Louis C.K. on the Time He Met the ‘Real Trump’: A ‘Miserable,’ Money-Grubbing Narcissist

>While working at Trump’s Castle in Atlantic City C.K. started to notice a disturbing trend

>“I saw this thing happening where buses were showing up from all over the country with little old ladies,” he explained. “They take what little they have…They take that nothing, the little tiny scraps, and they turn it into chips and they pour buckets of money into his machines.”

>When Trump and his toupee finally made an appearance in Atlantic City, Louis was shocked to see that he just walked around, expressing absolutely no gratitude to the folks who filled his coffers. “He didn’t say ‘thank you’ to anybody, he just walked around… and when I was in the elevator with him I just looked in his face, and he was just miserable looking. And everybody was so excited to see him, and they’re giving him everything.”

>“He has everything, right? And they’re leaving on the same bus just with nothing; they’re ruining their lives. And I saw this like as a reverse-charity…These women, these old ladies, they don’t need anything. They live in a shitty place and they have two dollars, and they’re like, ‘Eh, I don’t need it, it’s ok, he needs it!’ If he looks in the mirror, and he has ten dollars, he’s going to kill himself.” He concluded, “He has a $10 billion deficit in his heart. So if he doesn’t have that much money, he’s nothing. So they were like, ‘Donald, you take this!’ Because they’re invested in his charity.’”

> Trump’s insatiable love of money has somehow metastasized into a president-sized hole: “He’s like, ‘Thank you for your money, now I need control over your lives.’”

>As for Hillary, Louis was adamant, “I don’t think she needs any advice from anybody. She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my mom"

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

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>women voluntarily part with their own money
>WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE TRUMP IS, LITERALLY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THESE WOMEN WHO CHOOSE TO GAMBLE

wtf? i hate trump now.

>>As for Hillary, Louis was adamant, “I don’t think she needs any advice from anybody. She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my son's wife"
fixed that for you. What a cuck.

>son's wife
Think a bit more... You were on the right track.

They're both crooks, but the other one is an educated crook who can run a country and with whom I would unironically have sexual relations. The other is a thin-skinned babby-handed baldy who is all talk and doesn't know a single thing about being president.

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

What does that even mean?

Thank-you for correcting the record

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

I was pretty open minded to this line. What a fucking retard.

what movie was this?

/pol?

anyway trumps a faggot and if youre voting for him you can only be doing it for a laugh cuz hes retarded as shit.

gross. I'd honestly rather fuck Bill than Hillary

Wait, which is which?

ITS HER TURN YOU SHITLORD

Isn't the real Louis CK a chronic masturbator?

hes right tho

i bet you would faggot.

>“What the fuck do you know?”

I know concrete evidence that hillary has committed felonies that the FBI director actively avoided acknowledging during congress hearings

It's essentially Jon Stewart's line from the Colbert show about how the people of this country aren't really a part of the country if they don't believe what they've decided is right and wrong.
Seriously, why do comedians think we give a rat's ass about their opinions? Because they have a microphone?

>Hillary
>educated

You do realize she has only ever gotten a job because of her last name right ? By most standards she's pretty stupid

>In his weekly email blast to fans, CK compared Trump to Hitler, calling him an “insane bigot” and “dangerous” while calling upon conservatives to not vote for Trump, but instead cast their vote someone more moderate, like John Kasich. And if you think CK is a typical left-wing Hollywood-type, he attempted to put that notion to bed as well, writing, “I’m not advocating for Hillary or Bernie. I like them both but frankly I wish the next president was a conservative only because we had Obama for eight years and we need balance.”

You sure about that?
youtube.com/watch?v=LBBgOssgPnc

I have no idea which one is which.

yea she didnt even go to college did she?

>by most standards

you mean the blue collar minimum wage shit heads? those standards? non-college educated white trash? those standards?

gtfo. trump loves the poorly educated cuz theyre stupid as fuck and easy to manipulate.

can you imagine trump in a long important conference regarding a complex international issue? no wonder he said he would delegate all the presidential work to his running mate

maybe cuz you flip burgers and theyve got a degree in journalism.

>why am i listening to a professor? wtf does he know?

that was dumb. who might knows about her inconsistencies , lies etc maybe investigative journalists? anyway who cares

> non-college educated white trash?

Why do you people always use this as an insult against Trump but you never mention that almost every non-college educated black trash is voting for hill?

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

Well gee, I guess that settles that then.

There are plenty of true believers out there, but most Trump voters know he's a prick. They just think he is more likely to govern in their interests than Hillary "my dream is a world of open borders" Clinton.

he legit only wants the glory of being president. he doesnt give any kind of a fuck about the people.

but the real lesson here is never underestimate how stupid white trash is.

