Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is an underrated piece of horror kino

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is an underrated piece of horror kino

Perfect 70s setting
Gross gore
Cool actors
Nods to the original movie I will never watch because its too old

I doubt the remake is better than the original but I didn't even really like the original and think it's a case of something being more influential than good.

Alexandra Daddario > Jesscia Biel

Honestly the original is the most effective horror movie I've seen. Leaves me feeling depressed for awhile every time I watch it though, really effective.
The scene with the hammer near the beginning is the best scene in any horror film in my opinion.

Nice meme opinions.

Daddario is ok, but not in my harem (yet)

Hang yourself iFaggot you subhuman piece of shit

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Literally no need to bully

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How can you it's a nod if you've never seen it?

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You don't have to bait so heavily to get a TCM thread going. Biel pics will do. Anyway, the remake looks too slick and polished just like all the other Platinum Dunes remakes. They can't recreate that low budget grit from the original.

Film sucks, watch the original instead.

Top tier actress

what is she trying to say with this pose?

Dr. Sawyer, I'm DD

>back when mammario and biel were actaully good-looking

Daddario looks exactly the same, the fuck are you talking about? Biel just bulked up and changed her hair color.

bridget reegan fucking retard shitposter is the cancer of this board

>please rub your cock on my tummy
Or something like that senpai

maybe if you are completely blind, she was properly in her prime in the early 00's
she's still living off of her looks a decade ago

that malcolm in the middle girl grew up hnnnnng

Fucking faggot director agreeing to her wearing a bra

what the fuck why is this movie so dreary
the original was colorful as fuck
look at this shit
what happened to colorful movies Cred Forums

...what exactly is the difference supposed to be here you idiot? lol

Now that you mention it, it's probably the over saturation that made the movie feel like a hot Texas afternoon. Also provided a good visual contrast to all the violence and grossness. Brilliantly shot movie tbqh.. When will this color grading meme go away

how can you not see it?
>top pic
>tits are firmer
>belly is smaller
>face is smoother
>hair is better

are you pretending not to notice or how massive of a homo sex are you?

Why don't you use a pic from her in baywatch

Her...hair is better? She's wearing it up in the second picture. Her tits are "firmer" because she's wearing a bra and not a bikini. Her stomach is bigger, sure; but that's not enough to warrant a ">back when mammario and biel were actually good-looking" shitpost. Especially since she's already lost that weight for Baywatch.

I miss younger, thicker Alexandra.

kys

Hang yourself iFaggot

Big tits on skinny girls is gross

>what happened to colorful movies Cred Forums
They were killed.

Though I will say you will probably find movies with actual color in indie shit.

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pit game stronk

t.homo

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Hang yourself iFaggot

Just a shitty Platinum Dunes remake. Totally devoid of what made the original good.

I completely agree. The way the man keeps trembling after being hit in the head and thus still being alive. The pig-like scream from leatherface.

Best horror movie to date.

>underrated
It's very accurately rated, because everyone thinks it was terrific.

Hang yourself iFaggot

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