WATCH IT CHRISSY

WHADYA HEAR, WHADYA SAY?

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WATCH IT HARLEY

heh heh heh

>tfw chrissy will never watch it

About to watch the final 2 episodes for the first time, don't know if I'm ready for this to be over.

Wish my luck bros.

>"Gravy's good tonight"
When the fuck is it never good??

I never understood this line. Who was Paulie quoting?

SACRE BLEU WHERE IS ME MAH MAH!?

Here, you should eat something first.

BEFORE, AND WAY BEFORE

which one is which?

If I start watching this show, am I going to gain so much weight?

Its not "whaddya know, whaddya say"...

its "whaddya hear, whaddya say"... and it's originally from James Cagney who used to say it in the old movies... Public Enemy... White Heat...

Paulie picked it up from his idol James Cagney, Vito picked it up from Paulie and messed it up.

btw Paulie's character is somewhat modelled after James Cagney in White Heat who also had a very peculiar relation with his mother.. and the pointing with the pinky finger too...

FUCK YOU SANTA

OHHHHHHHHHHH

Were Phil and Richie secretly fags?

They both spent a good number of years in prison. Richie needed to turn the lights off when getting blown and Phil's hatred for Vito might be because he secretly fucked a guy in the can

>tfw no svetlana gf

OOOOHHHHHHHH

Naaaah! Forget about it!

>>Here, have a sandwich.

I wouldn't call them fags but yes they had sexual experiences with men in jail and they had a complex about it

Is the guy who posts this the same one who used to post "THE REST OF Y'ALL KNOW WHEN I DURN TO YAH"?

Cagney also had a sort of peculiar relation with his mother in The Public Enemy, which is highlighted as Tony watches it throughout Proshai Livushka and eventually brings him to tears.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE

You're not gay if your pitching, especially in prison, where there are no women, according to their own fucked up rules. It was something they didn't talk about though, like eating pussy. What got under Phil's skin the most was Vito walking around living and breathing flaunting his homosexuality and shaming Phils family name, due to their relation via Vito marrying Phil's second cousin.

>I loved him like a brother-in-law
>they're 2nd cousins once removed in-laws
great line, or great line?

god there must be 3000 calories in that sandwich

Italians have a very strange concept of masculinity

It's nothing but fat and nitrates

so hungry irl...

Do you have a good Italian Deli nearby?

I have a theory that Ralphie wasn't actually going through any sort of spiritual change or awakening at all in the episode in which he died, "Whoever Did This". It's based on a few lines said to and by Ralphie in this episode. Firstly

>Please allow me to introduce myself
Said to the doctor as he walks out of the OR with Ralph's ex

and

>Where you there when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain?
Said to him by Father Phil when he goes to meet with him privately and attempts confession.

and finally

>Paulie, his kids in the hospital, a little fuckin sympathy huh?
Said by Tony to Paulie after Ralphie drops off his envelope and Paulie accuses him of crocodile tears

These are both direct lyrics from the Rolling Stones song "Sympathy for the Devil". Ralphie is viewed by many characters in the show and many more of the fans as a devil, damn near pure evil, or as close to it as a human being can get. Then comes this episode, wherein his son is hit by an arrow in the words stupidest game ever and rendered comatose, in which we are induced to feel sympathy for the devil.

Uncle ben....

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jesus those voices are spot on. kek

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especially the guy who played big pussy in the skit, that shit was dead-on

Just watched "The second coming". Why the fuck i was crying half of the episode?

one legged russian waifu

my first meadow though. but she's right

>tfw ёбaнaя кaбaнихa cпиздилa твoю нoгy

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Isaac Newton invented gravity cuz some asshole hit him with an apple!

where's da gabagool?

Only if you complete the Gabagool challenge (every time you see a character eat on the show, make the same dish and eat alongside them)

Only true kinosseur's have successfully completed it

Right here.

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>gabagool
>shitty french bead oven pizza with shit tier pepperoni
>gabagool

somebody shoot this fuggin prick

nice!