I hate Trump for obvious reasons
but blind hillaryshilling is repulsive

>What a cuck.
i miss CK BBC breeding grounds shitposting ;__;

>how dare those little old ladies spend their money how they want
>how dare trump not act like the six flags guy and thank everyone for doing something they enjoy and were doing anyway
>he must be miserable, not tired or anything from running a business
>those old ladies are so fucking stupid for doing something I dont agree with, they dont even realize it

I hate this faggot more and more everyday

they want to distance themselves from toilet humor so they go the other extreme and try to act philosophical but make asses out of themselves

This. And I think that Hillary is 1000x better than Trump but
>what the fuck do you know?
is literally not an argument.

>“I saw this thing happening where buses were showing up from all over the country with little old ladies,” he explained. “They take what little they have…They take that nothing, the little tiny scraps, and they turn it into chips and they pour buckets of money into his machines.”

that's what happens in EVERY casino. CK is such a bitch.

you know what, thats a good point. i apologize. tbqh id be thrilled if there was a required test to determine if you had the intellect necessary to decide who should be president.

however the argument has been made that hilary is using blacks. essentially its the same thing. the only difference is one side is right and the other is wrong. trumps agenda hurts poor white people and they continue to support him because they have no grasp of the issues. they think they do but thats because they believe anything the right wing media tells them because it has a racial overtone that says its the white thing to do.

>Mexican """comedians"""

>So I told my wife's son "we're getting the FUCK outta this casino right now!" but Jayquon jr. didn't like that very much so he beat me up and took my money to donate to Trump, which is how he became the first alt-righter only his skin is too dark so we just call him a liberal anyway

Actually, most of them see Trump for who he is.

They're just voting against the neoliberal economic system that has devastated their communities, and people like you who celebrate that destruction because you literally despise them through your bigoted class hatred.

> the only difference is one side is right and the other is wrong

Fucking kek

It's a casino, you fucking idiot.

Louis C.K. is such a dumb, whiny cunt. His show is still pretty good, but he needs to fuck off.

Funny how Looey Cuck's impression of Trump differs completely with literally everyone else who's ever met him.

>tests to determine if you are allowed to vote

Fine by me. I'd love a richer, whiter electorate.

>blacks not voting for someone who has a laundry-list of racist incidents on their resume

wew i wonder why

>they believe anything the right wing media tells them because it has a racial overtone that says its the white thing to do.

Mainstream media isn't Cred Forums. Literally who the fuck is telling them this?

What has Trump said about blacks?

Was that said during a part of his stand up?

>Trump demonizes illegal aliens therefore every non-white should be against him

What did he do to upset black interests particularly?

Average Trump voter makes 73,000 dollars a year.

>
>"no wonder he said he would delegate all the presidential work to his running mate"

Source on this?

The cuck king

>bigoted class hatred
youre totally right. i hate the lowest tier. but dont you think the people who literally run the world do too. thats the whole point. trump isnt the solution. hes the problem. hes pretending to rep change but hes total destruction. hes only going to help his wealthy friends. poor people who believe him are fucking dumb and deserve to be hated.

Whats CK's opinion on native american casino owners?

Bet he loves them, since those old lady white devils are paying some sort of """reparations""" in that instance.

Yes, but the white working class is part of his constituency. That's what I was referring to.

Trump isn't crooked though. Even if you construe the usage of tax "loopholes" as being crooked, that cannot compare to the level of corruption from Hillary. (most people around this board have never paid taxes in their lives and can't grasp the concept of write-offs).

its not he said its what he did.

you probably have never done the research or listened closely to the news but he used to practice red line housing discrimination.

>Bet he loves them, since those old lady white devils are paying some sort of """reparations""" in that instance.
probably.

right here pal

but who wants niggers in their neighborhood, senpai?

You mean when the apartments that were sued were under the control of his father?

Yeah, I'd fuck Trump too.

actually total bullshit. they said it on the news yesterday but i looked into it.

they didnt do real math. they just averaged the salaries of all the poor people and the billionaires voting for him. so its not a real average. its a median of poor people and billionaires. richy rich is fucking up the curve.

We're reaching fedora-tipping levels that shouldn't even be possible. At this moment, you are ecstatic.

you asked what did he do to black people and i told you. and besides your being racist, you should realize that if these black people applying for loans had the jobs, the money saved, and the credit rating to qualify then are probably people and not niggers and deserve to live in good neighborhoods.

Yup. Trump is also somewhat honest that he's greedy and has a huge ego, he jokes about it at his rallies.

Trump's strongest asset is his brand. This alone gives me more faith that he actually wants to accomplish some of the things he talks about, rather than being subservient to said neo-liberal and neo-con policies that have driven us to a third-world-country.

MAGA, you megalomaniac motherfucker.

says he was running things in '73

thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/15/doj-trump-s-early-businesses-blocked-blacks.html

even funnier is it says one of his policies is renting only to jews and other businessmen. which isnt wrong but dont you pol faggots have something against the jews? looks like your golden boy is in league with them. keep believing the bullshit tho.

cool buzzwords. really glad you contributed. go feel stupid somewhere.

