ITT: celebrities who probably escaped from the underworld

God.
No problem, user

...

...

BIG

just shows that she hasn't become some bitter adult where no fun is allowed.
plus dose tittays

...

SAMOAN

BENIS

confirmed for private nude photos

fappening 2 when?

>'AADaddario' not 'DDDaddario'

missed opportunity.

How can breastlets even compete?

WENIS

autistic qt3.14 :3

WILL CHESTLETS EVER RECOVER?

>confirmed for private nude photos
>you
>in charge of reading comprehension
Are you retarded?

yeah she's just an entitled little princess that thinks the world is her oyster so she plays everywhere

...

just let me dream!!!!

lucky her.

>tfw no demon gf

Holy shit, how did you become so bitter? Who hurt you that bad?

She's based desu

life and people around me
>judging people is wrong and I'm okay with however they act because I have my share of the social pie
yeah, bitter

Shut up sperg, there are times when a woman is hot enough to get everything she wants, RARE times, most 9/10's are acting like they deserve everything and not getting it but occasionally a woman exists that does deserve it. Daddario is one of those women. I would hand her my bank account so she could buy lunch.

If that makes me a cuck, cuck my cucked little cuck.

;___;

She seems very easy to be around

She doesn't seem like a cunt like other big tittied bitches.

so she can act however she wants. shes adorable actually.

she's an outie though

Her and Eva Green are perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=ivVHmLq2TnA

Who gives a fuck

The one on the left.

Mammario's a 10/10 tho
Agreed

BIG

I ain't scared

she seems chill, for sure

reminder she carries some roast biff

jesus christ is this guy trying to eat her face?

would fondle

nothing wrong with that

i'd visit that arby's any day of the fucking week, and you would too you fucking sperged out spastic faggot

...

why do black people kiss so weird?

their whole mouth juts out.

actually some people just can't kiss for shit anyway, regardless of race. why do some people kiss like they're a fish gasping for air?

That's not so bad.

this thread has convinced me she's total waifu material... a cool, beautiful woman.

Ana De Armas is my future wife, senpai.

Her accent is worth killing for

I think this is a black thing to be perfectly honest. I had a black gf (inb4 tr8or) and she was a horrible kisser who did this exact same thing.

delicious.

She actually looks like she's fun to be around. Plus, check out that big montana posted here

She totally is. I so want that story about her playing Dead Space to be true.

I kissed a drink black girl once. it was horrible. had to rinse my mouth and brush my teeth twice when I got home. it was just the nastiest "kiss" . more like slober actually. I should have let her suck my dick first.

elaborate

Just don't make her laugh user... just don't.

...

I'm tired, just Google it.

this semen demon

she looks fine here actually. not like that other pic.

No doubt.

>Hellspawn designed to look pretty
>Then it morphs into its true form and kills you

now i think you're making things up

mmmmm

Ryan is fucking gorgeous.

:3

Ruined her tits and her face went full jew.

Implying I don't like her smile

Goddamnit, when she smiles she looks like that one shot of laura dern in lost highway

>entitled

sounds like someone's got a high opinion of a certain semen demonesse

is that bad?

someone needs to rape you to death and you know it too

The cutest thing in this is the bodyguard trying not to smile.

What a goof she is :3

Halfway like that and it's fine. It's the full smile that's disturbing.

>i will never be the cat that she taunts with her feet
why even bother to live?

just like us

>filename
I read
>tarantulo with feet

>that dirty ass carpet
>that cracked door

except beautiful

Is this an always sunny reference?

I'm handsome though

me too.

The perfect ratio of sexy and cute

>She doesn't seem like a cunt like other big tittied bitches.

Which big boob actresses seem like cunts? I'd say on average they're nicer than flatties.

>you're leaving a hotel bar when you see Alexandra DDadarrio passed out, shit faced, in the lobby
>you know it's wrong but fuck it, opportunity knocks
>help her up
>she drunkenly thinks you're her bodyguard, stumbles along with you
>as you pass the hotel gym, a voice rings out
>"HEY THERE, JABRONI. GOT SOMEWHERE YOU NEED TO BE?"
>pic related stands in the hallway

What do you do?

Get on my horse and walk away

Commit suicide.

Start backing up till his joints tear like usual since he keeps using gear even though he isn't even wrestling anymore

Ask if he's trying to turn this party up

Best thing about her, besides being Caucasian, is she has g_d tier attached earlobes

heres proof

hello this is waifu thread? :DD

i would still hi-diddley that hoe

if you know what im saying

>19 years old

the fuck?!?!

yes she is 19

Sure, but I don't know if I like you anymore since you broke character.

?
why?

is this a 70 year old grandma?

It ruins it knowing that you're just putting on a face, which is what most of us do anyways, but it ruins the character you've set up. It's like if my waifu Nardwaur stopped acting like a wigger. It just wouldn't be the same after that.

NO

i JUST said she was 19

how could she be a grandmother at 19? that dosent even make sesne

?
you really think it's that big of a deal?

it's just shitposting, it's not like I'm an undercover cop or a con man or something

i want to fuck ledecky s cunt!

>you really think it's that big of a deal?
Yes. But at least for you, most people aren't as autistic as me, so there's that.

pls do NOT post lude things about katie

>tfw being an iohone poster scum and cant view webms
A-anyone have a gif??

sorry i guess, I'll just have to take my 'pretending to be retarded' more seriously in the future!

Download O-Player Lite

...

spoiler that shit. I literally screamed.