BASED

hooray

With him gone and the mixed reception of Spectre, it was almost certain things would move in a new direction. Time for more needless mopey backstory and quite possibly another phoned in performance.

>"Fuck me money."
> -- Adam Carolla

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> For Your Eyes Only
> Moonraker
> Octopussy

All three of these films are better than Man with the Golden Gun and arguably give Live and Let Die a run for its money

Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston on suicide watch.

i don't mind him as Bond
as long as the next movie is unrelated to the previous ones

no way man he already has that

this is that "ensure your family doesnt worry about money for the next 10 generations" money

>bald
>manlet

bond

yeh sure.

Hollywood really hates taking risks these days.
Graig will keep on playing Bond until he stops breathing.

dunno, Live and Let Die is pretty great, the drawn out music-less boat chase scene notwithstanding

mad nigger detected

>we will never get a replacement actor in his 20s that goes from brazen rookie to masterclass professional over the course of 20 years
>"bond goes rogue" will never be a surprise or a twist again

>b..b..but muh elba

all craig movies

that 100 odd mill probably resparked his love for the franchise.
funny cos last i heard he fucking hated the bond films.

you've made a terrible mistake...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Elba said himself that his too old and ugly to play Bond.

Didn't anyone even listen to that?

>Craig's final film won't be a cat&mouse thriller where he hunts down a world-infamous assassin
>the film won't have a string of clues implying that this assassin is a former mi6 agent
>when craig eventually unmasks him, the twist won't be that it's pierce brosnan

I don't get why they would give him so much money? He's nothing special. Just bring in another dude, put on his fitted suit and make him say the meme lines. Voila it's your next bond and you just saved a shit ton of money.

Sony has appalling writers
They literally wouldn't know where to start if they had to reboot the franchise

>mads
>bardem

Who fuck can top that villains?

It's essentially brand loyalty which they want to exploit, the luxury of which is very comfortable for them. Any middling script they churn out will make twice as much money with Daniel Craig's face and the promise audiences think comes with him.

this would be the ultima kino franchise

License to Kill
Quantum of Solace

>possibly the opening sequence to Diamonds are Forever (possibly).

Idris Elba.

also Die Another Day

I would normally agree but the Connery ones are good. Also, they made most of the cliches. It's like reading Dune: you forgive it because it was the original.

Thank god, let Craig Bond end with a good movie.

>filename
I see what you did there

Fucking leave already old man

100 MILLION

the absolute madman actually pulled it off

I like him as Bond, it wasn't his fault that Spectre and QoS were so shit, and Skyfall so mediocre. He was great in Casino Royale, and I do wish they go with that route again, instead of what Sam Mendes is trying to do. He's a good director but he simply cannot do James Bond.

oh right, conveniently forgot about that one...
you're right

he outjewed the jews

thanks... and pic saved
She was one of highlights of that film.

Due to a writer's strike, he wrote a lot of Quantum of Solace. Now, which parts, I don't know. I doubt it was plot and most likely dialogue.

God I hate Bond, he's such a sexisy, misogynist, asshole.

What's that? How many millions?

Haha, fuck my morals, Imma get rich.

They should adapt Carte Blanche.

I haven't read it but it sounds a million times more interesting than Spectre.

thank fuck
hopefully it's way smaller in scale than spectre

Agreed.
>opening scene derailing a train

I'd love to see pic-related; it avoids almost all the clichés of the films and it's original source material.

They needed to drop the Craig series after the fucking disaster that was Blofeld. Waltz had nothing to work with, you could tell he was frustrated at the awful writing and the utter lack of impact Blofeld had. That torture scene made me want to walk out the cinema. They all seriously read a script detailing the motives of the mastermind behind Bond's misfortunes and nodded along when they read him say the word cuckoo a bunch of times?

Fuck dude, that would be good.

pretty much this

only he was just virtue-signaling in the first place, it is Hollywood after all

KYS with that shit fan theory

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA

ELBA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

"M-M-MUH STRONG AND CHOCOLATEY BOND. VERY QUINTESSENTIAL ;_; "

ELBA KEKS ETERNALLY B-T-F-O!!!!

hasn't he been playing the "I'm too old for this shit" for like several movies now?

Mads is so based.

They're driving this fucking character into the ground

2old

Based jew cucking the studios a d making 200% more money

>Already 47
>Wil be 50 by the time the next film comes out
>Already looks like shit
>Spectre was dog shit

Its Roger Moore all over again

First post, best post.

GOOD TIER
-Cassino Royale
OK TIER
-QOS, Skyfall
WORSE THAN DOG SHIT TIER
- Spectre

people actually like these new bond movies and want more?

...

why do you think he said he didn't want to be bond anymore
so they'd pay him more fucking money

it worked

Quantum of Solace was good

If you disagree you should consider getting some taste

QoS is one of the worst Bond movies ever made.

literally who cares. Casino Royale is good but the other 3 have been so forgettable.

