It's a Truman gets a feeling of existential dread and just sits in the dark for hours waiting for it to pass episode

>It's a Truman sticks his head deep in the bowl to get a good look at the texture episode.

>it's a truman meets a girl at a bar has a few drinks with her and doesnt remember anything until he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney

>It's a Truman attempts to connect with women but he ends up playing some broken character for them to vent past frustrations on and begins to think most women do this episode.

>It's a truman gets a job as a janitor at the hospital just so he can slip his fingers into a dead woman's vagina down in the morgue episode.
I think it was inappropriate for this to be on season 19's best bits episode

>its a truman cant have a comfortable bowel movement without listening to everybodys talkin by harry nilsson episode

>Its a truman ponders for 3 hours on how gay is it to jerk off while having a toothbrush in his ass and whether if he should try it episode

>It's a Truman lies about his former drug dealing on a date and runs into a high school friend turned crackhead who he sold to in college and proceeds to have his night ruined by the crackhead refusing to leave the restaurant unless Truman sells him an 8ball on the spot, and loudly telling everyone about that time Truman beat up a guy with his friends over mislabeled 2CB episode

>it's a Truman plays the same video game everyday because it's his one escape from reality episode

Really obvious they were going for the twitch audience

>It's a truman breaks a window in his house and then throws the family computer off a cliff, telling his parents that someone stole it when the real reason was he was searching a ton of porn and it got cryptolocked by Russians hackers episode

>17 replies and 11 posters

Really makes you think

>It's a Truman realizes he's spent 1000 hours playing a game that came out 4 months ago, Truman then does the math and realizes that there have only been 2880 hours in the past 4 months and he's spent a mathematical 80% of his time sleeping or playing

>it's a Truman takes a long walk so he can talk to himself about his plan to murder his wife and when he finally hypes himself up enough to actually go through with it his neighbor comes over with a six pack and asks if he wants to crack open a cold one episode
That neighbor always coming around at just the right time!

I just like telling you people about Truman's week.

It's a Truman finds out he has lung cancer so he decides to start cooking crystal meth and it turns out he's really great at it episode

That's true man

>it's a truman can't find the link to an old porn video he watched a few summers back episode

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

I actually like these episodes since I can do other stuff while not missing out on the plot

>its a truman eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich thats a little salty because it was made on rye bread episode

Eww

Are you trying to kill Trumanposting?

It's a trumpet

>it's a "Truman as a kid makes a cardboard box time machine that the producers trick him into thinking has worked by building an old West, medieval, and future city to teach him and the audience about multiculturalism and the scourge of white history" episode.

it wasnt too bad. i mean i get the feeling you know what rye bread tastes like and yes the rye bread taste was still there but the pb&j overpowered it

>it's a Truman has a gf but he hates her completely

Why doesn't he just break up with her? Maybe he'd rather not be alone I guess.

>It's a Truman gets his cute neighbor a box of chocolates and flowers so she'll finally get the hint that he has a crush on her epsiode

>It's a Truman's cute neighbor doesn't even thank him and instead questions why she's getting gifts then gives said gifts to her pregnant friend and pretends they are a gift from her

>it's a Truman orders a 10 inch dildo with a pump that squirts simulated ejaculate and proceeds to fill it with five days worth of his own semen before fucking himself in the ass with it and emptying the entire load into his bowels while crying out "I'm a dirty little faggot"

Let me tell you, it was pretty fucking awkward when this came on while I was sitting in between my mom and dad on the couch.

>it's a Truman spends literally the entire afternoon masturbating episode

>it's a truman wants to make a grilled cheese but all he has is a cinnamon loaf and he goes ahead and does it anyway episode

>it's a Truman breaks into his neighbor's home and masturbates with their daughter's underwear

>it's a Truman gets home from work and somehow spends the entire night refreshing Cred Forums episode
How does he do it?

...

>it's a Truman goes out for a drink with a coworker who he knows is gay but at the same time really appreciates his work ethic and Truman ends up having 10 whiskey drinks and going home with the guy and sucking each other's dicks episode.