Oddly enough gabagool isn't even on list of foods to eat when watching Sopranos

>Chinese takeout
>sausage peppers and onions sangwich
>pasta

paired with an ice cold Rolling Rock

makes me sick when people say that GoT is superior to the gabagools, makes me sick

GoT isn't even superior to the shit that's airing right now, not to mention sopranos.

no. fml. literally all niggers and boring white people.
I am not amused...

You mean riGOT, right?

>constant >muhh heritage shit
>they go to Italy and look like total fucking clownshoes

Hilarious

Top 5 episodes, go.

1) Whitecaps
2) From Where to Eternity
3) The Blue Comet
4) Pine Barrens
5) The Strong, Silent Type

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that.

16 czhechkoslovakians

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yeah thats the point, their "culture" is thrice bastardized Neapolitan

no order

Test Dream
Whitecaps
From Where to Eternity
Soprano Home Movies
Whoever Did This

This is how I imagine Paulie fights

youtube.com/watch?v=PkenYHDfpOc

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the one one on the left is before, and the one on the right is WAAAAAAAAAY before

Why is this meme "Funny"? I've never watched The Sopranos.

he's just a funny character

>I'm not talking to this f

lost

That's David Chase, right?

Yeah, he has another cameo in the episode where the zips whack Rusty Milio, he's on the airplane to Italy at the end of the episode

Does anybody have a suggestion for a good sandwich spread please?

Hey paule, does it still itch?

FUCKIN QUEERS

Excellent list. Might have to bump off one of mine for Soprano Home Movies.

>it's a paulie kills an old lady and robs all of her money episode

Oil and vinegar or mayonnaise.

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how so?

Honestly theres so many great episodes its hard to narrow it down to 3, or 5 or even 10. A friend and I sat down once to pin down the best episodes and we each ralled off like 40 episodes without even thinking.

This implies there is a way to cry like a man. Is pic related it?

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I think it's actually a greeting the Mafia uses in real life. They may have taken it from Cagney, but I remember watching some documentary about the mob that mentioned "whaddya hear, whaddya say" specifically.

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is that prosciutto wrapped around cantaloupe? Is it good?

before and after

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Deli Mustard and horseradish

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What did he mean by pic-related?

>It's a SBD episode

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>It's a Lady Gaga playing stupid AJ's classmate episode

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You never let me feed you!

Top5:
1. Tony fucks a hooker
2. Tony watches a movie
3. Chrissy does heroin
4. Meadow fucks a nigger
5. Paulie Tells a real bad joke

>It won't be cinematic
>It won't be Tony's face you'll see
>this is the last episode we see Gloria
>the ending is Patsy picking up groceries and calling his wife, getting in his car and heading home
>it isn't cinematic
>gloria isn't mentioned for a few episodes until the next season when its announced shes dead
>it wasn't cinematic

what do you think

You forgot the Junior's varsity shit and "i've teached him how to play catch!"

Holy shit I never realised

David Chase is the absolute madman. Imagine someone trying to pull off that kind of artistic freedom today.

Not in my top 5. But my bottom 5 of top ten is:

6. Tony tries to fuck Dr. Melfi (parts 1,2,6,9,and 21)
7. Carmela Almost Cheats
8. AJ fails at everything, including suicide
9. Hey Look, another guy named Pussy!
10. Artie Bucco is a retard

Yeah. It's truly timeless. Every time I watch it I pick up something new. I recommend it to everybody. Bought the Blu-ray at release and gave away the UltraViolet code here on Cred Forums. I hope an user watched it and shared his love for it with others.

I remember that episode. I think it was called "Insane Broads Fuck So Good and Other Excuses Tony Has For His Infedelity"

idk why but i really really like this image.

Actually theese fucking threads made me rewatch it. I am watching now an episode about stupid broad of Tony's father and introducing moron-writer-aa-sponsor of a Chris.