>go to college
>can't pass the bar exam until her husband pulled some strings
>smart

I wonder why she made partner in law firm after bill became govenor

She is just riding on her husbands last name

Funny to hear how a little anecdote from Opie and Anthony in 2011 turned into a ripely-timed political bit 5 years later. Fucking hack.

youtu.be/XpRewWCmYjs

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”
This is embarrassing. How much of a shill do you need to be?

yeah but he keeps saying hes gonna create jobs and slack jawed rednecks keep buying it. his plan to do that is by cutting taxes for the rich and assuming thatll incentivize them to create more jobs. but we've tried that before with regan, and it failed. the rich people horded the money and the people got fucked. but rednecks are stupid as fuck and wanna try it again.

LCK is a moron, a real dumbass.

Doesn't make Trump any better though.

>didn't admit fault, just settled the suit instead of going through expensive legal process
>anyone who disagrees with me is Cred Forums

hmm

where'd you hear that? whats your reputable right wing news source? stormfront?

Are you an idiot? Her not being able to pass the DC bar exam is well known

you sound like a fag enabler.

They try to use that as a talking point a lot because most people don't understand what the suit was about, they didn't single Trump out specifically, they approached many real estate guys in NY to investigate the allegations and Trump said "i don't have time for this shit, i'm just going to settle", and that was the end of it.

It's telling that they keep going back to this story because they can't find ANYTHING else in his 30 years of business that's even remotely racist.

It's even more telling that even black voters on Twitter are posting things like "Nobody called Trump a racist until he decided to run against Hillary Clinton"

the question was what do blacks have against him.

asked and answered.

>Lois CK being a complete cunt to the old women
>suddenly sympathetic to them 5 years later

What an asshole

cucks unite!

the question was what did he do to blacks.

asked and answered.

For an infraction 40 years ago?

Or is it just blacks are voting in their self-interest (more gibs)?

He really has become insufferable ever since he "made it"

Hasn't been funny for close to 6 years now

>his racism is not racist enough
*speechless*

>nobody called trump a racist till he decided to run
yeah cuz he wasnt trying to rule the world. nobody cares what you do in your own home but as soon as you try to impress your will on other people it will become an issue.

>Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

i stopped paying attention for a while. do liberals actually see all those email leaks and just go 'nah this is a hoax, hilldog would never do something like that. are you kidding me??'

>I can't read and prefer to just think up my own narrative
Removing yourself from the argument, guess we're done here.

its both. and its not like people forget when you fuck them over. just cuz you havent seen someone you hate in a long time doesnt mean that the moment you see them you arent going to say, "hmm what was my last experience with this person like? oh thats right he fucked me over. i dont like this person."

>*speechless*

Fuck me, what the fuck has happened to this place

Sorry, can you type in proper grammar please? It makes it difficult to not imagine you as a 12 year old girl

What email leaks? The ones that show that Hillary has a mostly nuanced opinion on shit that most people in the general public don't understand?

Bump for television and film discussion.

unplug your modem and stop embarrassing yourself

you sure you mean grammar and not punctuation?

Reddit, probably

No, I was mocking your psuedo-Nietzschean philosophy that citizens that make less than 40 grand and have a double-digit IQ automatically deserve to suffer.

Casinos are bottom feeding businesses. Poor people have a much higher rate of gambling than rich folk, and since the odds are rigged, it's a pretty merciless business.

I'm not saying it should be banned, but I don't respect a person who made such a business.

Feel free to fly off the handle with weird insults and dumb assumptions about me, because you're just as much of a child as Trump.

CTR SHILLS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No, I mean grammar, as in the system of rules for a language.

You sound real cool. Holy shit what's preventing your next suicide attempt.

Hey Louis, how's your internet-only show going?

>deserve to suffer
dont remember saying that. i dislike them but i never said they deserve to suffer.

what id like is for them to stop hurting everyone with the misfortune of being in their vicinity with their ignorance.

>By most standards she's pretty stupid
Haha, jesus fucking christ. You people. Shillary is many awful things, but dumb is not one. Everyone, many enemies included, concede that Shillary is sharp as fuck.

Trump is barely able to speak.

>Feel free to fly off the handle with weird insults and dumb assumptions about me, because you're just as much of a child as Trump.

Where the fuck did that come from

what were my grammatical errors? im not gonna bother finding them myself because its clear you have no trouble understanding what im writing. and i guess i have little respect for you nitpicking for what i can only assume is no other reason than a disappointing life. no offense.

I think you meant his dad's wife

>snot
It's called cough drops. If you dislike the fact that people are calling trump a 100% total racist without undeniable proof, why are you spreading these bullshit rumors? I constantly hear the "haha 1 buck deposited to your hillary shill account lololxDDDD" shit you people spew, but you're doing exactly the same fucking thing.

I dunno, maybe the fact that I'm not ashamed of my working-class background like you want me to be?

That's not how averages work. If it is mostly poor people with a few rich people then the average will be much lower as it would have to be divided by the huge amount of poor people

i dont care what you do for a living and i dont care how you feel about it either. i just dont want you fucking up the country with your ass backward ideals and uninformed politics.

If you've averaged, you get the mean, not the median. Also, a median is more forgiving of extreme values than the mean

>neoliberal economic system that has devastated their communities
Red states fairly consistently receive more federal money than they pay. Blue states fairly consistently do better.