Weird how that guy just disappeared after that

>It's a truman's mom finds the stiff, stained wank rag that truman has been using since he first learned to masturbate when she cleans out his room when he goes to university episode

>it's a Truman pretends to work at his desk job by moving an excel document from his desktop and then back again repeatedly for eight hours, breaking only for 15 minutes of lunch by himself

>It's a truman develops tinnitus from listening to Tony bambino ASMR videos on YouTube with earplugs in making his earwax impacted episode

Supreme depression my friend

>it's a "Truman sings along to music in his car while pretending he's performing for his high school classmates even though he graduated 15 years ago and literally none of them remember who he was" episode

>it's a truman wants to work legs but he's starting to suspect he has an injury and probably shouldn't episode

>It's a Truman first learns how to masturbate special 3 week long episode

>it's a Truman sits on his bed after waking up for 20 minutes picking wet clegnut from his arse episode

>it's a "Truman watches porn in the bathroom stall at work but pulls the headphone jack out by accident, loudly playing the sounds of anal porn in a restroom with at least 2 other occupants, then goes home without saying a word to any coworkers and never goes back again"

>it's a truman tries exotic new shitting positions, such as the san antonio sprayer and the 20 incher pincher, that he read about online

Why do these always say "episode?" Wasn't The Truman Show a constant livestream?

Jesus

>mfw I got a boner in front of my dad when that episode aired

Our relationship was never the same.

wew

>it's a Truman self-diagnoses episode

>it's a truman might fucc a bbw ebony like he did two years ago, remembering how he immediately regretted fucking her after nutting but is willing to put up with it again because he hasn't had sex in a year. she also has huge tit's and give good head so it's not too bad but she's black so there is a slight possibility at STDs or AIDS so he's kinda doubting it and she literally just texted him saying to hang so now he's shaving his pubes cause it's a jungle down there epsiode

>that episode when it's leg day but Truman skips it and works his torso instead.

These threads kind of mock how boring as hell the show would be. He's just a normal guy who does normal things.

Real reality shows that came later, are about drama, yelling between idiots and are heavily scripted.

>it's a Truman is on his way to an important exam when an old lady falls right beside him on the street and he doesn't even bother to help her up because he thinks his future is of such importance

I wish I was dead sometimes. I mean Truman.

>it's a Truman literally pukes on the carpet from spending so much time huffing his own farts and has to turn on porn and masturbate to get his mind off of it episode

>but she's black so there is a slight possibility at STDs or AIDS
So use a condom?

>it's a Truman eventually suspects he has a stomach ulcer AND hemorrhoids episode

>it's a Truman adopts stoicism as his new philosophy and he becomes so righteous and virtuous in his actions he begins to see how most people are worthless maggots who will stab anyone to get some crumbs of bread episode
I could really feel Truman's disgust

>it's a truman works his abs but stops because some ass mucous slipped out and gummed up his trou episode

I get the feeling they would force some shit to happen to him every now and then so it wasn't too boring. He wasn't scripted, but everyone else was.

>not ending it with "episode"
Kys

>it's a Truman's sense of accomplishment from beating a boss in Bloodborne suddenly fades as he realized again that he has accomplished nothing in his own life episode

>its a Truman gets bored of fapping to porn everyday so he gets one of his sisters panties and wraps it around his dick for a god tier cum only to instantly regret it episode

I'm posting on iphone6s there is no x

Are you poor bro?

>It's a Truman ties his car to an old tree to blow the engine so he can lemon law it and use the money to get something better

Wow Truman really is a scumbag

No I will get the iphone7 as soon as there is a jailbreak for ios10.

Put the phone in water and the X will appear

>it's a Truman has an autistic rage fit out of nowhere.

>It's a Truman unironically enjoys user threads and looks forward to them

Wow Truman's life is actually shit.

>Episode

>It's a Truman accidentally drops his cum-encrusted sock while doing laundry, only for his roommate to find it, and leave it in front of his bedroom door episode.

>it's a Truman gets absolutely BTFO on an anonymous Australian shitposting board episode

>it's a halloween special episode
>all the cast wear professional looking costumes from seasonal blockbuster that got an ad campaign on the show
>Truman just wears a shitty ghost costume

>It's a Truman finds his roommate's cum sock and adds his own to the mix

Truly a daredevil

>Truman gets his college degree, and then spends the next three seasons delivering pizza, because his shitty self image makes him feel unqualified to do anything else.

>It's a Truman learns about diversity because someone mistakes him for a Klan member episode

I loved at the end of this one where they actually made him racist when he truly didn't mind black people beforehand.

>Its a truman is pathetic little loser who is so fucking sacred

I don't know why but this typo made me laugh.

The movie establishes that most people sort of just leave the show on as background noise and if something major happens people catch up on the news or something

>It's a Trumans friend delivers for the pizza place on campus and he found out he can transfer his scholarship money for his school currency and use that to pay for pizza episode and tip the driver hundreds of dollars at a time so he splits it with Truman so he can keep his alcohol and drug addiction going

>it's a Truman goes to Cred Forums to read these threads and feel better about himself because even if only a quarter of the posts are true at least he's not a complete loser like these freaks episode

>It's a Truman is Baby Jesus episode

>it's a Truman gets obsessed with WW2 season

ZOMG A LE TRUMAN THREAD

It's not funny the twentieth time asshole.