That image has always given me immense keks

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Oh man. "In Camelot" has got to be the most uncomfortable episode for me to watch.

> Sopranos isn't on netflix

fuck senpai

>tfw no framed photo of Paulie

there is a hair on the food

that sequence had me rolling laughing
it's so absurd and the continuous escalation is classic paulie

mods are newfaggots

youtu.be/Qbqrzn6Jelk

Best impersonation of a heroin junkie. The way he walks and talks, and even his eyes when they are cleaning the corps of Ralph is beyond hilarious!

Amazon prime video

>It's a NEET episode

>It's a classic episode

>tfw hboGo
>tfw not a loser like you

HOW DOES HIS HAIR WORK?

its so weird

Oh shit I can stream that on ps4 too, thanks user

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I'm in the middle of a rewatch atm. Shit is so comfy. It's satisfying watching all the evolving character arcs

Yes yes Anthony Jr., killing yourself over a Puerto Rican whore with a kid is a good idea,

HOWEVER

>ukranian actress portraying russian amputee
it's like hiring korean to play japanese
those were different times I guess

>ukranians arent russian

WEW

WATCH IT STEWIE

go to bed Nikolai

She's more belorussian i think, she was born in Minsk, capital of Belorussia.
But she's russian nevertheless.

BANE?

i liked him more than brian. too bad seth macfarland is a narcissist who has to voice 70 percent of the characters.

Its called acting.

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I remember watching that episode when it aired and thinking "wow this show is just getting worse all the time"

Here it is like 8 years later and its still on the air.

How did you enjoy it m-

1) Pine Barrens
2) Funhouse
3) Whitecaps
4) Soprano Home Movies
5) Whoever Did This

Just finished watching at reading the AV Club review on it.

Fuck it was great, the tension in the final scene, I swear, one of the best finales I've ev

Damn, imagine dat smell

>AV Club

>he doesn't have a BTN account

She's so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food

>tfw best friend dropped it because "it's boring Mafia shit"
>he enjoyed all of Dexter and American Horror Story

Fucking fanook

>You look at ladies’ johns, you could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets

the BALLS on this prick!

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>mfw live in Jersey
>mfw can walk to a good Italian deli

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Should've told him to stop getting cunty.

youtube.com/watch?v=9_peSCECc4I
3:45

SHUT DA FUCK UP!

What do you think? Tony ded?

Favorite scene?

Mine is the season 1 finale with the whole family at Vesuvio

>Someday soon you're gonna have families of your own. And if you're lucky, you'll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.

Knowing everything that happens after just gives me chills every fucking time.

Why was carmella based and skyler a giant cunt?

Horseradish Mayo. It will change your life.

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OOOHHHHH

I really liked the assassination attempt on Tony in season 1. Objectively a bad scene because it was all over the place, but it would have been really solid if it was consistent.

just when i thought i was OUT...

Carmella had a nice fatty, I wanted to literally take a bite of her nice plump ass

Skyler I wanted nothing more than for her to drown, she was so boring and short-sighted and impulsive, a total child

CAZZATA MALANGA

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Watch it, Paulie!

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ITS ITCHING

>ywn whiff of her sexuality

Just watched the episode where Livia dies and holy shit that whole sequence after the funeral is so amazing

>Janice making Hesh speak first
>Chris high and rambling like a moron
>Pussy's ghost
>Carmela calling Janice's bullshit out in front of everyone

gold

new reaction image

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WATCH IT GRISSY :DDDDD

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This man did nothing wrong.

Tasteless normies.

Nah, doesn't make sense from a plot perspective, he'd solved all that by whacking Phil and squaring it with his crew.

I take it as that sense of tension, dread and paranoia is all in his head. The final scene shows us what it's like to be Tony for the rest of his life, however long that may be,

>friend told me season 6 was a little boring for him to finish

Its like david chase installed a pleb filter at the end of his show.

Tony is dead. It's explained though the camerawork of the last scene.
The pitch blackness is the moment he dies from getting shot.