Furthermore, the USA has been on a tax cutting spree for fucking years, because it's all bought and paid for by the wealthy. You yourself believe this. The wealthy don't want the government to do more. They want the government to fuck off so they can pour poison into streams on the cheap, not minding that it'll kill the village downstream.

Your opinions are pretty uninformed and unintelligent, so I suppose Trump's your man.

>A ‘Miserable,’ Money-Grubbing Narcissist
Why are you talking about yourself, Louie boy?

It's public record, ya dingus

was this a sample group surveyed or literally everyone who voted in the primary? i find it hard to believe they found everyone.

Maybe he should release his tax returns and educate us all then, just like every other person running for president has done for decades, eh?

He actually made the opposite argument in the article, how Trump actually needs the money more than they do to have power.
He's the emperor with no clothes you fucking retard.

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”
Well, they don't call him a cuck king for no reason.

Trump is still a faggot though.

Tbh, I kinda respect your overt and honest bigotry. Unlike most of the left, you don't rationalize or lie about your class hatred. You despise us, don't want to be near us, think the world would be better off without the likes of us, and you don't give a damn rather we live or die.

It's nice to know where things stand.

Did Trump tie them up and force them to hand over their dosh?

Why does the left hate the poor and uneducated?

>you are so poor and dumb
>thay guy you are voting for won't help you but I will
>wow did you know that stupid people are racist?
>haha look at how poor and dumb Trump voters are
>I sure am glad I am rich and voting for hill

I don't respect gamblers. You're literally too weak and stupid to survive

Do you understand how polling works?

>cuck
>sjw
>hillary shill
>commie
I debate trump faggots a lot, and it's all the same.

To be fair, all of the Trump voters I know are hard working business owners or working decently paying jobs as mechanics or construction workers

>point out a flaw in a hillshill's argument
>wow, you must love trump you fucking bigot

Every fucking time

>Trump literally talks about grabbing pussy
>he's a faggot
do what now?

I don't remember ever defending Trump though beyond the fact that a casino is a perfectly legitimate enterprise and Cuck King has no right to cast aspersions on people who choose to gamble

You're the one that flew off the rails just because someone, god forbid, didn't agree with a hillary supporter's arguments

>implying insecure closet homos don't talk like that all the time

>You despise us, don't want to be near us, think the world would be better off without the likes of us, and you don't give a damn rather we live or die.

thats where youre wrong. i dont like stupid people being willfully ignorant and hindering progress. but i dont wish death on you. im not rich. im from a working class family who are hard workers and prudent savers. however we dont vote against our own interests. thats what bugs the shit outta me. poor people voting against themselves in insane. if its not racism its blatant stupidity and that shit needs to be stamped out. its a plague of epic proportions.

Classism isn't used overtly by the left, only on non PC sites like Cred Forums.

Political education is rarely mandatory or in depth , but the lack of knowledge of the lower classes makes them an easy scapegoat, and looking at brexit they kind of have fucked shit up

I pity them. It's sad that they think that this one lottery ticket will fix everything, and then that light is extinguished.

Casino owners are just vultures. Almost snake oil salesmen.

>B-B-BUT MUH CHOICE TO PLAY
I know they chose to play. That doesn't mean the casino owner deserves respect.
I don't respect a bartender who lures an alcoholic into his business either. Do you?

>i just dont want you fucking up the country with your ass backward ideals and uninformed politics.

Yeah, well too fucking bad, because all your "progress" and "informed politics" have done is destroy our communities. Now it's payback time.

Its Cred Forums insults never have to make sense they just have to feel right.

explain it to me.

i get the feeling you know exactly where these polls were and werent conducted and you know who was and who wasnt surveyed.

so enlighten me.

>I don't respect a bartender who lures an alcoholic into his business either. Do you?
>lures
What the fuck are you talking about?
>LET'S BAN ALCOHOL, LET'S BAN GAMBLING, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO DO EITHER, THEY'RE HARMING THEMSELVES AND I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM

>You're the one that flew off the rails just because someone, god forbid, didn't agree with a hillary supporter's arguments
I don't mind disagreement. I mind it when I'm arguing with nearly insane people, who defend the practically indefensible.
Trump is clearly the greater evil for the following reasons, and many more that I won't be able to fit into one comment:
1. Believes climate change is a hoax invented by China to cripple the US economy. Has denied this multiple times, though at least in this he was clear.
2. Wants to default on the national debt in one way or another, destroying any semblance of trust in the USA
3. Wants to "go after" the innocent families of terrorists, because "the terrorists don't care about themselves, but they care about their families". What does "go after" mean? I think you have to be naïve to not think this means "kill".
4. Cannot answer a straight up question to save his life, and he is barely able to even speak - something I consider an important aspect of being president. Sources:
- imgur.com/gallery/9TaptMJ
- c-span.org/video/?c4552309/donald-trump-american-dream in case you don't belive it's a real quote, go to 0:19
5. The fact that he won't release his tax returns - something that is not prohibited while a person is under audit, which he has falsely claimed countless times - goes against decades of tradition. How can we know where his business dealings take place, and whether his policies are therefore objective or only for personal gain, if we can't see them? This could also mean:
6. He's probably not a billionaire, since he won't release his tax-returns, his campaign has often been in financial troubles, and what billionaire is guilty of:
7. Selling useless university degrees to people for thousands of dollars, which should be far, far beneath a man wielding 10 or 11 digits.