Sure.
I still enjoy them.
It's no different than those silly anime cartoons.
In fact, in the 70s there were daily comic strips with psychedelic drugs and blaxploitation.
>pic related: "Die with My Boots On"

Moonraker's laser gun fight in outer space was pretty fucking gay, though...

Upon re-watching, I agree.

>putting Skyfall above Spectre
Your pleb is showing, user

Casino Royale > Skyfall > Quantum of Solace > Spectre

if you disagree you should consider killing yourself

>it's an autist pre-actively tells everyone who disagrees with him to kill themselves so that he doesn't have to deal with the inevitable arguments against his shit opinion episode

>only one good film
You may leave now, daniel

Shit those two old faggots look like inbreed trolls in Eva's stunning presence.

kys my man

It's like pottery, it rhymes

end your existence senpai

Are you from tumblr by any chance?
I seem to recall hearing their tactic of dealing with disagreement was to tell everyone that disagreed to kill themselves for being a "shitlord"

>Mads inbreed troll

Pls go Burton

>meme films
kys

off urself f a m

>just keep smiling Jeffrey, just keep smiling

kek

exactly my thoughts

they're all shit other than casino

james bond just needs to end. stop making them.

Who's Jeffrey? Does Javier have a friend out of shot that he's talking to?

...

finish thyself, m8

MEME FILMS
youtube.com/watch?v=I6iksKTURlA

youtube.com/watch?v=cUX2Mj4SN7o

Are they bros?

top kek, so this judenschwein kikesau finally sold out to the jewshits ruining the world although he literally wanted to cut open his wrists if he had to play Bond yet again?
money talks, bullshit walks.
I bet this cuckold also votes hillary.

done?

Shame. We'll have to wait a few more years to see "James Bond: Beginnings" - starring James Norton - finally happen

Proving the point, eh?

for as retarded as that slide whistle makes it, that is still one kick ass stunt

Moonraker: hovercraft gondola scene & Star Wars laser battle in space = retarded & made this movie crappier.

oooh...
That WOULD be a good choice.

I guess, I had hard time with the last one and I'm kinda tired, so yes

oh shit I could actually see that

I'd prefer Cavill but he might be tainted with the Superman thing now

Craig is the worst bond the franchise has ever produced

The name'd Bond.

James Bond.

AURRGH

Good
your opinions are shit

that spoiler!! KEK!!

This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten

You kiddin, breh? She's the ugliest one in that pic.

the contract says he has to wear black face to look like idris elba

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I love Craig as Bond but tHEY HAD A PERFECT END IN SKYFALL!
AND THEY SOMEFUCKINGHOW MANAGED TO
NOT
FUCK IT UP WITH SPECTRE
DO
NOT
CONTINUE
YOU
WILL
RUIN
EVERYTHING

The only thing they need to get rid of is John Logan. Script was weak as fuck in those last movies.

I can live with that except Connery is also Patrician. Dubs confirm.

>doesn't step down to give one of the most illustrious parts in the world to a POC

What a racist.

kys

>James Bond: Beginnings

>Well, wasn't Ian Fleming a racist anyway?

"I don't think I've ever heard of a great Negro criminal before,' said Bond. 'Chinamen, of course, the men behind the opium trade. There've been some big-time Japs, mostly in pearls and drugs. Plenty of Negroes mixed up in diamonds and gold in Africa, but always in a small way. They don't seem to take to big business. Pretty law-abding chaps on the whole, I should have thought.'
'Our man's a bit of an exception,' said M. 'He's not pure Negro. Born in Haiti. Good dose of French blood. Trained in Moscow, too, as you'll see from the file. And the Negro race are just beginning to throw up geniuses in all the professions--scientists, doctors, writers. It's about time they turned out a great criminal. After all, there are 250,000,000 of them in the world. Nearly a third of the white population. They've got plenty of brains and ability and guts. And now Moscow's taught one of them the technique."
--Live & Let Die

Even chapter 5 of that book was titled "Nigger Heaven".

...

This
Agree, especially with the Dune analogy

>tfw when he's 100% right tho

...

>contextless and emotionally empty opening scene
>embarrassing intro animation thought up by five year olds
>immediately followed by a cringe inducing """""epic""""" parkour action scene

And this is supposed to be Craig's best Bond film? ...Yikes

At least the poker scene is realistic... right?

...

>tfw in 2016 SJWs will call this racism and alt-righters will call this blind progressivism
*sigh

change CHAD to EDGELORD and I'm on board

More like "I'm plastered let's buy an island" money.

dubs confirm you are a beta

>>>immediately followed by a cringe inducing """""epic""""" parkour action scene
i very much enjoyed that scene desu

IDRIS ELBA BTFO

YESS THANK YOU CRAIG.

Now he and Waltz can do a sequel to Spectre

Is Craig /ourguy/?