No favorite, there are too many great scenes. One scene comes to mind where Tony gets out Janice's house to that Kinks Song after trolling the shit out of her. Or the one when he's in a coma, sitting on the bed to Moby while that fucking lighthouse is spinning in the back. Or when he's at the Inn at the Oaks. Or..

people like you think Ralph killed pie-o-my too

Kek

You should read that essay m8, master of Sopranos or whatever it was called.

South of the bordeeeeer
Down Mexico waaay

where the tuna fish plaaaay~

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>squared it with his family

lol no, Phil was shot in the head which was then crushed, thus denying him an open casket, and the hit went down in front of his blood family. Two big no nos. That would be a major disrespect to a Five Families family, especially coming from a glorified crew. The captains would demand a response and whoever wanted to take the reigns would have to answer, whether it was Butchie, or Little Carmine.

>implying this faggot is professional in any way whatsoever

What does that mean?

cunnilingus and psychiatry has led us to this

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WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT AROUND HEEEYAH?!

>A psychiatrist? They sent YOU to a PSYCHIATRIST?!
>Dad goes.
>He does not.
>Yeah he does.
>He does not.
>Yeah he does, grandma.
>To a psychiatrist?
>Yeah.
>He does not.

Livia's the shit

I don't know what you're talking about

GO AWAY OLD BAG
FUCK

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Oh, poor you.

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She lived through the Great Depression, but the "great depression" for her was a trip to Six Flags.

DAMN NIGGERS!

patrician's choice

>tfw can't even enjoy an ice cream without the fat fuck boss of a glorified crew chasing you down

Intintola fucking Carm in Nurse Jackie was the only redeeming factor of that show. I dropped it after they attempted to get me to pity her over losing her children.

The fights between Tony and Carmella in "Whitecaps." Can't think of a more real scene.

SHE WAS A
>File:

Intintola was a weird guy. Carm was right about him using his status to get off on toying with women. Some kind of weird mommy fetish shit.

WORD TO THE WISE, REMEMBER PLANET VEGETA

>The fights between Tony and Carmella in "Whitecaps."
Only the Nate/Brenda fight in Six Feet Under comes close youtube.com/watch?v=oi-rvruy70M.

Don't know the first part. But throughout that episode Junior kept thinking that Little Pussy Malanga (whom he ordered killed in the pilot but was unable to kill him at the restaurant due to Tony setting the fire) was coming to get him. When he shot Tony he was going senile due to Alzheimer's and thought Tony was Pussy.

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LIKE A FUGGEN DOCTA COCK SUCKA. TREE MENDUS.

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I haven't watched Six Feet Under, but it's on my list.

Is Tony bi? He didn't seem so upset when he found out Vito was a butt pirate.

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAFF

good job

>Jamal Ginsberg
>Hasidic homeboy

Are Sicilians white?

vito was a good earner, he probably would have swept it under the rug if the knowledge hadn't hit the NY crews before his

Niggah what. The whole point of that shit was to show Tony's conflicts with the mobster code of ethics, his views on business and his honest, personal views. He didn't give a shit that Vito was gay, Vito made him money. He probably felt the same way a lot of guys I grew up with feel about gays. "They're alright as long as they don't try to fuck me." How in the fuck do you get bi out of that?

holy shit that really is paul dano
also, when his character is freaking out about AJ's girlfriend having an original Parlophone Rubber Soul, he's actually holding an American copy. disappointing me family

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back in the day? nah, they papists - the KKK hated about as much as Jews and blacks.

>A psychiatrist? They sent you to a psychiatrist? That's crazy. That's all nonsense. It's nothing but a racket for the Jews.

Is there a more redpilled character?

>tfw she reminds me of my mom
>tfw my mom hates Jews
>tfw my father's grandmother was Jewish, thus making my grandpa Jewish
She wore him down to a nub just like Livia did to Johnny boy.

nothing but fat and nitrates

GABAGOO?

