Ra-hoo! You've been sneezed on by the Kristen Stewart. What do you do?

Rub it into her feet

She's glass, just like the rest of them.

This is fun and all but where's the pictures of your feets

call her a bitch and tell her to use a kleenex like anyone else, because im not a beta faggot..

Die very quickly of the myriad of exotic and incurable diseases she has now given me.

ew wtf

>"s-sorry"

Give her the ol' one two

hello is this the waifu thread ;DD

No gremlins allowed

Disgusting, get out of my face grotty bitch

>rahoo
what

you'd do anything for a woman wouldnt you?

have sexual intercourse with her

I'd lean in and kiss the side of her neck
Then lick her lower lip

Ask her to fart on me instead

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Yes but unfortunately its reserved for tv celebrities only
You are looking for the sports board
Have fun!

maintain eye contact, and when she leaves lick my face

?
she was on tv

>The Clash

Patrician

As I lick her lips softly, I press my mouth against hers
The tip of my tongue passing against her teeth, feeling every part of her mouth. Her delicate breath feeding my increasing desire

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Beg for more bodily fluids from her

She hasn't acted or played a part in a television series or movie
The olympics, though televised, is not classified as television but as sports.
She's pretty cute but she's an athlete, not an actor

ha, you're just trying to confuse me, i know she was on tv!

>Ra-hoo

OP is nixon

what do you think of her tits?

i would wipe every drop off with a napkin, then take the napkin and shove it up my ass. then shit it out, eat it, over and over for all eternity

w-where is this from