I want Susan Sarandon to ride my useless small dick and suffocate me with her huge beautiful aged saggy tits while I...

I want Susan Sarandon to ride my useless small dick and suffocate me with her huge beautiful aged saggy tits while I spurt out my pathetic load

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i want her to put my head in a glass case and drown me in her piss

Quality thread.

Can't say that I disagree with anything posted so far

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Nothing wrong with this thread

I had a dream recently where Susan was an evil witch and she grabbed on to my erect penis and wouldnt let go. She broke it off and made a magic sandwich with it.

How is she aging so well? She's like 75 years old

Got to say, really like this thread. It's absurd, it's funny and I think we can all relate a bit, at least on wanting to fuck an older cougar.

But hey, maybe that's just me? What says you, Cred Forums? Good thread? Not good? Seeing stuff like this on Cred Forums makes me feel at home.

Cheers.

cool thanks for sharing

I want her to do unspeakable things to me with a turkey baster.

She needs to clean her dentures.

hows her ass though?

I wish there were nudes leaked of her in the fappening. More so than any other. I have issues.

probably tastes like milk of magnesia

Right there with you, user. Cheers.

I want her to literally kill me
I want her to put a gun in my mouth and end my suffering

Is Susan the hottest over 65 woman in the world?

>ITT: Shows that went too damn long

It's because she looks like an older MEW.

There's a reality out there where they team up in a mother/daughter scene for Brazzers.

Please disregard and join me in the new thread I will be posting

how is she still gorgeous from head to toe?

She's so enjoyable.

An older MEW with tits.

JANET!

DAMMIT

I'd prefer if she teamed up with her actual daughter tbqh.

Aging can do wonders.

>young Sarandon with pixie cut

Her daughter is a clone of her holy shit. I want one.

He eggs should be harvested for science.

Where did she get the tits? Damn I didn't know they used to be so tiny.

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Stop wasting time and jerk off already, or fuck yourself!

>Tfw Susan Sarandon will never say this to me

What's the fucking point bros?

Same here. Gives me a nice sense of community. Love you guys.

That old bag probably smells of death and has a dry dusty cunt.
Y'all starfucking morons.

UNDER TITS WE UNITE!

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>Oh you wish

She's not even bragging. Just straight up telling the truth. She's based as fuck. It's like she knows she can say that and hardly anyone will argue with her.

fresh off the boat huh kid?