OVA HERE

Blackpill as fuck

Reminder never respond to the faggot Anne Erin.

>mfw you

There's that great episode in season 2 where AJ gets influenced by Livia's endless depressing statements and by the end of the episode Tony has to admit that AJ (and by extension her) actually makes a good point

>Why does everything have to have a purpose? The world is a jungle!

starcraft zerg sound effects

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>tfw Janice never got her comeuppance

She can't keep getting away with it.

thats nothing, my grandmother is pretty much literally livia

>italian
>hates jews and blacks
>has no filter
>negative attention getting
>neurotic as fuck
>dominates every situation by being needy
>have to walk on eggshells
>constant undermining
>wore my grandpa down to a little nub before he died

The other day my dad even said "now that my father's dead, he's a saint, but when he was alive, nothin".

So that literally makes me AJ

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Serious question - where/how do you buy gabagool? Apparently outside of new jersey it's called capicola, but I can't find any delis that sell it.
I'm Australian btw

just go to safeway you fucking idiot

Avoid bears, user.

>safeway
Back to Melbourne with you

bare left

Gabagool? It's ova here

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Just go to any restaurant and ask for the gabagool, they should have it

Reminder never respond to the faggot Anne Erin.

They have it at the Euro deli in the shopping centre near my place. If you can find some deli shop with hanging dried sausage things all over there's a high chance they'll have it I bet.

saying
>reminder never respond to tripfaggots
would be a lot easier and far more cohesive for tourists and newfriends

there's no such thing as a good tripfag

He's by far the worst and the one I see most frequently.

Don't think there's a big Italian community in Australia, so no surprise you can't get it in your local supermarket, or whatever it is that you guys have for groceries. You're probably going to have to find a specialty shop, or possibly even order it over the internet. Don't call it "gabagool" if you find a shop, and you'll be fine. And if you can't find it, I mean, it's just ham.

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feels good to filter scum m8

Italy is just a few kilometres south stupid

>Don't think there's a big Italian community in Australia
You're wrong about that

youtube.com/watch?v=2G9wlDUl9aE

Give me one thousand dollars

>it's just ham
Ordinary ham isn't full of fat and nitrates.

Why did Tony put his mother into a nursing home?

fuck off reddit scum

>Aussie wops
The ballbreaking must be off the charts

This moulinyan music is pretty chill

So's yer ma

>tripfag

>Reminder never respond to the faggot Anne Erin.

It was a RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

>It's a libertarian episode

you had to be the big man

I GET IT

>The fights between Tony and Carmella in "Whitecaps." Can't think of a more real scene.

This user knows what's up. Fight in the poolhouse is the greatest scene ever shot for television.

>>Don't think there's a big Italian community in Australia
>You're wrong about that

Maybe I am. I don't really know much about the demography of Australia. So just find an Italian Deli, preferably in an Italian neghborhood

Fuck now I know where I recognized him... That's the CTO guy from Mr.Robot.

THAT'S ME! ON THE AOL SESSION!

youtube.com/watch?v=J6RH4rJjwFc

>Ordinary ham isn't full of fat and nitrates.

If he wanted fat and nitrates, I'd tell him to eat your mom's cunt

TFW you're making your collections and Anthony Maffei calls you

that guy was so fucking insufferable for had such little screentime.

I bet you don't even know which one of the random background mafiosos was Anthony Maffei

>tfw no ferrets

Best parody or best parody?
youtube.com/watch?v=VgBD94cs0T8

the shitposting in these Sopranos threads is fast approaching the Bane threshold

i love it

He does not
A psychiatrist?

Had no idea it was this prick.
He did get some screen time tho.

>China men goes to the eye doctor
>looks at the China men's eyes
>eye doctor says he needs glasses
>says he has a cataract
>China men says "no I dont, I have a Rincoln Continental"

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I started this show 2 nights ago and am on episode 5. Uncle Junior just took the reigns.

What am I in for, lads? Starting EP5 now.