I truly and deeply despise shillary. Trump is just objectively worse.

>and looking at brexit they kind of have fucked shit up

40% AB1 voted to Leave, C1 and 2 was close to 60%. Remove the working class and leave still would've won.

>Political education is rarely mandatory or in depth

Look who's talking

>business owners
right. looking for tax breaks that work in their favor. they claim it allow them to create more jobs but the last time this was tried, the rich business owners just horded the money they made and created nothing.

and anybody else who isnt rich is voting against their best interest. they like the guy but they dont understand the politics. theyre parasites fucking things up for the well informed.

you know I really have never accused anyone of being CTR before but you're acting like a boafide shill throwing out irrelevant anti-Trump copypasta just because someone didn't agree with a fucking Lois CK argument

>>LET'S BAN ALCOHOL, LET'S BAN GAMBLING, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO DO EITHER, THEY'RE HARMING THEMSELVES AND I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM
I didn't say that.

See, buddy? You guys are flying off the handle with dumb bullshit. As always. You guys are almost fascinatingly stupid. I kind of want some study to be performed on the die hard trump faggots, because you're so fucking stupid and wrong that it's like a freak of nature - only on a gigantic scale. Nothing about Trump is endearing. He can't speak, he has no real plans, he's not strong, he doesn't speak like a leader. He has nothing, yet people are living in a continuous orgasm over him. I don't get it. He's repulsively childish, weak, stupid, and incompetent. I only scratched the surface on .

>I didn't say that.
Yes you did

>destroy our communities

>tfw no communities are destroyed
>but muh blm riots
first of all, your community is not destroyed. thats a bullshit right wing talking point. and blm riots happened like 4 or 5 times. its not a common occurrence. and heres the kicker, trump isnt pro infrastructure. hes trying to reduce government and have the wealthy pay less taxes. under his administration infrastructure will fall to shit and there wont be money to fix it.

>payback time
youre the one whos gonna suffer. the part thats fucked up is youre gonna take smart people down with you.

>He can't speak, he has no real plans, he's not strong, he doesn't speak like a leader. He has nothing, yet people are living in a continuous orgasm over him. I don't get it. He's repulsively childish, weak, stupid, and incompetent

At least there's not a 90% chance he'll drown in his own body fluids in the first 100 days of his presidency

Ivanka is way too hot to be a beard though

It would have been narrower, which could increase the chance of a re-referendum

>out irrelevant anti-Trump copypasta
I debate you people so much that I made it myself. I don't see how the fact that he thinks climate change was invented by china is irrelevant. Only a moron would think something so dumb, and that makes him unfit for office. In 2006 he said that he "sort of hoped" for the economy to crash, and in the first debate he didn't deny it, but called it "good business". Hoping for the financial ruin of millions of people is, to Trump, nothing but "good business".

This man is utterly and totally unfit for office, yet you people are acting like it's the second coming. I do not get it.

>I don't respect a person who does A
>OMG THAT MUST MEAN YOU WANT TO BAN A AND B AND ALL THE OTHER LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
No. It's like there's a thick layer of gunk around you, that reason will not penetrate. You're like a big swarm of all fucked up butterflies. Individually, some butterfly guy would like to put a pin in you and study you, because you're so fucked up, but there are so many of you.

How did we end up so fucking low?

He keeps saying but i never seen him here in Mexico

1. He said global warming is a hoax which is true
2. At least he has the balls to have default on the table which is better then just having the dishonorable "lets force the entire world to unite against us to destroy us so they will ever have a chance to get their debt paid off"
3. Terrorist families are just enablers, at least we are being upfront about it not indiscriminately droning entire weddings like Obama does, at least with torturing family there is a point to it
4. He gives straight answers all the time, his entire problem is they are too straight
5. Trump's tax returns are absurdly complicated because he has 200 businesses
7. It was certificates, many people DID use them to get jobs and the only people who are complaining are paid losers

>ITT: People still not realizing that Trump is controlled opposition designed to hand Clinton the presidency

These two have been in bed for over 20 years, but you guys will believe anything the media tells you.

>It would have been narrower, which could increase the chance of a re-referendum

For someone who bemoans lack of political education, you do seem to know fuck-all about the political subjects you talk about

Kaine is a better candidate than Trump. Hell, shillary, that fucking cunt, could be powered off and in the junk yard and still be a better president than Trump.

wtf? i love jeb now!

What happens when hillary dies after she wins

>I debate you people so much that I made it myself.

What do you mean by you people"?

>ivanka
i think you mean melania

but either way. hes pathetic as fuck. he got shot down by pic related. that bitch has a silly putty face.

