The most IMDB sensibility film made so far. Anybody who thinks that Prisoners is above mediocre is juvenile about the medium and entirely emblematic of the video game crossposter fueled downfall of this board.
Villeneuve is one of the biggest trashmasters working today, a hack's hack. This is hot pocket the movie. Cheeto dust: the flick.
IMDB "FILM BUFF" pleb fodder. If you like this film then you are an enemy of the medium.
>MUH BASED JAKE >MUH BASED DEAKINS >MUH DARK THRILLER >MUH RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM
Careful, breh, your b8'ing tactics may give you an aneurism you are trying so hard.
Samuel Rogers
Agreed. Prisoners is THE example of inauthentic sensibility cinema. It doesn't get more juvenile "film buff" than this movie. Everything from the casting, to the themes, to the cinematography. It physically pains me to even think about it. Fincher was always the epitome of IMDB to me until this movie, but then Villenvue managed to topple him.
Jose Price
>samefagging this hard
Anthony Morgan
>>From the director of Prisoners >Not at all What did he mean by this?
Kevin Cooper
Holy mother of God the same day has never been so real.
Justin Allen
based samefag
Sebastian Roberts
>copypaste >trying so hard
What are you, Garfield?
Anyway, my point stands. This board has been infected by the imdbcore flick ''buff'' crowd which destroyed any possibility of sophisticated film discussion here.
I thought Fincher and PTA were the main saints of this disgusting mentality, but Villeneuve is the absolute grandmaster of impressing r/movie, im/tv/ dummies who make threads about the Top 10 Coolest Deakins Shots.
Thomas Morgan
Bro, if you are going to samefag, at least try to change up your writing style.
Gabriel Martinez
>tfw they don't know the score
Art is the destruction of the unsophisticated. A great show like The Leftovers makes gives me flashes of Breaking Bad viewing hotpocket munchers being torn apart by the gunfire at my hand. I am consumed with rage and ecstasy. During the "homeward bound" scene I was thrashing around my room tearing through furniture like a wrecking ball.
Ayden Clark
What are some good films with his cinematography?
I've heard a lot about him being the greatest cinematographer ever. Is he?
Lucas Reyes
Yet you are unable or unwilling to provide any real criticism beyond >muh spouting.
Aaron Jones
literally the only reason I liked the movie was Jake and his meme haircut
Andrew Jackson
What else is needed? ''IMDB sensibility'' perfectly describes the kind of morons who like Villeneuve.
Gabriel Johnson
Villeneuve is pretty bad director. Hell, he is one of the few I'd call outright stupid based on Prisoners, Sicario.
Only low cinematic IQ idiots who think "pretty pics = good cinematography" praise Deakins.
Gavin Diaz
Yeah it wasn't that good. I don't give a shit though, because just after this flick Denis and Jake created pure kino.
Connor Taylor
That's what I meant
Jayden Lopez
I am tireless in my battle against fake cinema. I am a samurai of Authenticity.
Mason Bell
>mfw plebs STILL think that the movie is a metaphor or something >mfw plebs STILL don't realise that everything you see is literal and it's about spider alien bodysnatcher invasion of earth
It's really like a trip he's wearing since he's literally the only one using this term and no one even knows what it means, except there's a probably a whole narrative about this planted in his retarded little head.
No one in here even like Prisoners but he will still make threads about how shit it is until the end of times, probably because he got BTFO like the retard he is on the imdb board dedicated to this movie.
So now the retard seeks vengeance and will inflict those thread upon us forever.
Literally Retarded: The retard.
Brayden Brooks
Denis himself said it's about fear of maturity, which would explain why you didn't like it.
Andrew Walker
1984 Sid and Nancy Mountains of the Moon (sadly it only ever got a hard matte DVD transfer) All his work with the Coen brothers The Secret Garden The Shawshank Redemption Kundun A Beautiful Mind House of Sand and Fog The Village Jarhead In the Valley of Elah The Assassination of Jesse James Doubt
Christopher Moore
hahahahahahahaha
Ian Jackson
I loved the movie. Amazing sci-fi alien invasion kino.
It's plebs like you that completely misunderstood the movie and think that it had any deeper meaning that piss me off.
Fact that Villeneuve now panders to people like you by making up shit like that is sad.
John Rodriguez
>Imagining an autist wrecking his living room while Justin Theroux sings on the tube
I smiled.
Dylan Collins
Shit this is actually really interesting, I didn't like enemy but I never though of it this way
Parker Myers
Here we have a prime example of the kind of mental spastic r/flicks goon that worships the trash Villeneuve and Fincher make.
I cannot be more clear about this: you are an enemy of the medium. You are actively destroying Cinema. True Cinema isn't some good-times & sunshine hugbox, it is a punch in the gut, a gob of spit aimed at your face, a black man fucking your wife.
True Cinema is pain. It tears apart your soul and leaves you to pick up the pieces and patch it back together with bleeding fingers.
Dominic Martin
The hell are you on about? He was saying that right away when it came out.
There's only one Jake, he's split his personality because he can't deal with being a father so he makes a double life.
Andrew Hernandez
>this fucking pleb
Thomas Baker
spoken like a true "imbd film buff"
Matthew Howard
its a good movie. I enjoyed the time spent watching it.
Nicholas Hall
jesus christ
Aiden Robinson
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 seconds it was so painful.
Hudson Perez
I was supremely disappointed by it.
Daniel Sullivan
By saying you love Leftovers you are revealing yourself to be exactly the type of person you despise.
Chase White
So how does this work, do you people have a notepad file with saved shitposts which you pick out and copypaste or what?