>inb4 spoilers

btw I bet that nephew faggot, who just had his butt buddy killed and his neck fucked up, gets killed when he tries making some terribly planned power move.

i already posted this newfag. read the thread.

I-i don't know, he's just a funny guy

Yeah, he disrespects the pizza parlor

Can you explain it to me then? I never understood that scene.

>nephew faggot
WATCH IT user

Funny how? Is it the way he talks?

He should have gotten more desu, with Bobby gone and the hierarchy devastated, he'll likely be the boss in no time at all, especially given he'll be running Bobby's crew.

I really wish the actor that played Albert Barese wasn't arrested for running a ketamine ring, he was my favorite amongst the minor characters and his position as captain over the large and highly profitable Barese crew would have likely left him running things after the cut to black.

Watch out for this guy - he becomes a badass

>tfw when Artie whacks that guy he finds out is banging Charmaine
>tfw he makes his bones and gets made
>tfw the episode when Artie starts a loansharking operation and becomes one of Tony's highest earners and Paulie almost kills him out of jealousy
>tfw he gets whacked in the middle of his packed restaurant

based june

Carmela at the Jewish psychiatrist - youtube.com/watch?v=bzVeLjj6Ao8

Runner up is probably Chris waking up from a nod and finding Adrianna's dog under him

wtf man, spoil that shit

Get a fucking life dude

get the fuck out user

I envy you so much user.
I'm waiting to forget enough so I can make another re-watch.

god if only. the show would have been ten times better if this happened.

then you haven't been here long, because he's just obnoxious, not the worst

not mentioning names because attention

>tfw it's been 3 years since the last run and still remember too much

Chris was the source of everything bad happening to Tony.

>Neapolitan
It's "Nobboly-Dobboly-or-Whatever", like AJ says, you fucking ditsoon.

Like a quarter through EP5 right now.

Tony brings in the psychiatrist into his circle and his wife bangs this preacher faggot doesn't she?

Nevermind, don't tell me, I'll find out soon. See you next thread.

Anna gunn

>that one guy who was walking down the stairs, saw what was happening, and then turned around and quietly walked back up stairs

This was the best thing about the entire scene.

>nephew faggot

Jersey was a glorified crew, and Tony was a fantastic captain but a terrible boss

>while the New York bosses ran they're operations out of up scale bars and restaurants, jersey operates out back of a pork store and strip club, no doubt similar to New York captains
>he gave orders and held meetings in his bathrobe and in his basement, when a don shouldnt even wear shorts
>He flipped his shit in front of the guys all the time, showing weakness and frustration
>None of his men really liked him or respected him behind his back
>he seems to be seen as more of a curiosity by civilians as oppose to a feared and respected mafia don

The Jersey family should have been an extension of New York, Tony would of had to kick up to Carmine and johnny but he would've had a lot more work and better deals on that work.
Tony would've been the best captain in that family, could've made boss when he was older and more mature, after being mentored by Jonny Sack

That shit was great, my buddy and I related to it so much. Not with pussy ass Chrissy but with Tony and Buscemi. There would always be that third guy that was just there to get shit on the whole time. Felt right at home watching the two of them rip on him.

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Bakaloumos is a mediterranean deli/grocers near dingley village. They sell it there for $27/kg, just picked up 200g.
I get it. He drives a Lincoln. So what?

fun fact Janus is a two faced god in Greek mythology

"Janus presided over the beginning and ending of conflict, and hence war and peace. The doors of his temple were open in time of war, and closed to mark the peace. As a god of transitions, he had functions pertaining to birth and to journeys and exchange..."

talked about Janus in a humanities class and thought there were some similarities with the sopranos' Janice

>on Cred Forums
>telling someone to get a life
just have an interest in vinyl, user

I'd push it to Cred Forums at the most internet shit is normievill now

did you have a stroke

best episode

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If I eat all your gabagool, will you die?

It would be extremely ballbusting

Commendatori!