>Kaine is a better candidate than Trump

Kaine looks like he'll be outed as a pedophile in the next few years

Please, educate me

Does it matter? When the trump wants to pump, he'll settle for any rump

true. but theres always a chance. and i know people forget their votes barely count and the electoral college is what counts. but theres always a chance that stupid peoples votes could count. and thats why i waste my time having these convos.

He's our guy, you're right

"Die-hard" Trump fans, while they certainly exist, are a minority of his voters. Half of the Trump fans on Cred Forums, for example, are just shitposting to piss you off because it triggers you so much.

Most Trump voters know he's a narcissist, a crook, and an empty suit, but they're voting for him anyway because:

1. There's at least a small chance he will govern in their interests, whereas a Hillary presidency has literally no chance of that happening.

or

2. They know he'll be a disaster, but Hillary will be just as bad, and voting Trump is an act of rebellion against PC, the media, the Wall Street bankers, and everyone else who has makes modern life so miserable.

or

3. They're Republicans, and a bad Republican is preferable to Hillary.

In other words, "he's a prick, but he's our prick". A fairly common sentiment in democracies.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

Sweet show us.

1. scientifically, and therefore objectively, wrong. But I'll forego this debate, because you don't give a shit about reality.
2. The balls to risk the entire global economy, and totally jeopardizing any semblance of trust in the US government.
3. "at least with torturing family there is a point to it" - first of all, torture doesn't work. Second of all, there's a gigantic difference between collateral damage and actively going against innocent people.
4. You probably cannot give me a single example of Trump giving a straight answer. "How do we fix the american dream?" - "It'll be great. Look at that hat!".
5. Then let the public deal with that mess, and release that shit. What, you're saying he's such a good guy that he wants to spare us the trouble?
6. Losers? Do you not grasp the concept of fraud? If I tell you my car is fucking awesome and was owned by some rich guy, and therefore worth 3 times the normal amount, I'm a fraud. Trump's a fraud.

Your arguments are so fucking weak. I don't get why you even bother to try.

Wasn't talking about BLM riots you knobhead. I was talking about how globalism (supported by both parties) has resulted in the decimation of working-class wages and, as a result, seen massive increases in single parenthood, drug abuse, and suicide amongst blue collar people.

>youre the one whos gonna suffer. the part thats fucked up is youre gonna take smart people down with you.

That's what you don't get. We're already suffering, and we are taking down the "smart" people who did it to us. That's what I meant by payback.

>Please, educate me

There never would've been a re-referendum, Cameron would've resigned anyway, the eurosceptic tory majority would've smelled the coffee, the post-referendum events would've been identical regardless. 90% of constituencies outside London and Scotland would've still voted Leave, tories would've observed that and acted accordingly, just as they're doing now. Corbyn would've still been challenged and won, ruling out a labour government before the completion of brexit

And you can't get much closer than 52/48 anyway

But she's a celebrity too.
She can walk around doing anything. Kiss them without even asking. Grab em by the pussy even.

Because clearly BLM riots are the only way working class communities are destroyed.
Hint, there's a reason that the dems lost a huge amount of blue dog support in the last few years.

>because it triggers you so much.
Oh yeah, that's another accusation I forgot. I knew I was missing something - although I kind of got it by calling out the SJW part. Thanks for sticking to the script.
Not every disagreement is rooted in someone being "triggered".

>1. There's at least a small chance he will govern in their interests, whereas a Hillary presidency has literally no chance of that happening.
I'd rather have Shillary shovel some cash into her pocket than Trump defaulting on the debt or starting a war with Russia because he was provoked. He takes every single bait laid in front of him, and he'll be played like a fucking fiddle for it - or throw us into serious trouble. Shillary will keep the doom machine churning, but slowly, and give us time to hope for better. Trump will floor it.

>a bad Republican is preferable to Hillary.
No. Tax cutting and deregulation is what led us into the recession. But I'll forego this discussion as well, because that rabbit hole is deep, and I know everything you could say on the matter - and I have a reply for all of it, so I'll just spare that half hour discussion.

My god the floundering butt hurt of all the crestfallen Trumpfags has never been so sweet.

It's like God just grabbed them by the pussy slapped his mixed race cock across their pasty white faces.

I'm a cross between 1 and 2. If he does even anything like the h1b changes he mentions on his site, I'll be completely happy with my vote.

>globalism
im in favor of deporting every single illegal there is. but companies taking advantage by relocating is hard to stop and trump has no actual plan. he says ill talk to them, but thats essentially worthless, if i well a ceo id tell him to go fuck himself.

>working class wages
you mean the ones the left is trying to raise?

>single parenthood
maybe they could avoid this problem if they could abort a kid they shouldnt and dont need to have without catching hell for it

>suicide
i dont wanna hear about it. anyone who takes their own life is a faggot. they deserve to die. you cant blame someones decisions on other people.

wtf i love correcting the record now

Putin has much more respect for Trump than Clinton. You seen terribly misinformed.

