Here's your foo.... Hold on you're not single are you sweetie?

>Here's your foo.... Hold on you're not single are you sweetie?

No, I'm double.


Check 'em

>Implying I'd fall for the vaginal Jew

Where's Tyrone you whore

No my mummy is in the bathroom

>tfw unregistered anvil and have to pay the falcon handler just to look the other way

i dont know why i do this too myself.

>girl looks me in the eyes and smiles
>think we could fall in love together

Kys.

I-I-I'm waiting for my f-f-fffriends..

y-you too

Whoops I mean.

No , bitch I am double *points upwards and to the right*

>>>>+++^^^

checkers

actually miss, I'm here with my falcon. he is allowed isnt he?

What did you mean by this?

bazinga

This is a pretty bad thread.

I'm just waiting for Mr. Right REEEEEEEEE

Where do you guys throw your candy bar wrappers when you're at the theater?

London?

>eating candies

This is an 18+ site boy.

What happened to Robert?

*punches you in the face*

>he doesnt know about the trash trenches

the trash

Where's the nigger?

xD

Hey there sugarcheeks. Why don't we grab a movie sometime?

I was until I met you ;)

Nobody who works concession would ever call what the peddle food. Not even some dumb bimbo.

*girl looks at me and looks repulsed*
*know that's just because she was thinking of all the filthy sex we could have*

...are you trying to hit on me?

RAPE, RAPE, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

×teleperts behind ya×
Bbrrrrtt nuthin presonnel kid

> Theater has seating rule preventing 2 blacks from sitting next to each other

This is the only way to watch movies in peace, famdangos.

>It's okay ma'am *tips fedora*; I review cinema for my youtube channel. Also, I asked for an extra large

I had a friend who fell into the trash trenches

He didn't know about the trash trenches tentacle monsters, they ripped him to shreds

>BBrrrtt
what are you a fucking AC-130 turret?

upvote if you get the reference

> be white
> go to movies with black buddies
> get kicked out of the fucking theater cuz black buddies brought beers into the theater and are talking over the screen.

It's better just to not have any nigger friends. They're not worth the trouble.

Is this the /reddit/ general?

pfffff, foolish broad, can you not see Executor, my beloved falcon, flying majestically?!
*unsheathes falconer's gauntlet*
*Executor perches on it moments later*

heh, the pitiful fols at redddit don't know what it's like to survive here, they couldn't make it in this untamed jungle, that's why they sliver away back to redddit to plant their karmatic trees and harvest their upvotes like sad, pathetic farmers