Luc Besson

>makes Leeloo have red hair like the female protag in Valerian
>can't do it again for the actual Valerian movie

Dammit Luc

French? I thought it was influenced by Heavy Metal magazine.

>blatant boob armor

Fuck yeah

That's the cast? Top kek, I'm immediately 100% uninterested. Thanks.

Is that Carla? Fuck it I'm out.

You mean Métal hurlant?

The guy that wrote the Valerian comics was part of the design team of fifth element.

Him and Moebius who was the founder of the original heavy metal magazine Métal hurlant.

>Ethan Hawke
>Clive Owen
>John Goodman

You'll come around.

I know that it heavily "influenced" Star Wars.
But I guess I'll just hold my reservations until a trailer drops which'll be soon.

>Métal hurlant
Na Heavy Metal, magazine and animated movie.
The Bruce Willis character is direct rip/homage of the cabby in Heavy Metal. Also the small animals with trunks feature and so on.

Heavy metal was just the american version of that magazine.

The flying cab was taken from... well Valerian.

>valarian and the city of a thousand planets

That's "billy and the clonosaurus" level naming, luc.

There you go, you learn something new every day.

nigga I'm seeing basically the entire goddamn plot of the fifth element right there.

Read the thread.

>Fifth Element

AW SHIT, BUCKLE UP MY NI-

>Lucy

Never mind, don't worry about it.

doesn't look bad desu

Why couldn't they be the leads and not supporting?

>orange and blue
sigh...

I did. Changes nothing.

>Laureline is hot redhead
>Besson casts some ugly talentless british slag
I hope he at lest fucks her, casting her only because (((producers))) mumble something about recognition and celebrities would be just sad.

>cara delevingngne

fucking dropped

three musketeers.jpg

He also made the Fifth Element which had its moments

How's 2013 treating you?

>only because (((producers))) mumble something about recognition and celebrities
You mean as with Bruce Willis and Mila Jovovich in Fifth Element? Yeah that'd just be sad user.

Luc besson is a hack who peaked lowly in the 90s

all die early

Bruce Willis is great and charismatic actor and Mila Jovovich played a role where lack of talent really didn't matter.

>Bruce Willis is great and charismatic actor
Kek Bruce Willis can't act for shit, pham. Are you retarded?

bruce willis is:"make your face like you yre taking an giant dump"tier and that is his only face.
I honestly dont get how he became an action hero.
I remember him in that TV show from 80ties with famous actress(back then,she was even qt).

Not to be insulting or anything, but you really should go to some sort of school to improve your English, pham

Yaaassssss!!!!

ayy

was it rape?

Kek

because they aren't hot new actors

>literalwhat IP
>lead actors with no box office draw
>170 mil Euro budget

Are you ready for the flop of the century?

Bresson > Besson

>>literalwhat IP

Fucking pleb.

>a new Luc Besson scifi movie

Fucking YES

>>lead actors with no box office draw

But Cara was recently in the box office hit suicide Squad and Lucy grossed almost 500 million dollars worldwide..

i plan on seeing it

>HERRR DERRR GIVE ME TRANSFORMARS #508285
>HURRRP DURRRP I NEED MEME ACTORS I'VE SEEN REDDIT TALKING ABOUT
Because of subhumans like you movies are so shit these days.

Yeah I'm sure this movie from DIRECTOR WHO HASN'T MADE ANYTHING GOOD IN OVER A DECADE will be a masterpiece.

Wow, Besson is still alive? That's nice to hear, I really liked Au Hasard Balthazar, hope this new film is good.

the guy on the left looks like a huge faggot

ugliest specimen of the blue-orange meme i've seen in a while

kek

you had better mean Valerian and Laureline, you etiolated fuck.

>guy

you mean Heavy Metal magazine that got all of its good artwork from the french Metal Hurlant? i don't think Heavy Metal ever got around to publishing any of Christin and Mezieres' stuff - they were too busy sucking Moebius' dick.

understandably so. Moebius was a god.

>Besson casts some ugly talentless british slag

oh, right, because Cara Delvigne is such a fucking British name. you shit stain.

he's from the future and she's from the 13th century. so.. she probably raped him.

Read Moebius' The Long Tomorrow and The Incal (with Jodorowsky!) and Bilal's Nikopol.

The Fifth Element is a compilation of Metal Hurlant stories.