Hillary has LITERALLY outright said she's gonna start more proxy wars with Russia. I don't understand how you people think queen bitch warhawk herself won't start wars.

He only hates Trump because he is mexican and is afraid of deportation.

you people take no responsibility for yourselves. nobody is coming into your community and destroying it but you. you dont work as hard so you have a shitty job and that contributes to your unhappiness. with that mind state you dont take care of yourself or your surroundings. you shouldnt have too many if any kids but you do anyway and cant support them. have to work all the time and dont have time to parent. everyone suffers but you blame the government. its not their fault youre a shithead.

It's hard to stop but NAFTA basically opened our assholes wide.

Raising wages by government decree isn't exactly sustainable.

High abortion rates don't stop single parenthood. Just look at the black community.

>No actual plan
Please can you read his website of policies and plans and stop with the bullshit?

Truly the cuck king

i love this picture of the white trash dude. his teeth have the organization of a bag of marshmellows.

Fair enough, but I think how much of each constituencies votes leave is important, and May would probably consider when(/if) she actually left the eu

comedy has become one big jewish trick. louis started as a hack doing jokes about reading off breakfast in a diner to hob knobbing with gervais and seinfeld, lost any balls he had and now is defending hillary?

i hope him and both his daughters get on his yacht and drown in a horrible way it'd be perfect for his goofy "haha what if everybody died. im unkempt chubby and half as talented as gaffigan"

>Most Trump voters know he's a narcissist, a crook, and an empty suit, but they're voting for him anyway because:
Oh sweet omnipotent god man, what is tomorrows lottery numbers since your knowledge a precognition knows no bounds.

Where do you losers come up with this shit?

It does trigger you, your butt is clearly is extreme pain by Trump and his voters. And of course I'm using Cred Forums lingo on Cred Forums.

As for war with Russia...I thought Trump was supposed to be a puppet of Moscow? Hillary's hawkish foreign policy (war in Iraq, Lybia, Syria, supporting NATO expansion) has resulted in death and destruction, and is far more likely to lead to war with Russia than Trump supposedly launching nukes because someone insulted him. That's why all the neocons and defense contractors support her, and oppose Trump.

And I agree that tax cutting and deregulation, combined with massive spending increases, led to our economic malaise. That's why I am supporting the guy that Wall Street and the neoliberal, globalist vampires despise.

he is the distillation of the alt-right

Mate, you seem to think these people can stop the federal government from outright making the main businesses of their small communities completely unviable to suit their globalist interests.
These small towns depend on things like mining, farming and industry. Everyone can't be some buzzfeed writer or HR worker. You expect these people to go on the dole or just accept their fate?

something should be done about nafta but i still dont trust trump to do it. and if the wealthy start paying taxes a higher minimum wage might work.

in regards to single parenthood, maybe if we could stop with the self righteous holier than though religious bullshit that does nothing but hinder intellectual progress and provides stupid people a medium by which to proclaim superiority we could promote abortion as the right thing to do when you arent prepared to take care of children. but thats just another example of poor people (in this case right wing whites) voting against their own best interest because of blatant ignorance and willful stupidity.

>respect for
>knows he can play him like a fucking fiddle
Putin isn't an idiot.

And I'm against that, but Trump with the finger on the button to the nukes is scary. inb4 "he can't actually launch them all alone omg dumb lib cuck sjw triggered lolo xDDDD". I know. Calm down.

Trump is incredibly easily provoked. It fucking disgusts me using a hillary line, but a man who gets riled up by a tweet should not be commander in chief.

Amusingly, the person who's most easily triggered is Trump.

Serious question: Do you believe he won the first debate? Not how you think other people understood it, but you personally? All of you, really. I'm just curious. I told my gf that I simply couldn't fathom that people existed on planet earth who'd seen what I saw, and thought "yup, that's my guy". Again, he was barely able to speak. To fucking speak. He cannot even put words next to each other and form a complete sentence that expresses a complete thought. How can you even consider supporting him? Trump supporters are fascinatingly stupid.

I suppose I'm leaving myself too open for trolls here, so I'll probably call it quits.
Yeah, saying that "it totes does trigger you haha" isn't a very good troll. Try harder next time, faggot.

Louie sucks so much dick now.
He started out doing bland, slightly offbeat observational comedy. When that wasn't working, he became "inspired by" (read: ripped off) George Carlin's edgy comedy. Lucky for him, he wasn't half bad at it. He gave no fucks, said nigger and faggot, called his daughter a cunt, and many laughs were had. His FX show was the beginning of the end, however. Once he got total control over a tv series, he wanted to go back to being a "serious artist" (check out his short films, they're cringe-inducing) and creating preachy PC liberal bullshit.

>getting into massive fuck-off arguments with paragraphs of text defending hillary whilst trumptards respond with one liners that make you write out a thesis that nobody's going to read
>on Cred Forums

What is the fucking point?

