ITT: shit tier casting

>Refn is Blacked-tier
Wew

WDHMBT

>she's actually an 11
on a scale of 20, yeah.

It's a 10 everywhere.

>Drinking cum out of a glass

Wew

She has "that thing"

When she speaks my ears fucking bleed.

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A penis?

Cmon guys

She's lovely

>ywn gag on her 12 inch girl cock as she pumps liter after liter of cum down your throat

fukken saved

WDTMBT

>dat post-coital hairstyle after she's been throwing herself across the bed all night long

that's 1 hotter

>Those mirrors
Why are they there? Did they not realize this was going to happen?

Or was getting caught part of their plan?

:3

Literally has Rick Schroders face

DROPPED

>post-coital

DELETE THIS SHE IS PURE

youtube.com/watch?v=J37FfHHefdc

CUTE!

>Shitpostland
>Not Canada

pig faced abomination

She's not supposed to be a 10/10, she's supposed to be unique-looking.

A lot of supermodels have weird, alien faces you wouldn't normally consider attractive.

too pure for kisses?

hand holding ONLY

oh
s-sorry

>she's ONE (1) inch taller than me WITHOUT heels

Oh that was an actual actor. From how the pictures spammed about her always look I thought they were from Blacked.

>me WITHOUT heels

Do you often wear heels like Downey Jr?

she's lewd
lewd, i tell you
it's always part of her plan

Who /bestsemendemon/ here?

>she's lewd

i will NOT STAND FOR THIS

WE'RE FIGHTING
RN
ME AND U

What if Refn is actually the blacked-poster and intentionally framed and lighted some shots to be similar as a message to us?

If you're an adult male your shoes should have heels.

could we intertwine our fingers?

Yes, thats acceptable.

shh, don't fight the lewdness
just let it happen

Yeah if you dress like a nerd or work in an office like a cuck

:)

Especially if you're an adult male with the height of a 9 year old boy.

No, I mean if we were both standing barefoot she'd be an inch taller than me. If she wore heels she would TOWER over me.

I would hold that hand SO GOOD

She's the kind of girl who's favourite book is "Lolita" and loves vanilla domination but is afraid to ask for it. When she gets it she goes full ahegao

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do you think.. that.. I could hold both of her hands.. at the same time

fite me

Ultimate shit tier casting here

>your body expands as the cum bursts your stomach and fills every space beyond it and the sheer force of your arousal from that causes you to ejaculate

If only we could experience this.

Too risky. It would lead to excessive eye gazing

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TLJ wasn't shit casting. He could have been an amazing Dent/Two face if they were treating the property more seriously and had better people making the movie. You can even see how awesome he is when he first appears and torments that guard.

o-oh ok ;_;

what's wrong with this fucking board, i just wanted some cool movie recommendations

>i just wanted some cool movie recommendations
came to the wrong place m8, this is the waifu board

>this is the waifu board
FINALLY someone understands

It's for your own good

nice pic hadn't seen that one

Neon Demon is shit and Refn is a fucking hack. The only watchable film he made in the last 10 years is Drive, and that's mostly thanks to the Goose being a real human bean and the fact that it's based on a book.

The Neon Demon is his best film

you fucking pleb shitters sicken me

thanks

In no less than 100 words, describe EXACTLY what you would do with five uninterrupted minutes with elle's neck.

is she literally a forest fairy?

interesting premise, shitty execution
>muh visual storytelling
he just mixed together some pretty shots and hoped for the best

>swn lure you into the forest then drug and sacrifice you so your blood nourishes the soil
y even have blood ;_;

yes

>that round potato face
she's a qt but in no way is she model material, can't even see her cheekbones

j-just her neck?
i don't think i'd be able to resist wandering to other parts of her body desu

ONLY her neck, don't even THINK about touching that clavicle

The premise is the least interesting part about the film. It's completely simple and predictable. And that's ok.

w-what would she do if i forgot myself and started touching other parts of her?

Upload your folder please. Don't feel like saving every pic.

just imagine the sweetiness after she is done working out

For every minute you stray from her neck, you loose a liter of blood.

I'd start by laying her down on a couch like the one in the pic. I'd then begin kissing her lips. Slowly but thoroughly, and with enough shared saliva to produce a string or two when our lips part. After a minute or so I would start to kiss my way down her neck, all the while holding and caressing the back of her neck with my left hand. I would move slowly up and down along the sides of her windpipe with more aggressive kisses and the occasional lick. Eventually I would turn her head to one side and nibble her earlobe, all while cradling her head with one hand and gently rubbing her collarbones with the other.

And I'm out of time

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Both of your opinions are objectively incorrect.

fug
i-i think i'm gonna sacrifice a liter of blood so that i can spend the last minute groping her butt and boobies and rubbing her tummy a little bit
the first four minutes would involve much kissing and licking and gentle biting and caressing and maybe even a little bit of light choking if she doesn't mind that

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i buy a new axe, freshly sharpened, and go to town

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do you think she's the kind of girl who could achieve orgasm exclusively from nipple play?

>Slowly but thoroughly, and with enough shared saliva to produce a string or two when our lips part

fucking hentai loving weebs, that's a crap trope

post your own please

Are there any more of these?

>buy a new axe
>inside 5 minutes
damn you got the speedy hookups huh

Keely looks like she's dying

>ywn lure Elle into your rape dungeon and subject her to painful sexual torture

>Models are 10/10s

Since when? They've always been anaemic, ayylmao looking freaks. They're supposed to look weird.

idk but i'd like to try and find out

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I'm not a weeb

>ayylmao looking freaks
As an extraterrestrial i take offense to this.

Dakota is prettier

Is there a SINGLE photo where her neck isn't 100$ percent slutty? Is she just slutting out her neck 24/7??

maybe

Haha I love you.

It's not slutty, it's sensual

/sextape/ when

her face aged badly

Just give me a tripod and a Dakota

yea but she KNOWS its sensual and she shows it off so it becomes an act of sluttery therefore its a slutty slutty neck

You kidding me? that is the best part.

she's not a slut!
she just loves to please

I really prefer Dakota

Cute

She's not a slut, but her neck is. If her neck was a person it would be black widow tier slut

>50.jpg
nigga post the other 49

thisCall it what you want, but I don't want to discourage her from showing off her beautiful features.

what is suspension of disbelief

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she should cover it up. I'm just calling it what it is, a slutty slutty SLUTTY NECK

jfc this is too fucking lewd
spoiler that shit, it's basically porn

unfortunately no