> no red hair

youtube.com/watch?v=-W1cuRv6GRw

>all this Lucy hate

Fucking plebs the lot of you. Keep tipping your fedora at le 10% of your brain while us enlightened few enjoy a fun flick.

Lucy was good, pretty kino actually.

Only plebs with american tastes would disagree, they just don't know anything about STYLE

It was also successful commercially.

This will be great.

You're an idiot. It's all cartoons now, one isn't better than the other

people still pretend French comics are artsy or good in 2016?

I want Dane Dehaan to sit on my face desu

>Besson
Please, god, no the Fifth Element was fucking horrible.

The French should steer clear of Sci-Fi. That is Anglo-Japanese job.

>tfw when plebs don't realize that the 10% thing was just a metaphor so idiots could keep up and have something tangible to hold on to

Dane pls

>Lucy was good
wow I've literally never heard someone say this. You're retarded even by Cred Forums standards. Also,
>muh Americans out of nowhere
lmao

Get back to your capeshit, amerilard.

Typical pleb, lmao. 5th element is probably one of the best scifi movies ever made. You disagree? Well too bad, your opinion is shit, I bet you don't even read any scifi.

>10% thing was just a metaphor
No it wasn't kek you really are one dumb fuck

this, french people should stick at making butthurt comics about being conquered by romans centuries ago

Why is France so filthy and smelly?

Lucy had high-concept scifi themes, mixed with amazing visuals. Too bad you didn't manage to grasp them.

Oh it was, it was basically just a meter to showcase her advancement to becoming posthuman. If you did not get that you need to read more books, the 10% thing was only there so the pleb masses wouldn't get confused by complicated words.

To be fair, the French did start the Sci-Fi Genre.

But now they are shit, yeah.

>That is Anglo-Japanese job.

Most americans are not even anglos you fucking retard

>vatican and the city of a thousand paedos

>Anglo-Japanese
There have been more french japanese collaborations than american japanese.

>Delevingne scowling like a scowly teenager scowling scowlingly
>it's all she ever does
>which goes well with her monobrow and her face like a ruptured anus

Dropped. I won't watch anything this ugly talentless lezzo cunt infests.

So much hate in your heart, who hurt you user?

Isn't she a shit actress as well

And dropped, nothing cringier than "french intellectuals" making fun of religion

I just have no time for talentless lesbians who rugmunch their way to fame. I think it's also the way she's always scowling combined with her monobrow. Unattractive and untalented. Ugh.

Why won't you love her user..

>cara
for what reason
just use palvin desu

Look at that photo of her you posted. She has a head like a dropped pie. She has a face like a smashed crab. She's uglier than a hat full of armpits. And she's even worse when she smiles.

She's horrible to look at, can't act, and has no useful skills of any kind. Yet even though she's as attractive as a rectal prolapse, she's richer and has an easier life than about 7.398 billion other people.

Will Barbara Palvin blow up soon? Please say yes.

Also la femme nikita, danny the dog, and big blue.

This is sad. And literally all because this faggot has a deep seated need to defend anything that could possibly be labeled french

>lucy
>letting people know scarjo carried your ass

If it was a metaphor it sure as shit wasn't presented like one. I literally listened to someone at work go on and on about it being a good movie if you like science. Fucker actually quoted that line.

>literalwhat IP

Thanks to retarded apes like you cinema is dying.

What the fuck is his problem?

>Arthur
>Arthur
>Arthur 3

Why?

Money, you dolt.

French film industry

They look like siblings. There incest in this movie?

>your body will never be ready

a body being ready never stopped besson before

>ywn see an adaptation of Tärhn, prince des étoiles

>ywn NEVER see an adaptation of any kind of Le Vagabond des Limbes, not even one without the nudity and gore

vagabonddeslimbes.overblog.com/

Lucy was great, only reddit hates it

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>a body being ready never stopped besson before
Specially a young girl's body.

Saturnin/Dynamo Duck?

thanks for spelling that out pal, none of us got it.

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underrated.

He should probably be sued for Lucy too though.

I loved Adele Blanc-Sec.

yo

>literally one half orange, one half blue

shit ugly poster for shit ugly flick

That's shitty logic, user.

Daily reminder that Luc Besson married a 15-year-old.

>Daily reminder that Luc Besson married a 15-year-old.

/notrehomme/?

The first taxi is based as fuck. I also liked district 13.

Luc besson knows how to shoot action.

I only gave it a chance once i saw who the director was. Better than i expected, but generally was disappointed by it.

the space jews are in it!