some more mafia

Scorcese

yup

Nolan?

Tarkovsky

Yes

DUDE REALITY AND FANTASY ARE ONE IN THE SAME LMAO

>we want the psuedo audience
>we want the capeshit audience
>we want the pseudo audience again

Nolan

correct

Jodorowsky?

Nah, I haven't seen any Jodrowsky yet, but now I wanna check him out.

>>every film concept no matter how abstract or absurd treated with a hyper realism approach for almost 20 years
Want to know who this is.

Linklater

>dude lingering shots lmao
>dude yakuza lmao
>dude stoic tough guys lmao
>dude im not a comedian anymore lmao

i still love him and his movies

Takeshi's Castle

del Toro

>dude memory lmao
>dude guilty conscience lmao
>dude fear lmao
>dude magic lmao
>dude chaos lmao
>dude dreams lmao
>dude big guy lmao
>dude space lmao

Nope

>dude baby lmao
>dude disfigurement lmao
>dude oxygen tank lmao
>dude lawnmower lmao
>dude lesbians lmao

lynch

>sassy, black explosions
>awesome explosions
>space explosions
>historical explosions
>really tasteless, sassy, black explosions
>clone explosions
>mechanical explosions
>see:above
>see:above
>steroid explosion
>mechanical explosions again
>military explosions

Right you are, Ken!

Kubrick

Nolan

>two movies with Colin Farrell

MICHAEL BAY

No

the body ascends
metaphysics
art and death

>for you

gus van sant?

Apatow