Does anyone else think modern film and TV is total shit...

Does anyone else think modern film and TV is total shit? The only film from the last year I thought had any value was 'The Hateful Eight'.

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That because you are stupid.
Watch more movies not just Hollywood garbage.

>Go watch Swiss Army Man dude I swear yull love it

I still havent seen it nor do I plan to.

Dude there are great movies released in the last year alone.
Stranger Things
Transparency
Swiss Army Man
Deadpool
The Nice Guys
The Witch
A Sausage Party

>value
>Hateful Eight

Probably the most self-masturbatory film ever made. Such an enormous ego that you fucking make a movie that is imitating your other movies. Hateful Eight is an embodiment of autofellatio in movie form. Fuck Tarantino and his "Two more movies left and I'm done" shtick. What a fucking asshole.

Damn... I like never thought of it like this before..

This.
Its a tell tale sign of a newfag when he starts quoting Tarantino,much like Kojima on Cred Forums

This place is truly garbage, isn't it?

fuck off reddit

No but there was huge influx of new people in the past week.
I dont know where they came from all of a sudden,check the catalog,its full with garbage.

>Dude there are great movies released in the last year alone.
>Stranger Things
kill yourself faggot

>past week.
Like you? Cred Forums's been like this for a couple of years now.

Ive been here 6.
Whats your point?
The board was garbage this past week

>Whats your point?
That the catalog being spammed with shit every other hour has been the standard for a couple of years now.

No because most of the shit was pasta i had filters for.
Now its all so fucking random nothing ever works,there are always things that escape me.

>modern film is crap
>tarantino is good though

troll or idiot

I really don't know whether people quoting Kojima are actually making fun of him, or they are that retarded? And where does love for Tarantino come from? I don't know but I think Hateful Eight retroactively ruined all his movies for me. I can't stand them now, I think he "went too far in a few places."

>filters to block out all the porn and gore and Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums garbage
Share them please Mr. Hackerman

Are you aware that degenerate cunts like you have been saying that for decades?

Everytime a new era in any artform comes, there are a bunch of tasteless plebs who hate the new things just because they are afraid of any changes.

>Does anyone else think synths are shit? Digital garbage clicked on a computer
>Does anyone else think that coloured movies are shit? I only approve hard black and white chiaroscuro
>Does anyone else think brushes are shit? I only paint with a bunch of woolymammoth hair exclusively
>Does anyone else think movies are shit? Ancient greek drama plays is where it's at

Your opinion is invalid you basic ass insecure little pussy.

Yep, The Hateful Eight exposes that he is using a formula. truly, none of his films will stand the test of time.

no one yet has named a single good film or show, it is because they know the moment they say 'game of thrones' and 'stranger things' they will be admitting I'm right

It is, unfortunately.

Well they are called Kojidrones for a reason.
Anyway that idiot never had original idea since the day he was born.
His metal gear series is straight up copy of a game that came out much earlier called Illusion City.
He is nothing more than a guy that pick up less known games just like Tarantino pick us less known movies and mashes up together hoping nobody will notice.

Just add
What did he mean by this
what did she mean by this
cuck
iq
and you have now filtered 50% of it

Watch more films, fuckhead

But don't listen to this retard The only good thing he mentioned is The Witch

u sound mad

>people actually took this bait
Jesus Christ guys

Shows are cash grab cancer no matter the time period you fucker.

Also great movies of 2016 so far:
The Wailing
The Lobster
Embrace of the Serpent
Midnight Special
The Witch
Green Room

The Revenant was much better than Hateful Eight.

American Crime Story, The Night Of, Westworld and Atlanta are the only good shows released this year

fpbp

>Also great movies of 2016 so far:
>The Wailing
>The Lobster
>Embrace of the Serpent
>Midnight Special
>The Witch
>Green Room

holy fucking kek

pls be troll

>no The Neon Demon
>The Lobster listed

DROPPED

Total new releases viewed in 2016: 0

I tried sitting through the Nice Guys, but turned off that piece of shit due to the way they incorporated the child into the plot.

