>When you work in TV Field Production (as I do) you encounter many interesting crew guys with many interesting stories. This year at the Sundance Film Festival, we had just wrapped an interview with David Schwimmer where he told a funny story about Sly Stallone leaving his wireless mic on while being 'attended to' in a bathroom on set, and the evil sound mixer who turned up his volume for all to hear.
>Once Schwimmer was gone our gentle Utah Local Audio guy, turned to us sheepishly and said, "Man, Schwimmer's story is nothing, I've heard way worse in my headphones on set."
>The room went Silent. Our Sound Guy is one of those soft sincere dads who works in TV in a small town and is more impressed with his daughter's report card than a Hollywood star, so we were SHOCKED to hear what came out of his mouth next...
>"Remember a few years ago when Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were here shooting Project Greenlight?" (They had gone to Sundance to interview directors and writers and try and create a publicity stunt and an episode out of it.) "I was doing sound in the condo where they were both lodging and filming. At one point Ben took a break from shooting and disappeared upstairs to his bedroom. By mistake he left his wireless mic on."
>"Jennifer Lopez was there with Ben, but was hiding out in his room the whole time. At first when I heard Ben kissing her hello, I immediately went to turn the volume down on my headphones. But then they started kissing loudly and making noises, and I felt so guilty, but I left the sound up, and heard Jennifer saying 'I love you baby, I love you... You wanna get busy, baby. You wanna get busy?'"
>"Then I heard Ben reply, .'Are you sure you're feelin' better? I don't want you to shit on me again.'"
>Silence. Then screams from everyone on our crew. Our dear sound guy seemed like he had finally told a story he'd been holding onto for years, and was relieved to tell people who found it more funny than disgusting. I think it is perfectly both.
Kayden King
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Jackson Taylor
what kino is this?
Luis Howard
>ywn fuck Jennifer Lopez in the ass so hard that she shits on you after
why even live bros
Nolan Collins
they should use thicker fabric in those things, I mean I can see the butthole circumference perfectly
Juan Cruz
Can see her poopy hole
Aiden Young
>You wanna get busy, baby. You wanna get busy? what did she mean by this?
Julian Butler
>girls need to be ass fucked to shit on you.
Jayden Richardson
oh, yeah i guess it's an old saying, but 'getting busy' meant to fuck.
Nicholas Gutierrez
That she wanted to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend/husband. From his reply we can assume she likes his penis in her rectal cavity.
Bentley Flores
hnnnghh who's asshole is this
Jaxson Garcia
>mfw poo on the dick
Michael Thompson
What a turn off, just imagine her nasally spic voice "busy baybee wanna get busy baybee?" and then she shits all over your dick
No wonder he dropped the stupid cunt
Julian Peterson
Wow, you mean to tell me that an adult female had anal sex with an adult male and that she didn't have an enema beforehand? What the FUCK is the world coming too.
I wish there was a joocier story
Cooper Sullivan
>had anal sex breh, they didn't have anal sex. I mean, they might have at one point, but she didn't shit on him because of anal sex
>ywn screw JLo "in the back of a Volkswagen" with Affleck
Hunter Flores
Yea i'm sure those panties wern't SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED for this purpose
Thomas Lopez
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Logan Scott
>ywn vaginally fuck a sick JLo so hard that when she cums her bowels release and she squirts liquid shit all over you and your expensive suite
Isaac Thompson
>this is someone's mom
embarrassing tbH
Gabriel Morgan
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Caleb Myers
guys pls i need to know who this is, is it a random dancer or somebody famous
Adrian Smith
It's either Jennier Lopez, or ariana grande. I'd say the former.
Blake Kelly
It's jenny from the block. and her bunghole
Carson Gonzalez
You almost had me until that "get busy" shit. No way anyone under 60 would say that and that's not her butthole it's too low. Looks like some feminine wetness right over her pussy hole to me.
Colton Clark
Can she please just stop with the wannabe twerking Kardashian-Minaj act? It's really sad to watch
Easton Moore
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Brody Hill
damn is that really jenny? didnt even recognize her. nice, guess i've seen her asshole now. are these new pics?
Aaron Brown
What?
Chase Richardson
Is this bait? She was "twerking" long before Kim and Niki were on the scene.
Grayson Barnes
Seriously. There are people in this world with stories and experiences so insane it's like my life isn't even worth living in comparison
Jeremiah Ward
I was wrong I just zoomed in its butthole/taint sweat alright. Her pussy looks beat up and meaty.
Evan Gutierrez
not enough celebs showing their assholes, finally I get something
Robert Moore
t. virgin
Luis Cruz
But if he wanted her to shit on him (belive me, I'd love her to shit on me) then why is he saying A) he didn't want it to happen, and B) asking if she's sick: implying it was an accident the first time.
Sorry dude, you're just wrong.
Tyler Richardson
That's a shoop, right?
Gavin Perez
shooped right?
Gabriel Gutierrez
thank you, now i have to delete op's pic. the face.
Nolan Martinez
how the fuck isn't that her asshole wtf
explain your logic. How did you ever form that thought and type it out
Nathaniel Price
>doesnt bleech her butt fuck me i need to eat that
Kayden Allen
>cheeks hanging on eyes, like some old skin bags ew
There's a difference between getting a little bit of shit on your dick from anal, and somebody shitting on your dick
Grayson Anderson
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Nolan Cox
She was the Ass Queen way before those plastic hoes where even 12.
Chase Watson
Nah one time my ex was taking this medication for something and I was fucking her doggy and when she came her ass let loose and wet shit came out.
James Cooper
J-Lo?
Lincoln Bell
Sex sounds nasty. Virgin master race represent.
Mason Morris
She didn't wipe very well.
Camden Baker
broads need to shut up. talk is such a boner killer.
Juan Johnson
Once knew a guy in college who showed us these videos. He thought it was hilarious while the rest of us sat around letting the awkwardness settle in the room
Logan Flores
No way this isn't a shop. You can see her pussy hangin out ready for some celebrity to grab it, because he's a celebrity and all. Kiss em without asking even.
Brody Hughes
Turkey time?
Jordan Ward
*raaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*
Jayden Anderson
Dark buttholes make me rock hard
Asher Rogers
fuck, I'm disappointed.
Cooper Gutierrez
A girl shitting all over you is not the kind of experience you should go after