>The episode on September 14, 2001 where Truman wonders out loud in front of his friends what would happen if a plane crashed into a skyscraper and he didn't understand why everyone got so upset

>It's shark week on the Truman show

They really had to stretch to make this one work.

>Must of

>It's a Truman learns about autism episode

>its a truman counts the number of remaining english muffins he has because there is a hurricane currently raping his state and the stores are closed episode

No, this threads is where anons confess in something shameful by disguising it as the truman episode.

> it's a Truman goes on a spider hunting spree in his room, leaving the carcasses stuck to the wall by their body juices as a warning to all arachnid would-be intruders episode

There are phones that don't just shut the sound off when this happens?

>its a Truman learns a difference in personality due to beating off frequently

thats fucked cunt

>its a rerun marathon while Christof tends to a legality matter episode(s)

stop posting this shit you pathetic faggot. it wasn't interesting the first time.

For patricians like the tub guy. Normies watched what can be assumed to be a day condensed into an hour long episode for prime time.

>its a Truman uses a q-tip to clean out his asshole after shitting episode
i still don't know why they needed to do a hd close-up

>its a truman shits his bed and throws his sheets in his neighbors yard episode

>it's a Truman gets cranky because he ran out of tendies so he yells at people on the internet episode

Anyone remember the episode where Truman started dipping into Nazi culture and shit and tried subtly bringing it up in conversation to feel out his neighbours?

That was fucking hilarious.

Kek I do this

Yeah and then he ended up on Cred Forums and was never heard from again.

>it's a Truman takes a bunch of tequila shots at a party in high school and is awoken by his crush to let him know that he's pulled his pants down and shit all over the hosts chair and floor because earlier he thought he was on the toilet episode

Damn Truman didn't leave his house for social reasons for like 2 years after that

>that follow up when he catches flies and rips out their wings to set them free next, laughing at their pathetic new lives as walkers

>It's a Truman becomes a sober alcoholic episode

Really depressing

This episode hit too close to home

Fucking why did I have to see her being nice to that lanky autistic angry asian freak?

>it's a Truman willingly reduces the amount of pleasure he gets from fucking like some little sissy boy episode

>It's a Truman begs for attention anonymously but isn't entirely sure why episode

>it's a Truman lays in bed all day while wondering when he died inside and why he isn't drunk yet episode

I lost it for five solid minutes over this one

>it's a Truman posts that he's gay on Cred Forums because everyone will just skim past his post in the sea of green texts

Faggot.

>It's a Truman met a girl on a bumble date and they got drunk at the bar and wound up making out and then they went back to her place, which turned out to be way nicer than his, and wound up fucking and things took kind of a weird turn and Truman wound up choking her and slapping her in the face a bunch of times then fucked her in the ass then came inside her twice without a condom and even though he sort of gave her a bit of a black eye you could tell she liked it and they continued to date for a few more weeks episode

>It's a Truman wonders why reddit won't leave him alone episode.

>it's a "Truman develops an obsession with anime and Japan and keeps making plans to travel to Tokyo, but every time he goes to the airport the flight gets cancelled due to bad weather conditions. When Truman has enough and eventually decides to go there on a ship, the producers play fake news broadcasts of Japan getting nuked by North Korea, which then forces them to broadcast even more news about the ensuing chaos and world wars" episode

>it's a "Truman is too anxious to let his ass touch a public toilet seat, so he squats but angles his asshole wrong and sprays shit all over the back of the stall and onto his pants, then calls his boss and tells him he had tk go home sick but really just sits in the bathroom for the next 3 hours waiting for everyone to go home so he can sneak out" episode

>It's a "Truman realizes that he has to rely on alcohol to go to sleep because his thoughts, his memories and all the things he wished he accomplished in life but couldn't, keeps him awake at night" episode

> It's a Truman stays up all night chain smoking in deep ponder as he stares off into the darkness humming 'shine on you crazy diamon' to himself.

Jesus christ, why? What did god mean by this?

>It's a Truman admits one of his darkest secrets on an anonymous Bengledeshian haberdashery forum through a thinly vieled meme episode

Meta as fuck

>It's a Truman uses his fingers to coax a rock-hard shit out of his asshole episode

>It's a Truman thought he wasnt real for 3 straight months after leading a completely normal life and never getting his anxiety in check with therapy episode

>that episode where he realised the truly /devilish/ thing would be to rip the legs off the flies so they can't land then throw them so they fly until exhaustion causes them to drop dead

Pretty good episode

>it's a Truman is going to sleep after an uneventful day episode

Night Truman