I will not watch capeshit, reboots, kid flicks, forced diversity, or "stronk womyn" shit, and 90% of what the Jews in Whoreywood release fall into one of those categories.

This desu.

Post yours.
>inb4 capeshit

watch neon demon,its actually the only release this year even worth discussing and not even because of refin or elle or whatever its called.

>recommends a film about fashion model vampires

Beta orbiter spotted....

>posts a tv show

The film isn't about fashion or vampires. I don't think you've seen it.

Neon Demon is a chick flick, dude.

No, thanks.

oh hai

>being so fucking dense
Jesus

as if

>went too far in a few places
>using a formula
Kek

>make criticism without actually examples
Got anything beside buzzwords?

OJ was documentary, hardly comparable to trash like tv shows

>Neon Demon
>Jesse (Elle Fanning) moves to Los Angeles just after her 16th birthday to launch a career as a model. The head of her agency tells the innocent teen that she has the qualities to become a top star. Jesse soon faces the wrath of ruthless vixens who despise her fresh-faced beauty.

It's a film about bitches FOR bitches, like you.

Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit, eunuch.

Your theory is based on the false notion that one needs to relate to the characters on screen to enjoy them.

No surer sign of stupidity than taking pride in being ignorant.

What am I supposed to write a fucking essay to prove my point? That's just my fucking feeling about his work, you can either agree and disagree. It's not academia that you need to have your claims backed with evidence. It's Cred Forums you stupid moron.

All of the ones I recognize
>The Lobster
>Embrace of the Serpent
>The Witch
>Cosmos
>No Home Movie
>Cemetery of Splendor
>Knight of Cups

are from 2015 just so you guys know.

Theatrical release of my country != festival release in Cannes/TIFF etc.

you don't count film festival release dates in your ranking, or else you'd never be able to put films on a list if you didn't see them in the year they premiered, which is more often than not one or two years away from theatrical (i.e. when you actually can see them).

more like 'The Hateful Bait'

If this isn't bait just kill your self.

Says the moron taking pride in the defense of hot garbage...

Nah, but it's similar to video games in that only a handful (if that) of good things come out in a year and the majority of the big stuff is retarded blockbuster shit.

Though I'm not that good at finding indie films at this point so it could be better than I'm thinking.

So what you're saying is you're here for people to just validate your obtuse opinions.

Yeah, I'm the idiot.

criticsroundup.com/your-film-of-the-week-2016/

>I only watch tough movies form men like Batman
>*tips fedora*

No, I don't seek validation. I am just expressing my opinion. I'm killing time. I'm watching fucking sopranos on one of the screens and I have this shithole on the other. This thread rustled my jimmies so I felt compelled to write my opinion.

But I guess being this autistic makes you mentally retarded as well.

See

Reading is hard, huh?

You would enjoy this manly movie from this 2016, it's about manly men doing passionately and exclusively heterosexual athletic endurance activities.

That was a good document, obviously I'm not this pollack getting triggered btw.

>all this beta male butthurt

What terrible form, he's just asking for someone to grab his wrist and break his fucking elbow

Have you enjoyed this all male kino? It's a film about men FOR men, like us.
If you think this is toxic masculinity, you are literally a nu-male cuckold from tumblr

>probably raised by a single mother to be a subservient little bitch
>gets assblasted when real dudes don't condone his submissive faggotry

You seem upset, sunshine.

My quads obliterated your off by one just like Peanut Untouchable destroyes whiteboi's asshole
No homo

you mean people who aren't afraid to enjoy something that's critically acclaimed anyways because they're not being tryhard faggot hipsters like some of you plebs

The new Ghostbusters was critically acclaimed as well :^)

>comparing that shit to renowned auteurs who are disliked simply for reaching the mainstream
hipsterfaggot pleb mentality, folks

>renowned auteurs