>“What the fuck do you know?”
Well I know she kept government secrets on personal devices and conspired to win the nom

fair point. i havent read his website. IVE ONLY LISTENED TO WHAT HES SAID.

and im not saying there isnt a plan written out on his site. im just saying i GUARANTEE he doesnt know what it says. someone else wrote it and it might be a decent idea. but trump doesnt know dick about it. hes the guy youre supporting. odds are you hate the conservative suit who wrote that plan and would never vote for him cuz hes not "someone you'd have a beer with".

It's truly fascinating how the Dems have become the Reds-under-the-bed neo-McCarthyites with a cavalier attitude towards brinkmanship with a nuclear power

>As for war with Russia...I thought Trump was supposed to be a puppet of Moscow?
He's incredibly easily provoked, and most likely incredibly easily manipulated by people like Putin, who are actually powerful, and not just playing make-believe.

I won't say that the apocalypse is coming, because I don't know and that'd be hard to take seriously. I'm simply saying that he's not a stable man who will calmly and competently steer our nation on the right course.

Arguing on the internet; the losers are the ones who dedicate the most time to it.

>left trying to raise working class wages
literally who is trying to do this? They're all in favor of more immigrants.
High immigration lowers wages because of competition, not to mention illegals live as 6+ in 2 bedroom apartments and take jobs for horseshit wages.
Take restaurants for example; nearly every kitchen(atleast in the southwest) is filled with illegals because they're willing to work on a salary below the minimum wage.

his teeth look like a bag full of scrabble tiles.

quads of truth

>It's essentially Jon Stewart's line from the Colbert show about how the people of this country aren't really a part of the country if they don't believe what they've decided is right and wrong.

You sound retarded. I have no idea what what line you're talking about, but from context alone is obvious you're intentionally misrepresenting what was said like a disingenuous lying cuck. Kill yourself.

>but trump doesnt know dick about it.

And what have 8 years of rule by "the experts" given the US?
>Middle East in chaos
>Bank bailouts
>Pushing even more free trade treaties like the TPP

>He's incredibly easily provoked

Funny, I'm pretty sure it's not Trump that's pushing for war based on his private email server being hacked

>Guarantee
Wow that's some magical precognitive sense you got there, blessed by a god of time or something to know exactly what's going to happen in the future.

YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE SHIT

Stop wasting your time in these threads also go out there and do something useful for yourself that could better your knowledge in the future, like checking out Trumps website and reading through and understanding his policies and plans.
If you can do that, you'd be more prepared in the future.

The wealthy pay most of our taxes and income tax doesn't do shit to the actually wealthy. It doesn't even touch them remotely. Time and time again, tax raises just put more pressure on the middle class. Look up the Laffer curve. The situation is more nuanced than just increasing taxes on the rich. You need to target it for taxed activities that actually affect the rich. Hint: that isn't income tax. Income tax is completely irrelevant if you're in the genuinely 1%. Secondly, you need to balance incentives with the taxes to actually make your country a good environment for wealth creation. We have the third highest business tax on the planet. That's a problem because it chokes out smaller business and helps the megacorps who afford to undercut everything with their deep globalist pockets and child labor.

And again, black communities have a massive abortion rate AND a massive amount of single parenthood. Abortion isn't a fix. It's a symptom, along with single parenthood.

Red states "receive more money" because they have more military bases and giants swaths of government owned land. Paying for this all count as receiveing money. Take for instance Wyoming, which is rural and has a tiny portion of taxpayers compared to New York. Much of the land is owned by the BLM, which as a government agency receives government money.

exactly why companies should stop getting tax breaks. trump is two timing you fucks. hes supporting cutting taxes for the wealthy. he also claims hes gonna bring back jobs but his whole plan to do so is that by cutting taxes the business owners will be able to hire more workers and open more factories. but the last time we tried that shit it failed miserably. the wealthy horded all the money. i understand their frustration but they are getting on the wrong ship and its gonna fuck us all worse than ever before. i like trumps plan to get rid of the illegals cuz it would help a little but i know he cant do the shit hes claiming. a wall? really? its been proven to be not cost effective and not possible. hes selling everyone a dream and he cant deliver. he will only cut taxes for the rich and thats just gonna fuck us.

Yeah, let's put a man who can't even speak, let alone drive, in the front seat, just because we don't like the road that the last driver took us down.

"Not a politician" cannot be a candidate's only strong suit when he has such a long record of incompetency and laughably insane beliefs.

the left has said theyre going to raise the minimum wage.

and i gotta make it known, i hate the illegals. getting rid of them would help a little.

but i know that trump wont be able to get rid of them cuz its feasibly impossible. a wall isnt cost effective and impractical and finding and returning all the illegals is hard if not impossible.

the only thing trump will succeed at doing is lower taxes for his rich friends. hes supporting cutting taxes for the wealthy. he also claims hes gonna bring back jobs but his whole plan to do so is that by cutting taxes the business owners will be able to hire more workers and open more factories. but the last time we tried that shit it failed miserably. the wealthy horded all the money.

>"Not a politician" cannot be a candidate's only strong suit when he has such a long record of incompetency and laughably insane beliefs.

Politicians only have themselves to blame for letting the situation reach the point that someone like Trump is seen as a viable alternative.