I've seen atleast half of the posts in this thread, this doesn't make sense anymore.
Justin Cox
>I ran out of words so "pleb topkek"
Nolan Russell
>this has been going on for nearly a year what the fuck honestly? who is even that unhinged?
Jacob White
a shitposter from Rizon irc-network named aeltbx
also does the 'art not smart' threads also did the shit tier 'film threads' etc.
Bentley Phillips
Prisoners:
>Dead kids >Abduction and beating >Main character locked underground where he'll die cold and alone
Yep. Sounds all happy time and rainbows to me.
David Cruz
>aeltbx
>korinebrother >a letterboxed ape
Stay in your threads
Hunter Flores
>fighting for authentic cinema >''xD who is so crazy''
I'm sure you'd like nothing more than for warriors like me to cave in and give praise Nolan, Fincher, PTA, and Villeneuve. But it won't happen.
I will fight for true Cinema till my last breath. As long as I am alive, the IMDB flickster sensibility will never take root on Cred Forums.
David Campbell
Hahahahahaha. I literally spat my wine all over my computer screen right now.
It's low cine-IQ cretins like you who can delude themselves into thinking that Prisoners is somehow a ''serious'' film. It is specifically designed for Nolanites to look at and then have a water cooler chat cooler the ''super cool shots, bro'' and ''Jake was so based, dude!''
It's physically sickening for me to read this kind of drivel.
Carson Adams
Say the pretentious fucktards that jizz over Damon Lindelof doing a repeated wanking motion.
Luke Wilson
>warriors like me >warriors
Sure bud, go tell your mum to fix up that Kraft macncheese before you continue your cinema crusade on your toshiba laptop changing everyone's perception on the artform.
Also make sure to copypaste the exact chunk of your 2010 opinion from your old word file so you can further change the state of cinema today.
Keep it up
Hudson Parker
Enemy was good as far as trying-to-be-Lynch flicks go. Prisoners was good for a high budget thriller. Incendies was stupid, and Sicario felt like a cheap thriller you'd randomly stumble upon on FX
Jack White
...
David Campbell
You know nothing of sacrifice.
The battle for authentic cinema must be fought wherever it occurs. I do not expect immediate success and glory, only a warriors honorable death and the eventual victory of real cinema.
Hudson Wood
spoken like a true IMDB film buff
Gavin Myers
This is frightening, who is leaving this guy unsupervised?
Owen White
>projecting this hard
Austin Harris
>evidence of your tardiness everywhere >projecting
Aiden Davis
I know your just lying in bed on your iPhone your mom bought you and you have no reason to get up in the middle of the afternoon and trolling is all you have, but seriously try harder.
At least use what I'm actually saying against me. I never mentioned the camerawork or Jake being all edgy and alternative.
Cooper Lee
>evidence of my lateness everywhere
what did he mean by this?
Jordan Mitchell
Sure made a point and showed Villeneuve.
Let me deliver a counter argument via doing a grossly inadequate impression of you that may not even represent you remotely:
BROFIST XD
MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL AND LEAVE ME A LIKE.
YOUR GUY LEAFYISHERE, SIGNING OUT.
FUCK VILLENEUVE - I'M EDGY LOL
CHUCK IS NOT MY DAD - HE CANT TELL ME NOTHING *SLAMS DOOR WHILE CRYING*
WHY NEED A SAFE SPACE WHEN MY WORLDVIEW IS TRUE BECAUSE I, A 17YR OLD HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUT HAVE MASTERED THE SCIENCES OF CINEMATOGRAPHY, SCREENWRITING, DIRECTING AND ACTING BY VISITING A GUATEMALAN KNITTING KLUB
That's your argument level and how you conduct yourself. So my advice, whatever you wanna convey, try to have some balls behind and post something you can stand for, that is not a shitty 'OH I WAS JUST BAITING AND POSTED POST -IRONICALLY' cowardry that doesn't have a point.
Alexander Perez
If by real cinema you mean Leftovers then you should neck yourself ASAP.
Xavier Reyes
You're just flailing now. I bet your hands are shaking.
Gabriel Hernandez
ok bruv :^)
Leo Brooks
hey man I really hope you aren't actually that much of a super autist
Jackson Sullivan
Same
Josiah Nelson
>imdb sensibilities
is this code for "im a complete retard and don't know how to properly verbalize and organize my thoughts and opinions in a coherent manner"? Like you want to criticize this movie but you're too fucking stupid and thick to form an actual argument so you just meme and sperg out like an autist?
Dylan James
"it's too reddit" is getting too common and ridiculed so it needs a replacement by morons who can't actually articulate an argument.
Lucas Smith
>A great show like The Leftovers makes gives me flashes of Breaking Bad viewing hotpocket munchers being torn apart by the gunfire at my hand
are you retarted or something??
Also do you have any real criticism of the big V or just opinion and meme shouting?
Jeremiah Kelly
hahahaha
Charles Clark
>a great show like The Leftovers >The Leftovers >great show >being torn apart by the gunfire at my hand
holy fuckin shit are you one of them supertards? because you type like one
Kayden Evans
nice b8 m8 you get a (You)
you've managed to spin an 75 post thread without any real criticism of the movie
Dylan Walker
>a black man fucking your wife
shit if only i had seen this obvious bait sooner
Justin Butler
aeltbx ISN't korinefag are you retarded?
Juan Roberts
Let me guess: you loved Stranger Things didn't you?
Isaiah Hall
i hate when they use photoshop to makes eyes look whiter, it looks so unnatural
Christian Nelson
He seriously hasn't.
He thinks people just like it because it's shot well and Jake is anti-Christianity because those are the easy arguments.