They should just remake Blackadder the 2nd together
youtube.com/watch?v=bY41eD4lS28

>passing on objectively the best choice
This is a mistake

that's not James Norton though

I know, right? Ian Fleming didn't give a fuck. Man of his time and war hero is like the honey badger: he don't give no fucks.

Ah well... one can only wish some independent studio would get the rights from the Broccoli's and actually do it right.

Eva green is so fucking ugly. I wish her, Anna Ratface and that other uggo roastie I can't remember the name of would just stop appearing in movies

The man from Uncle was so GOOD

how would Cred Forums feel about Jamie Dornan as Bond?
dude can act and has the looks, too bad about the fifty shades of grey shit

Holy Crap! I see what you did there.
Noice... Noice...

>mfw all these actors will lose all their cuckbux when based Russia finally nukes us all into Oblivion

Fuck that, Fassbender or Cavill or bust.

too handsome

You have awful taste.
He's very good looking, more of a Jack Ryan than James Bond though.

>modern bond
>less gadgets, less dialog, less needless sex, less cars, less bond hitting on women
>people wonder why bond is terrible

>rebooted the series
>the last Brosnan movie was a fucking joke with invisible cars and lasercanons in space
>put Bond back in the spotlight
>made more money than God

Casino Royale was really great, the others not so much.
Can't blame Craig though, he's fine

>James Bond starring James Norton
tss Octopussy? I bet she has 8 cooters or sumthin

Fix your glasses, fag.

One more so they can introduce his successor and do a hand over???

Never saw it... but I've got free HBO until tomorrow and it's being aired at some point. You would say it's worth recording to view later?

>that pic LOOKS like a Bond. Though Tom Hiddleston is the more like Fleming's description of Bond if one's looking for an actor to play the part. pic related: Hoagy Carmichael.

fastbender or cavill, best choices.

So, Mr. Bond... I am the architect of all your pain.

One of my pet peeves was that in the films they omitted the scar that ran down his face.
Oh well.

Didn't Craig say something that he'd rather stick a metal pole up his anus than play Bond again? Did he realize that he doesn't have a career outside Bond films? Why would they hire him after he talked shit about doing Bond films?

I liked him in Sylvia. Played a real dick but in a convincingly human way.
That was the first I remember of him in films.
But those indies aren't money-makers, you're right.

This. Especially as an epilogue to the first film. It cuts out all the stupid bullshit that typically pads Bond films (most Bond movies are 180 minutes or more, QoS is just over 90) and pic related was a great Bond girl

Only plebs and memers hate QoS

They offered him a lot of money

Here's your reply

So he was just playing hard to get to get a higher salary in the negotiations?

Definitely worth a watch. Fun as fuck.

Parkour scene is GOAT

I'm glad he doesn't hate the role. I hope they will make only one kill off Oberhauser and be done with the whole thing.
Unlikely though. The series will last forever.

CAN'T REIGN THE CRAIG

why would ironic shitposters care about facts when posting idris elba in Bond threads gets them Yous?

Literally half a billion
He's taking one for his family till the dawn of western civilization

Better than a movie with Saruman and Tatoo?
Please.

kill you're selve

>James Bond will always be a white male in all the upcoming movies forever
BUT
>there will be a tranny bond girl in one movie

would you push the button?

>we'll never get a The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sequel because of this shit

Absolutely not, at least blacks are real and not a glorified mental delusion.

Yes, there's nothing saying bond has to sleep with the tranny.

Cavill would have been a good choice for the new Bond, but he's have to tone it down a bit with the muscles.

I enjoyed Man From U.N.C.L.E more than Spectre 2bh

In seriousness he would be the perfect M, his age fits perrfectly

Same. Uncle had a lot of charm.

we don't know...

>Peter Wyngarde

>In seriousness he would be the perfect M

They already have the perfect M in Fiennes, if he were to get a role in a Bond movie it should be as a villain, preferably NOT written by Simon Pegg.

Except all of the "padding" you speak of is what makes Bond movies worth watching, and the directing/editing in QoS is complete shit. As for Olga, you can barely even call her a Bond girl because she and Daniel Craig don't even so much as flirt.

She actually had better chemistry with Pierce Brosnan in The November Man, which was a far better movie than that piece of shit Quantum

>the double secret twist is that Brosnan is backed by Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton
>the triple twist is that Sean Connery was pulling the strings all along until he was crippled by Brosnan, who was turned and went rogue after realizing the same thing Connery, Moore and Dalton did

DiCaprio would be a great Bond Villain. Cillian Murphy too.

Brosnan was overrated. His last few flicks stalled out the franchise and nearly killed it.

Elba should play a villain who is a more amped up and successfull of his character fro Beasts of No Nation. A warlord who was broke through the veil and risen to the world stage. Leading a narco state rogue nation type deal fueled by the blood diamond trade and child soldiers.

Thank fuck

Tasker, Harry Tasker.