ITT: we describe a director's filmography and other people guess who he is
>neets become thieves
>British music from the 60s
>Reads jd salinger once
>DUDE SUBMARINES LMAO
>Designated shitting street
>I read a book once when i was a kid
>Pedo film
>Pink
ITT: we describe a director's filmography and other people guess who he is
Danny Boyle?
Wes "no talent whatsoever" Anderson
>very super cool gritty characters interacting with eachother. every movie for over 20 years
Wes Anderson
Wes Anderson
My turn
>I'm gay life is hard
>We're both in love with a guy and I'm gay byw
>Clothes falling from the sky
>I'm gay and my boyfriend is dead
>YELLING AT MY MOM AND HAVING A HISSY FIT
Tarantula
Micheal Mann
Yep
Correct
Here is another
>every film concept no matter how abstract or absurd treated with a hyper realism approach for almost 20 years
>Young man gets swept into the porn industry
>A spergy loser falls in love
>Oil tycoon adopts an orphan
>An alcoholic joins a cult
>Drug hazed detective noir
I haven't seen one of his movies, and it wasn't included.
PTA
2EZ
Pta
>lowbrow sex comedy no one has seen
>journey of self discovery. Sexy edition
>wizards
>Journey of self discovery in dystopian (now modern day) britain
>journey of self discovery in space
Skipped the ones i havent seen
Cuaron
>dude colours lmao
Refn
well done
Xavier Dolan
Yes
Wes Anderson?
>two manchildren save the day
>an adult and a manchild save the day
>a manchild saves the day
>a manchild and an adult save the day
>Army Camp
>Private Eye
>Movie Producer
>L.A. Citizens
>Brothel Owners
Edgar wright
I have no idea how many times I've seen this image over the years but it still makes me laugh. I've no idea why either. It's something I can't ascertain.
>women
this was proven false btw
>dude Book of Job lmao
>muh war
>muh jesus
>muh planet
>muh memory
>muh wishes
>muh home
>muh death
Coen bros
You got it
Malick
Are you retarded?
A Little Princess is a lowbrow sex comedy?
Last one
>a manchild and an adult don't save the day
My first guess was Danny Boyle but I don't really know because I don't like his shit.
Obviously Wes Anderson.
Oh yeah, sorry I misunderstood, you were doing it movie by movie, it's definitely Wes.
>15 years ago
>muh plagarism of a chinese film
>muh non linear storytelling
>muh blaxploitation
>muh muse revenge
>muh chick dialogue that all just sounds like me
>my best film
>full on nigger mode
>muh stageplay
QT 3.141592
>mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>crooked cops...and mafia
>mafia
>mafia
>some more mafia
Scorcese
yup
Nolan?
Tarkovsky
Yes
DUDE REALITY AND FANTASY ARE ONE IN THE SAME LMAO
>we want the psuedo audience
>we want the capeshit audience
>we want the pseudo audience again
Nolan
correct
Jodorowsky?
Nah, I haven't seen any Jodrowsky yet, but now I wanna check him out.
>>every film concept no matter how abstract or absurd treated with a hyper realism approach for almost 20 years
Want to know who this is.
Linklater
>dude lingering shots lmao
>dude yakuza lmao
>dude stoic tough guys lmao
>dude im not a comedian anymore lmao
i still love him and his movies
Takeshi's Castle
del Toro
>dude memory lmao
>dude guilty conscience lmao
>dude fear lmao
>dude magic lmao
>dude chaos lmao
>dude dreams lmao
>dude big guy lmao
>dude space lmao
Nope
>dude baby lmao
>dude disfigurement lmao
>dude oxygen tank lmao
>dude lawnmower lmao
>dude lesbians lmao
lynch
>sassy, black explosions
>awesome explosions
>space explosions
>historical explosions
>really tasteless, sassy, black explosions
>clone explosions
>mechanical explosions
>see:above
>see:above
>steroid explosion
>mechanical explosions again
>military explosions
Right you are, Ken!
Kubrick
Nolan
>two movies with Colin Farrell
MICHAEL BAY
No
the body ascends
metaphysics
art and death
>for you
gus van sant?
Apatow